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BadCat
01-20-2009, 12:11 PM
Ok, the very first black, non-US citizen, bonafide Socialist is now the President of what was once the greatest country in history.

I just checked, my mortgages haven't been paid off, my cigarettes aren't free (and I'm an addict), no unicorns in the street, no lollipops, and no rainbows.

We've been RIPPED OFF, the Dims and their mouthpieces PROMISED US we would be better off with Hussien in charge.

I'm pissed.

linda22003
01-20-2009, 12:14 PM
Well, yeah, but you're always pissed. :p

BadCat
01-20-2009, 12:16 PM
Well, yeah, but you're always pissed. :p

No, actually I am hardly ever pissed.
I just hate a few people.

I will add anybody who voted for the Bamster to that list.

Zathras
01-20-2009, 01:35 PM
Ok, the very first black, non-US citizen, bonafide Socialist is now the President of what was once the greatest country in history.

I just checked, my mortgages haven't been paid off, my cigarettes aren't free (and I'm an addict), no unicorns in the street, no lollipops, and no rainbows.

We've been RIPPED OFF, the Dims and their mouthpieces PROMISED US we would be better off with Hussien in charge.

I'm pissed.

Yeah...and when I went out to my car the tank hadn't been filled!!!! WTF!!! I thought I wasn't going to have to worry about that with the Anointed One in the White House?!?!?!?!

Elspeth
01-20-2009, 01:36 PM
Yeah...and when I went out to my car the tank hadn't been filled!!!! WTF!!! I thought I wasn't going to have to worry about that with the Anointed One in the White House?!?!?!?!

Well you know, with global warming and all that jazz, Barry couldn't give you the gasoline. But I'll bet there's a nice tire gauge somewhere under your porch mat.

Gingersnap
01-20-2009, 01:48 PM
Well you know, with global warming and all that jazz, Barry couldn't give you the gasoline. But I'll bet there's a nice tire gauge somewhere under your porch mat.

LOL! :D ........

asdf2231
01-20-2009, 01:52 PM
Well you know, with global warming and all that jazz, Barry couldn't give you the gasoline. But I'll bet there's a nice tire gauge somewhere under your porch mat.


BRAVO! :D
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Zathras
01-20-2009, 02:38 PM
Well you know, with global warming and all that jazz, Barry couldn't give you the gasoline. But I'll bet there's a nice tire gauge somewhere under your porch mat.

*walks outside and checks under mat*...nope, no tire gauge there....I thought the Anointed One was supposed to take care of me!!!!

noonwitch
01-20-2009, 04:23 PM
I just like your headline:

Where the hell are my lollipops and rainbows?

Too funny.

I just got my W2s, and found that I made $52,000 last year, and paid $16,000 in taxes. That doesn't count my property taxes, which would add another $2200 onto the total. If Obama can find a way for me to pay less, I'll consider that my lollipop.

Elspeth
01-20-2009, 06:11 PM
*walks outside and checks under mat*...nope, no tire gauge there....I thought the Anointed One was supposed to take care of me!!!!

Here ya go....

http://i297.photobucket.com/albums/mm239/spectral_music/080408_guage.jpg

SarasotaRepub
01-20-2009, 06:57 PM
Damn! I just got the mail and there wasn't a check!!!!:mad:

Maybe tomorrow, I should give him a little time.:D

Ree
01-20-2009, 07:06 PM
Damn! I just got the mail and there wasn't a check!!!!:mad:

Maybe tomorrow, I should give him a little time.:D
Check?? Isn't he smart enough to use direct deposit?


And where's my maid?

PoliCon
01-20-2009, 07:08 PM
Ya'll is crazy. Youz ain't black. Pleeeeeez. Youz ain't gett'n nuffin less youz black.

SarasotaRepub
01-20-2009, 07:14 PM
Ya'll is crazy. Youz ain't black. Pleeeeeez. Youz ain't gett'n nuffin less youz black.

My armor is black!!! :p

Friggen Death Stars don't build themselves ya know!!!

cat714
01-20-2009, 08:35 PM
My armor is black!!! :p

Friggen Death Stars don't build themselves ya know!!!

Well that's the problem, you work.

asdf2231
01-20-2009, 08:46 PM
My armor is black!!! :p

Friggen Death Stars don't build themselves ya know!!!

But everyone knows that inside of it is the Whitest White Guy ever spawned.

And with a dented head at that. :D