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megimoo
06-22-2008, 06:01 PM
'Steel Yourself' for the California NewlyWeds !

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7854269

Don't even think about their 'Honeymoon'!

InspiredHome
06-22-2008, 06:26 PM
'Steel Yourself' for the California NewlyWeds !

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7854269

Don't even think about their 'Honeymoon'!

No why did you have to go and say that? How wonderful of DUmmies to celebrate immorality. :rolleyes:

megimoo
06-22-2008, 06:31 PM
No why did you have to go and say that? How wonderful of DUmmies to celebrate immorality. :rolleyes:About the 'Honeymoon' ?

Kimberly
06-22-2008, 06:50 PM
There are a few DUers whose posts I genuinely enjoy. Ronnykmarshall is one of them. So I wish him and his partner the best.

InspiredHome
06-22-2008, 06:55 PM
About the 'Honeymoon' ?

Yes, eww. :eek:

Dan D. Doty
06-22-2008, 07:22 PM
I wonder who's parents paid for the wedding? :confused:

Sonnabend
06-22-2008, 07:29 PM
Well at least they wont be arguing about having children.

..Thank God....

megimoo
06-22-2008, 07:49 PM
I wonder who's parents paid for the wedding? :confused:The father of the bride.If you can figure which one is the bride?It must be the fat one with the foolish grin and the tears !

FDK
06-22-2008, 08:36 PM
That is just so.....





















































GAY! <insert DUmp barf icon here>

biccat
06-22-2008, 09:33 PM
Gay, straight, single or married, he's still a fucking idiot liberal.

CLibertarian
06-22-2008, 09:33 PM
Well at least they wont be arguing about having children.

..Thank God....

They may adopt in CA.:mad:

Shannon
06-22-2008, 10:18 PM
They may adopt in CA.:mad:

I was gonna say...

jinxmchue
06-22-2008, 11:45 PM
Recaptions!!! :D

Pic #1: "Here's all the papers you two will need over the next couple years. Marriage license. Divorce papers. The works."

Pic #2: (fake blonde gay guy with the glasses) "Hey, hey! Wonder if she's open to a threesome. Always wanted to try a walk on the bi side."

Pic #3: "Mommy's little catcher is getting married."

Pic #4: "I now pronounce you man and man. You may bugger the groom."

Pic #5: (fake blonde gay again) "Can't wait until you carry me over the threshold... without using your hands!"

Pic #6: "Hold on, hold on. You're facing the wrong way."

Pic #7: "Okay, on second thought, I'll stick to being gay. Being this close to a woman gives me the heebee-jeebees. Give me the man-love!"

jinxmchue
06-22-2008, 11:46 PM
Holy replies, Batman! The DUmp monkey sure are falling all over themselves to heap praises on these two. Wonder what a comparable thread about a straight wedding would garner for replies. Nothing even close, I bet.

ronnykmarshall
06-23-2008, 12:51 PM
There are a few DUers whose posts I genuinely enjoy. Ronnykmarshall is one of them. So I wish him and his partner the best.


Thanks Kimberly. You're a good egg yourself.

ronnykmarshall
06-23-2008, 01:01 PM
Wow! Pretty impressive you guys.

First off (with exception of Kim) you guys act like a bunch of fucking 4 graders.

Charming little insults towards my step-mom. Really cool to attack a woman for being fat. Big talkers aren't you all. I'm sure all of you and your friends and family are just runway model perfect. Yeah right.

Actually none of your words shock me.

The honeymoon? What is it with haters like you people are so obsessed with gay sex?

Ok so here's a run down of 'the honeymoon'. After lunch, we all went back to our house. My step mom and her friend went back home up north, Mom and my step-dad stayed the night. We made dinner and watched TV.

SHOCKING HUH?

Well, just wanted to pop and I say hi.

Thanks again Kim, you've A-OK in my book.

The rest of you need to get lives and stay the fuck out of mine.


I leave you all to jump up and down like monkeys in the zoo and throw poop at each other.

See ya.

biccat
06-23-2008, 01:03 PM
I leave you all to jump up and down like monkeys in the zoo and throw poop at each other.

See ya.
I'm pretty sure you'll get banned at the DU for posting here. You are not meant to know this site exists. The Hive will be upset at your breach of matters of utmost secrecy.

Dissent will not be tolerated.

Kimberly
06-23-2008, 02:20 PM
Thanks Kimberly. You're a good egg yourself.

Thanks ronny. :) Welcome to CU. I do hope you decide to hang around.

Constitutionally Speaking
06-23-2008, 02:24 PM
I don't think this is any of our business.

everyman68
06-23-2008, 02:58 PM
Gay marriage is the least of our problems...And , yes, I am familiar with Leviticus 19:20...I also know that most of us do things every day that God frowns upon... The funny thing about sin, which I have been trying to get my hands around since I was a smiling twelve year old attending a Southern Baptist Sunday School is that God hates all sin the same; the big and little ones...


As long as you obey the law and pay your taxes you're o k with me...I have met people who I wanted to associate with and people I didn't and they came in all races, religions, and sexual orientations...

Kimberly
06-23-2008, 03:14 PM
Gay marriage is the least of our problems...And , yes, I am familiar with Leviticus 19:20...I also know that most of us do things every day that God frowns upon... The funny thing about sin, which I have been trying to get my hands around since I was a smiling twelve year old attending a Southern Baptist Sunday School is that God hates all sin the same; the big and little ones...


As long as you obey the law and pay your taxes you're o k with me...I have met people who I wanted to associate with and people I didn't and they came in all races, religions, and sexual orientations...

That's pretty much how I feel. Except I'm not Baptist. :)

biccat
06-23-2008, 03:57 PM
Gay marriage is the least of our problems...And , yes, I am familiar with Leviticus 19:20...I also know that most of us do things every day that God frowns upon... The funny thing about sin, which I have been trying to get my hands around since I was a smiling twelve year old attending a Southern Baptist Sunday School is that God hates all sin the same; the big and little ones...
Yes, God hates sin, and God, through his holy son, offers forgiveness for sinners. However, forgiveness is there for the asking for those who repent their wicked ways and turn towards the light. Those who turn from the word of God and revel in sin will not receive forgiveness.

God is benevolent, not stupid.

everyman68
06-23-2008, 05:03 PM
Yes, God hates sin, and God, through his holy son, offers forgiveness for sinners. However, forgiveness is there for the asking for those who repent their wicked ways and turn towards the light. Those who turn from the word of God and revel in sin will not receive forgiveness.

God is benevolent, not stupid.


I know but there are a lot of things God frowns upon...I'll let him deal with it...

SarasotaRepub
06-24-2008, 09:29 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xzp0S3yO1QA

:p:D

jinxmchue
06-25-2008, 01:03 AM
Wow! Pretty impressive you guys.

First off (with exception of Kim) you guys act like a bunch of fucking 4 graders.

Charming little insults towards my step-mom. Really cool to attack a woman for being fat. Big talkers aren't you all. I'm sure all of you and your friends and family are just runway model perfect. Yeah right.

Actually none of your words shock me.

The honeymoon? What is it with haters like you people are so obsessed with gay sex?

Ok so here's a run down of 'the honeymoon'. After lunch, we all went back to our house. My step mom and her friend went back home up north, Mom and my step-dad stayed the night. We made dinner and watched TV.

SHOCKING HUH?

Well, just wanted to pop and I say hi.

Thanks again Kim, you've A-OK in my book.

The rest of you need to get lives and stay the fuck out of mine.


I leave you all to jump up and down like monkeys in the zoo and throw poop at each other.

See ya.

I'd tell you do go F yourself, but I guess that opening has been filled.

John
06-25-2008, 04:25 AM
The rest of you need to get lives and stay the fuck out of mine.



Likewise.

You see, unlike a whole lot of others here, I don't give a rats ass who you married, what you do in your own home, nor do I care how "right" or "wrong" such behavior is. You see, I've got my own family. I'm married with three kids. I care about what goes on my home. I care about things that affect my family, not yours. Ergo, selfish indifference is the mother of all freedom. Do I think your so-called 'deviant' lifestyle is going to affect my family? Hell no, and if it does its not so deviant is it? All know is I got problems aplenty, and your lifestyle and arrangements are the absolute least of my worries.

So good luck, do what you do, and make a life of it. I hope your family becomes productive and contributory. However, there are a few things you should know about conservatism that the 'values voters' and 'religious right' aren't quite portraying well.

1.) Indifference is the mother of freedom and independence. As you can tell from my words above, I want to leave you alone to do your thing. Not because I love you and think you are a beautiful and unique snowflake, but because I've got my own worries and really don't give a shit about you. So, return the favor! Stop voting for dims who want to remove me of my ability to defend my family from any criminal with more power than me. Stop caring about the methods I employ to keep my family safe. Stop voting for gun grabbers! You have a family now. You should know that the reasons and economic hardships that reduce a man to violent crime are not a justification for the criminal act itself. Stop caring about the guns I carry to defend my family. Just let me defend them, and I'll not have a problem letting you defend yours.

2.) Stop asking the government to take my money in order to give it to someone less fortunate. Don't ask the government to steal from me in your stead in order to grant you health care. If you want health care, earn it yourself. I want to leave you alone to do what you can do, leave me alone and let me tend to my families' needs as I see fit. You are a family man now, and the core of a family is responsibility. So take that responsibility upon yourself and make sure that you can pay for health care or insurance or both, and don't mooch off my tax dollars for basic health care needs. Socialized health care punishes all of us who are too wrapped up in our own families to care about yours. I'd rather not care about your family, just as sure you'd rather not care about mine. Let's go our ways and provide for our house and home as we see fit, as men should. If you want to live a brilliant and productive life, stop voting for the socialists! They only tear down individual families and scrap them wholesale for the good of the 'common man', which means the man who chooses to be lazy.


3.) Finally, start voting for real family values. I don't mean, "Christian Right" values. I mean real, tangible, family values. Such as the removal of the DoE, and other forms the federal government manifestations that ensure control over local communities.


In other words, now that you are married, become a log cabin conservative and don't be afraid to work for a future wherein the "Christian Right" has no hold on conservative politics and conservative politics itself is more Goldwater than Bush. You know, Goldwater, I'll leave you alone if you leave everyone else alone....that's what you should be striving for. A nation of indifference with politicians that feel the same way, is a beautiful thing.