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SaintLouieWoman
02-27-2009, 08:58 AM
Guts
or Balls.
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS
- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope
this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in
death.

PoliCon
02-27-2009, 10:02 AM
Guts
or Balls.
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS
- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope
this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in
death.

That thar's funneh I doan cair who ya r.

lacarnut
02-27-2009, 02:16 PM
Guts
or Balls.
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS
- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope
this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in
death.

With GUTS, you may survive; with BALLS, no way.

megimoo
02-27-2009, 07:18 PM
Guts
or Balls.
There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about
people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference
between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are
listed below:
GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to
ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'
BALLS
- Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of
perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the
butt and having the balls to say: 'You're next, Chubby.'
I hope
this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking
there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in
death.You should have added the third Guts,Balls,or Death Wish !