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megimoo
01-14-2009, 01:28 PM
Andy Rooney turns 90 today!
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Retire, already.
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He Knows He Knows Bupkis from Bubis
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Andy Rooney is an extremely liberal grump.
Happy Birthday you old goat, how about trimming your eyebrows.
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His eyebrows turn into Butterflies in the Spring
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Sure,Happy Birthday Andy Rooney. Now please eat shiite and die.
Sincerely,Badeye
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Haven’t you ever noticed how complete weenies seem to live forever?
Happy birthday, you hirsute old liberal grump.
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Did you ever notice ... when i have another birthday
those wingnuts at FR make jokes about the way i look?
Happy Birthday Andy!
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Happy Birthday Andy. I wish you'd get someone to cut those ****ing eyebrows.
Won't matter much, I suppose, because I don't waste my life watching you or '60 Liberal Minutes'.
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“Ya know what really bothers me? Having to wear Depends. That bothers me.”
“Ya know what I like? Warm, lumpy oat meal. You know, the way it dribbles down my chin? I like that.”
Happy 90th birthday, you cranky OLD bastard.
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Time to retire, Andy.
It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.
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Does he know he’s still alive?
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China’s Andy Rooney Has Some Funny Opinions About How Great The Chinese Government Is
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Time to retire, Andy.
All he has to do is put on a suit and gripe for three minutes. Other than the suit he probably would do that at the nursing home anyway. "You know what I hate? I hate it when the fat nurse's aide comes in to give me my sponge bath. I never get the cute ones like the guy across the hall gets."

PoliCon
01-14-2009, 02:11 PM
MOO!! where's the link dude??? :p