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patriot45
04-01-2009, 10:14 AM
I'm on a diet and am hungry, eat one of these and digest for 2 weeks! :D


The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/30000calories.jpg

megimoo
04-01-2009, 10:19 AM
I'm on a diet and am hungry, eat one of these and digest for 2 weeks! :D


The 30,000 Calorie Sandwich

Sandwich filled with ground beef, bacon, corn dogs, ham, pastrami, roast beef, bratwurst, braunschweiger and turkey, topped with fried mushrooms, onion rings, swiss/provolone/cheddar/feta/parmesan cheeses, lettuce and butter on a loaf white bread.

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/30000calories.jpg
If you keep on eating foods like that you will be soon dead !The fat/plaque clogged arteries will blood starve your heart !

FlaGator
04-01-2009, 10:20 AM
All of these high calorie sandwiches, burgers and other bacon enhanced meals seem to be some type of unconscious backlash to all the eat healthy and lose weight campaigns. This new sandwich surely stands in defiance of free ranged chicken and free ranged pork.

megimoo
04-01-2009, 10:26 AM
All of these high calorie sandwiches, burgers and other bacon enhanced meals seem to be some type of unconscious backlash to all the eat healthy and lose weight campaigns. This new sandwich surely stands in defiance of free ranged chicken and free ranged pork.Some people seem to be able to eat anything and never have any problems with their health.In colonial times people ate lots of pork and baked with pigs lard but the life span was shorter then it is now.As I recall the average lifespan for a man in the seventeenth century was around fifty years !

Gingersnap
04-01-2009, 10:39 AM
What's with you people? Can't you just eat a regular sandwich? :eek:

linda22003
04-01-2009, 10:42 AM
Ginger, the diet is obviously driving him insane. He's posting dead pig porn all OVER this site.

megimoo
04-01-2009, 10:45 AM
What's with you people? Can't you just eat a regular sandwich? :eek:It's a 'hungrymans' sandwich,a very hungryman .Man after eating something like that you will need a bigger bathroom vent fan.As an afterthought how about a few hot pickled peppers and a couple of sliced pickled hard boiled eggs in there ?

FlaGator
04-01-2009, 10:47 AM
Ginger, the diet is obviously driving him insane. He's posting dead pig porn all OVER this site.

I'm on a diet too but it isn't doing that to me...:D

patriot45
04-01-2009, 10:50 AM
Ginger, the diet is obviously driving him insane. He's posting dead pig porn all OVER this site.

You're right, I had a tuna and salad nitemare last nite! :D

So now i'm craving something like this! :eek:

Bacon Beeritos

“Secret meat,” rice, beans, bacon and All-Malt Porter mixed together. Bake with Porter-marinated bacon then wrap in Porter-soaked tortillas and additional Porter-marinated bacon strips. Finally, dip in beer-batter and deep fry.



http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/baconbeeritos.jpg

Gingersnap
04-01-2009, 11:12 AM
You're right, I had a tuna and salad nitemare last nite! :D

So now i'm craving something like this! :eek:

Bacon Beeritos

“Secret meat,” ......

What's the "secret"? Your missing children? :p

patriot45
04-01-2009, 11:15 AM
People are starting to notice less and less stray cats and armadiggles around here! :eek:

SaintLouieWoman
04-09-2009, 08:35 AM
People are starting to notice less and less stray cats and armadiggles around here! :eek:
Have you started a Chinese restaurant at your house? :eek::D

I used to always say that the Taco Bell across from my office had that secret meat.

bijou
04-09-2009, 12:13 PM
If you're still peckish after the sandwich, how about this?

http://10.media.tumblr.com/i2dw5nf19lapd2yaAlWdKVPoo1_500.jpg

Sausage Fatty (http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/)

A giant Jimmy Dean Maple Sausage filled with bacon, cream cheese, mushrooms, jalapeños and Colby cheese.