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PoliCon
03-09-2009, 12:54 PM
In the midst of Twilight mania (which, yes, is big in Italy too), we’re delighted to alert readers to a breaking story about a Venetian “vampire” recently excavated in a mass grave on the small island of Lazzaretto Nuovo that can be dated to an outbreak of the plague in 1576.

The news broke at a meeting of the American Academy of Forensic Scientists in Denver, when Matteo Borrini of the Universita di Firenze announced that he and his archaeoloical team had excavated the skeleton of a Renaissance woman whose skull was imaled through the mouth with a brick.

Why a brick through the mouth? It seems that during the plague, it was commonly believed that the disease was spread by female vampires.

CONTINUED (http://eternallycool.net/2009/03/archaeologists-find-venetian-vampire/)

Gingersnap
03-09-2009, 01:53 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/a2q8h1.jpg

I don't think Linda#s is actually quite that old, Poli. :p

PoliCon
03-09-2009, 02:25 PM
http://i39.tinypic.com/a2q8h1.jpg

I don't think Linda#s is actually quite that old, Moo. :p

EX-SQUEEZE ME???

Gingersnap
03-09-2009, 02:29 PM
EX-SQUEEZE ME???

Sorry! I'm so used to Moo's reflexive Linda-bashing. :o


:D

linda22003
03-09-2009, 02:34 PM
I don't get this, at all. I don't even recognize it as bashing. :confused:

PoliCon
03-09-2009, 02:39 PM
Sorry! I'm so used to Moo's reflexive Linda-bashing. :o


:D

Bashing? I do not bash on women. Tease unmercifully - but never bash. I save all my bashing for pseudo-conservatives.

PoliCon
03-09-2009, 02:40 PM
I don't get this, at all. I don't even recognize it as bashing. :confused:

Prolly because when someone holds up a mirror - you can't see your own reflection! :p

Gingersnap
03-09-2009, 02:55 PM
Prolly because when someone holds up a mirror - you can't see your own reflection! :p


He'll be here all week, folks Try the veal.... :p

PoliCon
03-09-2009, 03:10 PM
He'll be here all week, folks Try the veal.... :p

see - this is where we could use a rim shot smilie!

BadCat
03-09-2009, 03:45 PM
see - this is where we could use a rim shot smilie!

Are you trying to tell us that Linda sucks?

linda22003
03-09-2009, 04:07 PM
Are you trying to tell us that Linda sucks?

The skeleton looks like it's said a bad word and is having its mouth washed out with soap.

http://thesnackhound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/ralphie_wii.jpg

PoliCon
03-09-2009, 05:13 PM
Are you trying to tell us that Linda sucks?

No of course not. I'm trying to tell you that she's a blood sucking monster! ;)

megimoo
03-09-2009, 09:08 PM
A single 'brick' in her mouth wouldn't suffice .
She could still talk a pack of starving dog off of a meat waggon with a Cobblestone brick in her mouth.

lacarnut
03-09-2009, 09:47 PM
A single 'brick' in her mouth wouldn't suffice .
She could still talk a pack of starving dog off of a meat waggon with a Cobblestone brick in her mouth.

Mercy, mercy, mercy and he said huh!:)