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Gingersnap
01-15-2009, 11:18 AM
The New York Jets And The Flaming Lesbian Catfight

By Rick Chandler, 2:30 PM on Wed Jan 14 2009, 30,063 views

Poor Woody Johnson. The Jets' owner has watched recently as his team capitulated, his quarterback underachieved, and his daughter had her hair set on fire by her lesbian girlfriend. Wait, what?

Casey Johnson, whom the New York Post calls "the madcap Band-Aid heiress," got into a "raging catfight" with her ex-girlfriend, Courtenay Semel, at the latter's house. I'm not going to continue because you'll think I'm making it up as I go along. So, on to the Post:

"Casey had a fight one night with her current girlfriend," heavily tattooed Lisa Marie Alvarez, a Los Angeles source, told Page Six. "Casey went to Courtenay's house, and Courtenay proceeded to beat the crap out of her, and then she lit her hair on fire. Casey had to be hospitalized." Casey's mother, Sale Johnson, reportedly flew to LA and consulted with lawyer Robert Shapiro. No one returned calls except Courtenay, whose father Terry Semel ran Yahoo for years. Casey who isn't speaking to her father, or her aunt, Libet Johnson is the mother of an adopted girl from Kazakhstan.

So the next time you get in Woody's grill about the offensive line situation, keep in mind that he's got a whole entire other zoo to attend to once he gets home in the evening. You know, it wasn't supposed to be this way. You inherit the Johnson & Johnson fortune, you donate a few thousand bucks to re-elect George W. Bush, you acquire Brett Favre ... and life is supposed to be good. What the Hell happened??

Hey! It's got a 'Sports' angle. :D

Dead Spin (http://deadspin.com/5131346/the-new-york-jets-and-the-flaming-lesbian-catfight)

megimoo
01-15-2009, 12:22 PM
Hey! It's got a 'Sports' angle. :D

Dead Spin (http://deadspin.com/5131346/the-new-york-jets-and-the-flaming-lesbian-catfight)Looks like we are going to need a flaming gay/queer section !

Lars1701a
01-15-2009, 02:27 PM
Where is the pic goodness?

Is she a lipstick lezbo or a bull dyke? :confused::D:cool:



On edit: found a pic and she is just plain ugly :D

Lars1701a
01-15-2009, 02:28 PM
Looks like we are going to need a flaming gay/queer section !

Poli can be the mod :D

PoliCon
01-15-2009, 02:34 PM
Poli can be the mod :Dsomeone will have to keep YOU in line seeing as how you are our only queer member :p

BadCat
01-15-2009, 02:36 PM
I'd say she is wasting some considerable talents being a dyke...

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/politics/2006/09/poar01_johnson0609.jpg

PoliCon
01-15-2009, 02:38 PM
I'd say she is wasting some considerable talents being a dyke...

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/politics/2006/09/poar01_johnson0609.jpgIt might be fun to watch her talents in action . . . .:cool:

Lars1701a
01-15-2009, 02:38 PM
I'd say she is wasting some considerable talents being a dyke...

http://www.vanityfair.com/images/politics/2006/09/poar01_johnson0609.jpg

Damn thats a nice pick the one I saw was bad :D

Lars1701a
01-15-2009, 02:40 PM
someone will have to keep YOU in line seeing as how you are our only Cool and most awesome member on this board who's football picks are a thing of genius :p

Sorry you forgot some words

PoliCon
01-15-2009, 02:44 PM
Sorry you forgot some words
You know where liers go don't you??:p CONGRESS!!