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BSR
06-23-2008, 06:32 PM
But only if she shuts her friggin yap... :mad:


Geez...


http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/joshua/images/0306/racheal-ray_hottest2542.jpg

Shannon
06-23-2008, 06:37 PM
Now, she's fat.

BSR
06-23-2008, 06:39 PM
Now, she's fat.

Yes she is.Correct as always, ma'am..

megimoo
06-23-2008, 06:42 PM
But only if she shuts her friggin yap... :mad:


Geez...


http://estrip.org/elmwood/users/joshua/images/0306/racheal-ray_hottest2542.jpg
It's Rachael Rays head but not her body,she's three times that woman .

BSR
06-23-2008, 06:44 PM
It's Rachael Rays head but not her body,she's three times that woman .

I must be watch old episodes of 30 minute meals..

gator
06-23-2008, 07:13 PM
Now, she's fat.

Yes, but in a good way.

Shannon
06-23-2008, 07:16 PM
Yes, but in a good way.

If you say so. There is no way she should be wearing that outfit at her weight, IMO.

gator
06-23-2008, 07:46 PM
If you say so. There is no way she should be wearing that outfit at her weight, IMO.

I would bang her like a screen door in a Category 5 hurricane.

marinejcksn
06-23-2008, 07:48 PM
She's alright. Personally I like a curvier woman rather then a stick so I guess she'd do....haven't seen her recently though weren't some of you saying she got fat? Like how big?

Shannon
06-23-2008, 08:07 PM
I would bang her like a screen door in a Category 5 hurricane.

Your wife is a lucky woman.

BSR
06-23-2008, 08:09 PM
Your wife is a lucky woman.

He's all talk. He'd break a hip in 6 minutes going that fast... :rolleyes:

Speedy
06-23-2008, 08:37 PM
It's Rachael Rays head but not her body,she's three times that woman .

No, that is Rachel Ray's head and body. That is from a 2000 or 2001 FHM photoshoot. She had not put on the weight she has in the last three years.

Even now she is nowhere near "fat" just curvy. I wold do things to her that I would not do to a farm animal!

Shakespeare
06-23-2008, 08:39 PM
Is that really a photo of her?

BSR
06-23-2008, 08:45 PM
Is that really a photo of her?

Yes, and I'm going to go blind if I don't stop what I'm doing to that picture.. :(

marinejcksn
06-23-2008, 08:55 PM
No, that is Rachel Ray's head and body. That is from a 2000 or 2001 FHM photoshoot. She had not put on the weight she has in the last three years.

Even now she is nowhere near "fat" just curvy. I wold do things to her that I would not do to a farm animal!

I can't believe you're against the love for animals! I'm calling Ingrid Newkirk right now Sir!:mad: ;) :p

Shannon
06-23-2008, 09:05 PM
People, she's fat in that picture! Good Lord, y'all are easy to impress!:rolleyes:

Elspeth
06-23-2008, 09:10 PM
People, she's fat in that picture! Good Lord, y'all are easy to impress!:rolleyes:

That's not fat!

Roseanne Barr--that's fat.

I think that body is kind of yummy. :)

Shannon
06-23-2008, 09:13 PM
That's not fat!

Roseanne Barr--that's fat.

I think that body is kind of yummy. :)

Oh, that's fat alright. Roseanne is "porker please kill yourself fat". That pic is level one fat.

Speedy
06-23-2008, 09:15 PM
Is that really a photo of her?


From around 2000 to 2001.

Bubba Dawg
06-23-2008, 09:36 PM
Once you've had stout, you'll never go back.

Gingersnap
06-23-2008, 09:36 PM
Oh, that's fat alright. Roseanne is "porker please kill yourself fat". That pic is level one fat.

LOL! "Level 1 Fat". I actually know what that means - God forgive me. :D

DarkScribe
06-23-2008, 10:02 PM
This thread kills me. RR is about the MOST annoying person ever. EVOO and "sammies" makes me want to puke. And yes, she's fat...well, mildly chunky. :p

marinejcksn
06-23-2008, 10:05 PM
Once you've had stout, you'll never go back.

Actually, I had Burnt Sienna and never went back.;)

biccat
06-23-2008, 10:18 PM
http://www.phillymag.com/blogs/philly/wp-content/uploads/0208_DailyExaminer/rachael_ray.jpg

BSR
06-23-2008, 10:36 PM
This thread kills me. RR is about the MOST annoying person ever. EVOO and "sammies" makes me want to puke. And yes, she's fat...well, mildly chunky. :p

My wife says the same thing, and I'm going to tell you what I tell her.


"Who let you out of the kitchen? There is a dryer full of shirts that need be ironed, devil woman" :mad:

Shannon
06-23-2008, 10:39 PM
She's farkin fat! I'm sorry if that bothers you, porker lovers! (Gator)

BSR
06-23-2008, 10:56 PM
She's farkin fat! I'm sorry if that bothers you, porker lovers! (Gator)

mmmmmmm....pork....


http://blog.menupirate.com/images/drooling_homer.png

marinejcksn
06-23-2008, 11:02 PM
mmmmmmm....pork....


http://blog.menupirate.com/images/drooling_homer.png

mmmmmm.....forbidden bacon......

BSR
06-23-2008, 11:03 PM
mmmmmm.....forbidden bacon......

LOL...... :D

InspiredHome
06-24-2008, 12:01 AM
If that's fat she still looks awful good. Take it from this woman who still has baby fat from her last child who is now 2-years-old. :p

Cold Warrior
06-24-2008, 06:51 AM
Shannon's right, she's fat. And what's worse, she's "American fat" with a "wide" stomach and no rear end.

DarkScribe
06-24-2008, 07:16 AM
http://www.phillymag.com/blogs/philly/wp-content/uploads/0208_DailyExaminer/rachael_ray.jpg

Now you did it. Gator probably has this as his wallpaper now...:cool:

gator
06-24-2008, 07:35 AM
Shannon's right, she's fat. And what's worse, she's "American fat" with a "wide" stomach and no rear end.

So you like foreign fat better? Commie!!!!

Cold Warrior
06-24-2008, 07:51 AM
So you like foreign fat better? Commie!!!!

"Ve vill tie yur feet together fith piano vire." Oopps, that's not a Commie, that's a Nazi! :D

I actually do like what my girlfriend calls "pear shaped" women, i.e. those will relatively small tops, narrow waists, and a nice round rear end. That's generally the Mediterranean types like Italians, Spanairds, and Moroccans.

gator
06-24-2008, 07:58 AM
"Ve vill tie yur feet together fith piano vire." Oopps, that's not a Commie, that's a Nazi! :D

I actually do like what my girlfriend calls "pear shaped" women, i.e. those will relatively small tops, narrow waists, and a nice round rear end. That's generally the Mediterranean types like Italians, Spanairds, and Moroccans.

Brazilian women are the best looking I have seen.

dixierat
06-24-2008, 08:15 AM
Brazilian women are the best looking I have seen.

You probably need to have your eyeglass prescription checked. I'll take GRITS anyday.

:cool:

linda22003
06-24-2008, 08:16 AM
She's considerably more zaftig now thatn she was when those pictures were taken. The real problem is that nails-on-chalkboard voice, though.

Cold Warrior
06-24-2008, 08:17 AM
Brazilian women are the best looking I have seen.

My own favorites are Moroccans, but that's just me. However, Brazilians certainly are hot...


http://www.yardbarker.com/m/2262/xl/brazilian-soccer-fan.jpg

And a soccer fan as well! :D

gator
06-24-2008, 09:05 AM
You probably need to have your eyeglass prescription checked. I'll take GRITS anyday.

:cool:

I went down to Brazil a few years ago. I had an erection the entire time I was down there. Those chicks are hot.

DarkScribe
06-24-2008, 09:29 AM
I went down to Brazil a few years ago. I had an erection the entire time I was down there. Those chicks are hot.

Gator, you're killin' me, man! I have never been there but the rumor is that the Brazilian "chicks" will do ANYTHING... :eek:

linda22003
06-24-2008, 09:39 AM
Gator, you're killin' me, man! I have never been there but the rumor is that the Brazilian "chicks" will do ANYTHING... :eek:

Do let us know when Shannon approves your travel. ;)

Gingersnap
06-24-2008, 09:39 AM
TMI people. Way too much TMI. :rolleyes:

Zeus
06-24-2008, 11:01 AM
Beauty is an illusion. Some women just open their mouths and destroy the illusion.;)

DarkScribe
06-24-2008, 11:55 AM
Do let us know when Shannon approves your travel. ;)

I wouldn't touch Brazilian bimbos with a ten-foot pole...even if I wasn't married. Ewww...

dixierat
06-24-2008, 11:57 AM
I went down to Brazil a few years ago. I had an erection the entire time I was down there. Those chicks are hot.


It's all superficial. I'll take a Soutehrn girl every time, thanks. :)


:cool:

Rebel Yell
06-24-2008, 12:12 PM
It's all superficial. I'll take a Soutehrn girl every time, thanks. :)


:cool:

+1.

Linda will chastize you for your typo in 3...2...1.....

linda22003
06-24-2008, 12:17 PM
Oh, it's a typo for Southern? I was sounding it out and the closest I could get was Sauternes. :) I was wondering about his preference for women from Bordeaux.

Rebel Yell
06-24-2008, 12:19 PM
Oh, it's a typo for Southern? I was sounding it out and the closest I could get was Sauternes. :) I was wondering about his preference for women from Bordeaux.

Just watch out for that "marked as read" button. It's a booger.;)

Shannon
06-24-2008, 12:29 PM
Oh, it's a typo for Southern? I was sounding it out and the closest I could get was Sauternes. :) I was wondering about his preference for women from Bordeaux.

Is this some kind of French reference crap? I thought we banned all discussion of France from this board. Who do I yell at for this?

linda22003
06-24-2008, 12:35 PM
Just watch out for that "marked as read" button. It's a booger.;)

No kidding!

linda22003
06-24-2008, 12:37 PM
Is this some kind of French reference crap? I thought we banned all discussion of France from this board. Who do I yell at for this?

Moi, evidemment.

Shannon
06-24-2008, 12:39 PM
Moi, evidemment.

I watched The Muppets. I know what moi means.:p

linda22003
06-24-2008, 12:43 PM
I watched The Muppets. I know what moi means.:p

Are you calling me fat? :eek:

dixierat
06-24-2008, 12:45 PM
Oh, it's a typo for Southern? I was sounding it out and the closest I could get was Sauternes. :) I was wondering about his preference for women from Bordeaux.

If that's in Alabama, then yes.

And I'm beginnin' to wonder about y'all.........

:cool:

Shannon
06-24-2008, 12:59 PM
Are you calling me fat? :eek:

I don't know, Piggy, am I?:p

Cold Warrior
06-24-2008, 01:16 PM
Originally Posted by Shannon
Is this some kind of French reference crap? I thought we banned all discussion of France from this board. Who do I yell at for this?
Moi, evidemment.

moi aussi :D

Cold Warrior
06-24-2008, 01:18 PM
It's all superficial. I'll take a Soutehrn girl every time, thanks. :)


:cool:

But that's exactly what men are looking for!

Cold Warrior
06-24-2008, 01:19 PM
I wouldn't touch Brazilian bimbos with a ten-foot pole...even if I wasn't married. Ewww...

Don't worry, DS. You can take off their soccer jerseys. In fact, that's preferable. :D

gator
06-24-2008, 01:22 PM
At least she is not Lola:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMsnq...eature=related

Lola

I met her in a club down in old soho
Where you drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola
C-o-l-a cola
She walked up to me and she asked me to dance
I asked her her name and in a dark brown voice she said lola
L-o-l-a lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well Im not the worlds most physical guy
But when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Well Im not dumb but I cant understand
Why she walked like a woman and talked like a man
Oh my lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well we drank champagne and danced all night
Under electric candlelight
She picked me up and sat me on her knee
And said dear boy wont you come home with me
Well Im not the worlds most passionate guy
But when I looked in her eyes well I almost fell for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

I pushed her away
I walked to the door
I fell to the floor
I got down on my knees
Then I looked at her and she at me

Well thats the way that I want it to stay
And I always want it to be that way for my lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Girls will be boys and boys will be girls
Its a mixed up muddled up shook up world except for lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Well I left home just a week before
And Id never ever kissed a woman before
But lola smiled and took me by the hand
And said dear boy Im gonna make you a man

Well Im not the worlds most masculine man
But I know what I am and Im glad Im a man
And so is lola
Lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola
Lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola lo-lo-lo-lo lola

Shannon
06-24-2008, 01:25 PM
moi aussi :D

I see Ralph put you and your ilk in your place in the Sports forum.:p

Cold Warrior
06-24-2008, 01:28 PM
I see Ralph put you and your ilk in your place in the Sports forum.:p

That's ok! I'll just put them in GD. :D In a way, he's right. Soccer is part of life; American football is a sport.

AlmostThere
06-24-2008, 05:40 PM
Your wife is a lucky woman.
Part of me thinks you mock and part thinks you give praise.

Solve the mystery for me.

BSR
06-24-2008, 05:46 PM
Are you people still talking about this skank? Geez, I've moved on to Giada from Everyday Italian.


Sooo hot, want to touch the hiney !!!!


http://www.celebchefs.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/giada.jpg

http://pop.wizbangblog.com/images/2007/10/get_your_giada_de_laurentiis_o/mhdk3l-thumb.jpg

Shannon
06-24-2008, 06:06 PM
Part of me thinks you mock and part thinks you give praise.

Solve the mystery for me.

I always mock.

Space Gravy
06-24-2008, 06:42 PM
Are you people still talking about this skank? Geez, I've moved on to Giada from Everyday Italian.


Sooo hot, want to touch the hiney !!!!


http://www.celebchefs.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/giada.jpg

http://pop.wizbangblog.com/images/2007/10/get_your_giada_de_laurentiis_o/mhdk3l-thumb.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/osfan/exub.png

Bubba Dawg
06-24-2008, 07:42 PM
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y25/osfan/exub.png

Nice. Very Nice...:D:D