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megimoo
03-26-2009, 05:18 PM
Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants

"Bad Fumbles,no Virgins for you !"

- A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said."The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.

Taliban-led attacks in Afghanistan have escalated in the past year with suicide and roadside bombings insurgents' weapons of choice.The incident happened in Helmand province in southern Afghanistan where mainly British troops are struggling against a growing Taliban-led insurgency.

In a separate incident in Helmand, nine policemen were killed when Taliban insurgents attacked a police post in Nari Sarraj district, the Interior Ministry said.

Elsewhere, four Taliban insurgents were killed and seven policemen and two civilians wounded during a battle just outside Ghazni city, about 200 km (125 miles) southwest of the capital Kabul, a spokesman for the provincial governor said.
http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSISL330182

patriot45
03-26-2009, 05:35 PM
I bet they hate it when that happens! :D

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/food/cartoon4dl.jpg

AlmostThere
03-26-2009, 06:21 PM
- A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said."The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.
This guy accidentally blew himself and 6 other terrorists to pieces? As his penance I wonder if he will be the 'virgin' for the 6 others?

AHeneen
03-26-2009, 06:33 PM
As his penance I wonder if he will be the 'virgin' for the 6 others?

Meh...they probably lure these guys with little girls to get them to do this stuff.:p If not, time to bend over... :D

Odysseus
03-26-2009, 06:48 PM
Blundering Afghan suicide bomber blows up 6 militants

"Bad Fumbles,no Virgins for you !"

- A would-be suicide bomber accidentally blew himself up on Thursday, killing six other militants as he was bidding them farewell to leave for his intended target, the Interior Ministry said."The terrorist was on his way to his destination and saying good-bye to his associates and then his suicide vest exploded," a statement from the ministry said.
http://www.reuters.com/article/latestCrisis/idUSISL330182

Important safety tip: Don't high five with the hand holding the dead man's switch. :D
Oh, to be a writer for SNL this week. Some sketches write themselves.

PoliCon
03-27-2009, 12:11 AM
Important safety tip: Don't high five with the hand holding the dead man's switch. :D
Oh, to be a writer for SNL this week. Some sketches write themselves.

true. so true. :D

Zathras
03-27-2009, 01:37 AM
Must have been the "new guy that wanted to practice" Achmed the Dead Terrorist was talking about....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

PoliCon
03-27-2009, 10:25 AM
Must have been the "new guy that wanted to practice" Achmed the Dead Terrorist was talking about....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uwOL4rB-go

you gotta love Jeff dunham. :) I encourage anyone who gets the chance to go see him live and in person. :D

micmac
03-27-2009, 04:47 PM
Classic. I love it when they do that.