View Full Version : Doctor Johns Cure For Constipation

03-31-2009, 10:57 PM
If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, look in the
mirror and repeat the following phrase three times in succession when
Symptoms occur:
"My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack
Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emanuel,
Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, and Al Gore"

If that doesn't scare the crap out of you, then you are probably destined
To be backed up for the rest of your life.

There is no need to thank me for this advice, I'm just doing a public