View Full Version : “Rocky” Rakhamimov Vs. The Cell Phone Nazi

03-07-2009, 11:16 PM

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Borough Park, NY- Attention Demonites! If you live in New York, or ever decide to visit there, and you meet this woman on the street, try not to piss her off! She is one deranged diva!It started with a simple request: Stop talking so loud on your cellphone.

But what happened next in a Borough Park bodega nearly put the woman who made the request in the hospital - with bruises to her body, coffee burns to her face and stiletto-heel injuries to her legs, police said yesterday The victim, whose name is being withheld, was standing in line Wednesday morning at the store on Ditmas Avenue near McDonald Avenue, paying for her purchases, when Berta Rakhamimov, 21, started blabbing away on her cellphone. http://www.dreamindemon.com/tag/berta-rakhamimov/

People do a lot of things that really annoy the shit out of me. For instance, I hate it when the “grocery gals” decide the best place to catch up on old times is at the supermarket.

Why do they have to block both lanes with their carts while the chat about the kiddies and weight-loss products? I mean, really! Say hi, exchange numbers, and move the fuck on. If not, take it out to the parking lot and allow the rest of us to do what we came to the store to do, which is shop.

I usually say a polite excuse me first, then once more because I was not heard over their chattering, and finally, if I’m still unnoticed, I push one of their carts out of my way and squeeze through. This always gets their attention and which is followed by a rude comment, but I just tell them to kiss my ass, squeaky wheel and all, because for some fucked up reason I always get stuck with that cart.

I guess those women should consider themselves lucky they have never pissed off someone like Berta Rakhamimov. I can be a bitch, but she is one tough cookie that got left in the oven way too long.

The victim asked Rakhamimov to lower her voice, then walked outside. But Rakhamimov came after her, spurring a yapper-versus-scolder battle of epic proportions, police said. First, the yapper pushed the scolder with two hands to the chest. Then the yapper threw her newly purchased coffee into the scolder's face, police said.

The yapper allegedly started boxing the scalded scolder, biting her on the finger and kicking her thigh with her high heels. When the shaken woman said she would notify the police - and pulled out her own cellphone to make the call - Rakhamimov ran toward a bus that had just pulled into the nearby stop, police said.

The victim shouted to the bus driver not to let Rakhamimov on the bus, and Rakhamimov then fled down the stairs to a nearby subway station. The victim gave chase. When police arrived, the victim pointed out Rakhamimov, and the cops told the conductor to hold the train.

Rakhamimov was arrested on charges of assault, menacing and criminal possession of a weapon - the coffee, not the cellphone.