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asdf2231
03-27-2009, 09:41 PM
MARCH 27--Meet Vince Shlomi. He's probably better known to you as the ShamWow Guy, the ubiquitous television pitchman who has been phenomenally successful peddling absorbent towels and food choppers. Shlomi, 44, was arrested last month on a felony battery charge following a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room. According to an arrest affidavit, Shlomi met Sasha Harris, 26, at a Miami Beach nightclub on February 7 and subsequently retired with her to his $750 room at the lavish Setai hotel.

Shlomi told cops he paid Harris about $1000 in cash after she "propositioned him for straight sex." Shlomi said that when he kissed Harris, she suddenly "bit his tongue and would not let go." Shlomi then punched Harris several times until she released his tongue. The affidavit, a copy of which you'll find here, notes that during the 4 AM fight Harris sustained facial fractures and lacerations all over her face (she is pictured here in mug shots snapped following busts in 2008 and 2005). After freeing his tongue, a bleeding Shlomi ran to the Setai lobby, where security summoned cops. Harris refused to cooperate with officers, who recovered $930 from her purse.

"Both parties had a strong odor of an alcoholic beverage emitting from their persons," police reported. In a brief telephone interview, Harris declined to answer TSG questions about her run-in with Shlomi, though she did say she is considering a lawsuit against the pitchman. Asked if she worked as a hooker, Harris declined comment. As seen in the below mug shot, Shlomi was also injured during the fracas and, court records show, was treated at Mount Sinai Medical Center. While Shlomi and Harris were both arrested for felony aggravated battery, prosecutors this month declined to file formal charges against the combatants. Police records list Shlomi's occupation as "Marketing," but make no mention of his affiliation with the ShamWow or the Slap Chop, both of which sell for $19.95 (plus shipping and handling). (6 pages)

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0327092sham1.html

http://daveandthomas.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/shamwow-mugshot.jpg

Can you use a ShamWow to soak up Hooker Stains? :D

PoliCon
03-27-2009, 09:43 PM
oy vey

Gingersnap
03-27-2009, 09:48 PM
Truthfully? This simply makes the ShamWow more attractive to me.

I can't help but think that Slap Chop would have come handy here. For someone. :D

FlaGator
03-27-2009, 09:58 PM
Coincidence?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/flagator/BeavisandVinny.jpg

I think not.

asdf2231
03-27-2009, 10:10 PM
Coincidence?

http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b26/flagator/BeavisandVinny.jpg

I think not.


And you never see them in the same place!

FlaGator
03-27-2009, 11:14 PM
And you never see them in the same place!

eh eh... he he he... you said seethem. he he he

Celestron
03-28-2009, 12:32 AM
Truthfully? This simply makes the ShamWow more attractive to me.

I can't help but think that Slap Chop would have come handy here. For someone. :D

I bet his fellow inmates really will love his nuts.

biccat
03-28-2009, 10:30 AM
I wonder if he told her "Hurry and order in the next 20 minutes, we can't do this all day"

asdf2231
03-28-2009, 06:54 PM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/shamwow.jpg

Space Gravy
03-28-2009, 07:47 PM
A $1000 for her?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham2.jpg

AlmostThere
03-28-2009, 08:17 PM
Are those actually the same woman? :eek:

Sonnabend
03-29-2009, 05:41 AM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-your-cat-is-disappointed-in-you.jpg

Apocalypse
03-29-2009, 05:01 PM
This is odd. $1000 for straight sex? Wow. And he paid her in $20.00! He had $1000 in twenties on him?

http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham3.gif



http://i.cdn.turner.com/trutv/thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art4/0327092sham4.gif

Water Closet
03-29-2009, 05:43 PM
This is odd. $1000 for straight sex? Wow. And he paid her in $20.00! He had $1000 in twenties on him?
...

Not surprising. That's what ATMs dispense.

asdf2231
03-29-2009, 05:46 PM
Jayne Cobb: "That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth."

http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k327/mafalada/Firefly/FFHero.jpg

PoliCon
03-29-2009, 06:22 PM
Not surprising. That's what ATMs dispense.

but you can't withdraw more than 300 a day per account . . . .

Water Closet
03-29-2009, 06:41 PM
but you can't withdraw more than 300 a day per account . . . .

I can withdraw up to $700 per day from BoA. And that's per account.

PoliCon
03-29-2009, 09:11 PM
I can withdraw up to $700 per day from BoA. And that's per account.

no wonder they're in trouble and need a bail out. :rolleyes: