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Bill inGA
06-26-2008, 10:04 PM
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lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Thu Jun-26-08 09:49 PM
Original message
I was molested in a movie theater
a dad sat next to me and his 2 sons were on the other side of him.....
I might have been 10


I am just now realizing that I might have gone to school or dated his kids



death is to good

because I KNOW I was not the only one
suffer

because I am




lost


this fucking sucks

BSR
06-26-2008, 10:06 PM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3527992

Huh? You were molested by then dated his kids? :confused:

That doesn't make any sense.

Zathras
06-27-2008, 12:08 AM
lost-in-nj (1000+ posts) Thu Jun-26-08 09:49 PM
Original message
I was molested in a movie theater
a dad sat next to me and his 2 sons were on the other side of him.....
I might have been 10

I am just now realizing that I might have gone to school or dated his kids

death is to good

because I KNOW I was not the only one

suffer

because I am

lost

this fucking sucks .

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y239/NuGo1988/pancake20bunny.jpg

megimoo
06-27-2008, 08:02 AM
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3527992And now Iím lost, so gone and lost
Not even God can find me ,Maria,Maria,They call the wind Maria .

linda22003
06-27-2008, 08:06 AM
it reads

like an e.

e.

cummings



poem

biccat
06-27-2008, 09:09 AM
I was molested in a movie theater
my boyfriend sat next to me and had a bucket of popcorn
on his lap

i reached in for a handful



death is to good



because I KNOW I was not the only one
suffer

because I am




lost


this fucking sucks
Fixed, and much more realistic.

Gingersnap
06-27-2008, 09:50 AM
Even the DUmmies seem to find this too impenetrable to comment upon. :D

megimoo
06-27-2008, 09:57 AM
Fixed, and much more realistic. Not the old 'Old hole in the bottom of the popcorn box' trick ?

BSR
06-27-2008, 10:07 AM
Not the old 'Old hole in the bottom of the popcorn box' trick ?

60% of the time, it works everytime.

biccat
06-27-2008, 11:07 AM
60% of the time, it works everytime.
I would try it sometime, but I am afraid of the hot "butter" they put on popcorn.

megimoo
06-27-2008, 11:08 AM
I would try it sometime, but I am afraid of the hot "butter" they put on popcorn.How about sharp fingernails and the salt ?

BSR
06-27-2008, 11:30 AM
How about sharp fingernails and the salt ?

Oh damn, that just aint right.... :eek:

Vepr
06-27-2008, 12:53 PM
I would try it sometime, but I am afraid of the hot "butter" they put on popcorn.

Plus it might take your date until the end of the movie to get all the way down to the bottom. ;) :D

BSR
06-27-2008, 12:58 PM
Plus it might take your date until the end of the movie to get all the way down to the bottom. ;) :D

That's why you by a medium bucket and dump half out..


or so I've heard...

linda22003
06-27-2008, 01:00 PM
I would think this would have worked better back in the days when popcorn boxes had bottoms that opened, rather than the tubs they have now.

BSR
06-27-2008, 01:04 PM
I would think this would have worked better back in the days when popcorn boxes had bottoms that opened, rather than the tubs they have now.

you must come prepared. I have a little pocket knife that works great with cutting out the hole.


or so I've heard.

http://www.babble.com/CS/blogs/famecrawler/2008/02/timberlake-samberg-dick-box-pepsi.jpg

ReaganForRus
06-27-2008, 06:13 PM
And now Iím lost, so gone and lost
Not even God can find me ,Maria,Maria,They call the wind Maria .

Mariah..............Maria is Tony's girlfriend from West Side Story........you know............Maria.......I just met a girl named Maria....and suddenly...............you really don't want me to start singing, the damn dog will start howling, babies will cry and the police will come and arrest me for cruel and inhumane punishment to my neighbors.:D

Constitutionally Speaking
06-29-2008, 07:33 AM
And thus he votes for Democrats!!!!!

It seems like the more screwed up you are, the more you vote for those who screwed you up in the first place.

asdf2231
06-29-2008, 12:57 PM
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