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Gingersnap
06-26-2008, 03:18 PM
Gator Attack Victim Blames Fish & Wildlife
911 Caller: 'His Arm Is Gone'

POSTED: 8:31 am EDT June 26, 2008
UPDATED: 10:35 am EDT June 26, 2008

ORLANDO, Fla. -- A Florida teen whose arm was ripped from his body by an 11-foot alligator is blaming the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission for not properly controlling the alligator population.

"It's a problem that needs to be dealt with," victim Kasey Edwards said. "The alligators -- the population needs to be brought down."

Edwards said he knew the canal was infested with alligators before taking a 2 a.m. swim at Nubbin Slough, a canal near Lake Okeechobee on Sunday.

"They said they pulled out over a dozen 12-foot alligators and they spotted 150 in that area," Edwards said.

It's the middle of the night and he knows the canal is crawling with alligators but it's government's fault? I'm missing something here. Armless teen pic at link (no gore).

Stumpy (http://www.local6.com/news/16715344/detail.html?Derrr)

Shannon
06-26-2008, 03:22 PM
There were plenty of empty booze bottles found at the scene too. Dumbass.:rolleyes:

BSR
06-26-2008, 03:24 PM
I'm sorry, I come from the west coast. Are these "Gators" you are refering to dangerous in some way?

patriot45
06-26-2008, 03:36 PM
I'm sorry, I come from the west coast. Are these "Gators" you are refering to dangerous in some way?

Usually they are just frisky! :eek:

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/rideonmytaildudeowned.jpg

marinejcksn
06-26-2008, 03:43 PM
Wow. The practice of Moonbat mating rituals is certainly producing offspring these days....;)

What's next, suing the ocean for a shark attack?:D

megimoo
06-26-2008, 03:46 PM
It's the middle of the night and he knows the canal is crawling with alligators but it's government's fault? I'm missing something here. Armless teen pic at link (no gore).

Stumpy (http://www.local6.com/news/16715344/detail.html?Derrr)At least they didn't rape him ,Having sex with a gator is a Florida tradition ?

enslaved1
06-26-2008, 03:54 PM
So would this moonbat support the easiest and most common form of animal population control, a regulated alligator hunting season? Or is he a proper moonbat vegan who can't support anyone possibly harming these poor animals?

BSR
06-26-2008, 03:58 PM
At least they didn't rape him ,Having sex with a gator is a Florida tradition ?

Then why is he always so cranky? You'd think if he was getting that much ass, he wouldnt care about our support of Israel.

Vepr
06-26-2008, 11:17 PM
"Damn just missed another one!" Darwin.

Zathras
06-26-2008, 11:48 PM
When I saw the thread title I thought our Gator finaly met up in person with the gutless wonder Eyelids. Very disapointed to find out it wasn't so

dixierat
06-27-2008, 08:16 AM
Killing a dozen alligators in the effort to find the one that attacked the kid is what is criminal here. They shoulda thrown the dumbass back in.

:cool:

nightflight
06-27-2008, 08:48 AM
Not unexpected. The kid grew up in a nation of entitlements and grievances, where personal responsibility takes a back seat. Its always someone else's fault.

BSR
06-27-2008, 10:10 AM
Killing a dozen alligators in the effort to find the one that attacked the kid is what is criminal here. They shoulda thrown the dumbass back in.

:cool:

Yeah, but if you get it's eye before it leaves you can cut down on needless alligator killings when you exact your revenge.



obscure?

noonwitch
06-27-2008, 03:07 PM
Killing a dozen alligators in the effort to find the one that attacked the kid is what is criminal here. They shoulda thrown the dumbass back in.

:cool:



But think of all the really cool shoes they could have made with the dozen that they did kill!

Space Gravy
06-27-2008, 04:06 PM
Edwards said he escaped the alligator's death roll by poking his finger into its eye.

Maybe the alligator's family can file a suit against The 3 Stooges?