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patriot45
03-26-2009, 08:20 AM
Stooges (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383010/)

I heard on the radio this morning they were going to remake a 3 stooges movie, something else for hollywierd to ruin.

The report this morning said that sean pigpenn would be Larry, curley= Jim Carrey and Benito del Torro for
Moe!
I guess I would watch it just to see Del Torro bitch slap and eye gouge Penn over and over!

FlaGator
03-26-2009, 08:47 AM
Here is one of the stills from the upcoming movie

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/flagator/three_presidential_stooges.jpg

movie buff
03-26-2009, 08:51 AM
Stooges (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383010/)

I guess I would watch it just to see Del Torro bitch slap and eye gouge Penn over and over!

Good call! Making a movie like that could help give Penn a long- overdue dose of humility.
Though, I think Jim Carrey's a bit too skinny to play Curly.
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

patriot45
03-26-2009, 08:58 AM
Good call! Making a movie like that could help give Penn a long- overdue dose of humility.
Though, I think Jim Carrey's a bit too skinny to play Curly.
Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk!

From what I heard he would be under contract to gain 40 lbs!

noonwitch
03-26-2009, 12:36 PM
The Three Stooges are my gaydar. If a guy likes them, I'm pretty sure he's straight.

Any woman who claims to like them is just faking to make an impression on a guy, though.

enslaved1
03-26-2009, 01:05 PM
Stooges (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0383010/)

I heard on the radio this morning they were going to remake a 3 stooges movie, something else for hollywierd to ruin.

The report this morning said that sean pigpenn would be Larry, curley= Jim Carrey and Benito del Torro for
Moe!
I guess I would watch it just to see Del Torro bitch slap and eye gouge Penn over and over!

Emphasis mine. Why can't these hollywood folks be bothered to come up with their own ideas? Oh, I remember, they either have no creativity or imagination, or their creativity and imagination are limited to obscene sex and violence.

I like the 3 Stooges, and will be very sad to see how they are ruined. They were a unique group, as evidenced by the failings of Shemp and Curly Joe, and trying to remake that is just a waste of time.

linda22003
03-26-2009, 01:15 PM
I love the Stooges, and will NOT see any remake.

movie buff
03-26-2009, 01:25 PM
I like the 3 Stooges, and will be very sad to see how they are ruined. They were a unique group, as evidenced by the failings of Shemp and Curly Joe, and trying to remake that is just a waste of time.

1. Shemp was actually in it before Curly was, and took over again after Curly left due to illness. I always thought he was okay, but yeah, he's no Curly.
2. How could you have forgotten to mention Joe Besser? He was the worst, most pitiful excuse for a Stooge who ever lived!

enslaved1
03-26-2009, 01:52 PM
1. Shemp was actually in it before Curly was, and took over again after Curly left due to illness. I always thought he was okay, but yeah, he's no Curly.
2. How could you have forgotten to mention Joe Besser? He was the worst, most pitiful excuse for a Stooge who ever lived!

1. Yes, I believe that fact is buried somewhere in my memory banks, but one can't deny that Larry, Moe, and Curly are the definitive line up.
2. Wasn't that Curly Joe?

linda22003
03-26-2009, 01:55 PM
Curly Joe (DeRita) was yet another substandard Stooge, but not the same person as Joe Besser.

Curly Joe DeRita: http://www.etsu.edu/math/gardner/stooges/Curly_Joe_Derita.jpg

Joe Besser: http://www.etsu.edu/math/gardner/stooges/joe_besser.jpg

patriot45
03-26-2009, 01:56 PM
You can't remake this! :D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Y6YPjcQJ4g

linda22003
03-26-2009, 02:10 PM
Curly is irreplaceable. I love this picture (as you probably/possibly know, it's traditional to leave a stone or coin on a Jewish grave to indicate that you have visited, and that the person is remembered):

http://s3.amazonaws.com/findagrave/photos/2001/222/howardjerome2.jpg

Rebel Yell
03-26-2009, 02:15 PM
I love the Stooges, and will NOT see any remake.

I agree 110%. Hollywood, today, will only filth up and PC up (ironic, I know) any old, good, clean program. Case in point, Dukes of Hazzard. I saw about ten minutes of it and turned it off.

linda22003
03-26-2009, 02:23 PM
With Dukes of Hazzard, I had no intention of seeing the movie.... since I never once saw the television show.

Rebel Yell
03-26-2009, 02:27 PM
With Dukes of Hazzard, I had no intention of seeing the movie.... since I never once saw the television show.

Should have been a family movie, not a teen movie. Same with the Stooges. I like the Farrelly brothers, but they need to stay away from this one.

enslaved1
03-26-2009, 03:09 PM
Curly Joe (DeRita) was yet another substandard Stooge, but not the same person as Joe Besser.

Curly Joe DeRita: http://www.etsu.edu/math/gardner/stooges/Curly_Joe_Derita.jpg

Joe Besser: http://www.etsu.edu/math/gardner/stooges/joe_besser.jpg

Oh jeepers, yup, I remember seeing that guy a couple of times. He was bad.

linda22003
03-26-2009, 03:14 PM
You just can't beat a classic pie fight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-LyZxWpu5A

noonwitch
03-26-2009, 03:32 PM
I agree 110%. Hollywood, today, will only filth up and PC up (ironic, I know) any old, good, clean program. Case in point, Dukes of Hazzard. I saw about ten minutes of it and turned it off.


That is one movie I never wanted to see. I was a babysitter when the tv show was on-every Friday night, I had to watch that stupid show, with the same footage of the same car chases, over and over again. The only upside is that bedtime came when "Dukes in Hazzard" was over. But from 7-8, before the show came on, all I would hear from the kids was "Dukes in Hazzard, Dukes in Hazzard", like I could make it come on any earlier than CBS broadcast it.

movie buff
03-26-2009, 07:38 PM
I agree 110%. Hollywood, today, will only filth up and PC up (ironic, I know) any old, good, clean program. Case in point, Dukes of Hazzard. I saw about ten minutes of it and turned it off.

Good call. I've never seen the movie, but I heard enough about it to make me never want to see it. I mean, on the show, Uncle Jesse (As played by Denver Pyle) was depicted as an excellent role model for Christians in America. He was devout, loved the boys and Daisy unconditionally, and was often referred to on the show as one of the nicest and most honest men in Hazzard County, frequently acting as the voice of morality for the boys and only resorting to physical violence in self- defense. In the movie, in contrast, Uncle Jesse (As played by Willie Nelson) was apparently a crude jerk who tells dirty jokes a lot and at one point punches Boss Hogg in the face purely out of spite. Just knowing that the movie bastardized my favorite character from the show in such a way was enough to ensure I would never, EVER watch it.

JB
03-26-2009, 09:13 PM
You can't remake this! :DMoe Larry the cheese.

Excellent work Bob!!!

linda22003
03-27-2009, 08:19 AM
Good call. I've never seen the movie, but I heard enough about it to make me never want to see it. I mean, on the show, Uncle Jesse (As played by Denver Pyle) was depicted as an excellent role model for Christians in America. He was devout, loved the boys and Daisy unconditionally, and was often referred to on the show as one of the nicest and most honest men in Hazzard County, frequently acting as the voice of morality for the boys and only resorting to physical violence in self- defense. In the movie, in contrast, Uncle Jesse (As played by Willie Nelson) was apparently a crude jerk who tells dirty jokes a lot and at one point punches Boss Hogg in the face purely out of spite. Just knowing that the movie bastardized my favorite character from the show in such a way was enough to ensure I would never, EVER watch it.

My husband had the same problem with how the agency head or whatever he was in "Mission Impossible" was changed to a bad guy. You can imagine how much I cared, either way. :rolleyes: