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bijou
04-06-2009, 02:39 PM
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PORT ST. LUCIE A 60-year-old woman accused of biting her ex-boyfriend after he started pilfering one of her deviled eggs is facing a battery charge, according to a police report released Monday.

The 66-year-old man told investigators that on Saturday he asked his ex-girlfriend, Vanessa L. Holt, if he could eat a deviled egg that she'd made.

He claimed Holt, of the 2400 block of Southwest Valnera Street, said no because she planned to take them to a party in the afternoon and that "they were arranged on a plate," the report states.

"He said that he told her that he could rearrange the eggs on the plate after eating one," the report states.

Holt bit him on the forearm, according to the report, after he took the plate from the refrigerator and started removing a deviled egg.

...Why yes, port St. Lucie is in Florida. (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2009/apr/06/port-st-lucie-woman-accused-biting-ex-boyfriend-ov/) :D

FeebMaster
04-06-2009, 03:01 PM
You don't fuck with someone's deviled eggs.

noonwitch
04-06-2009, 03:06 PM
My mom wouldn't let my dad eat deviled eggs if he was also drinking beer. She said that the combination made him fart all night.

ralph wiggum
04-06-2009, 04:26 PM
Florida again. How shocking. :rolleyes: :D

megimoo
04-06-2009, 07:11 PM
My mom wouldn't let my dad eat deviled eggs if he was also drinking beer. She said that the combination made him fart all night.It's a good thing that he wasn't into Reingold beer and pickled pigs feet in cabbage with the deviled eggs .When you fart after eating those things the air turns green and dead birds fall from the sky . :D.

SarasotaRepub
04-06-2009, 07:23 PM
Jeeze...SLW just slaps me if I try and take something I shouldn't...:eek::D

Shannon
04-06-2009, 08:58 PM
Florida again. How shocking. :rolleyes: :D

Shut up.:mad:

PoliCon
04-06-2009, 10:13 PM
Shut up.:mad:

Shannon . . . . that's not you in the first post . . . . is it?????:eek:

Shannon
04-06-2009, 10:19 PM
Shannon . . . . that's not you in the first post . . . . is it?????:eek:

He wouldn't be around to tell the story if it was me.:p

PoliCon
04-06-2009, 10:20 PM
He wouldn't be around to tell the story if it was me.:p

A disciple then? :p

ralph wiggum
04-06-2009, 11:21 PM
Shut up.:mad:

How many times does Bijou come up with the same type story that occurred in the Midwest?

Right, it's a 1-200 ratio. Occasionally some idiot in Wisconsin does something, but that's about it.

linda22003
04-07-2009, 07:53 AM
Jeeze...SLW just slaps me if I try and take something I shouldn't...:eek::D

That's because you're still newlyweds.