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bijou
06-30-2008, 04:04 PM
A Mortuary worker could be behind the discovery of five separate feet on Canadian beaches in recent months.

Five human feet — all detached at the ankle and wearing trainers — have come ashore along a 60-mile stretch of the Georgia Strait, a long gulf between the mainland and the eastern side of Vancouver Island. A sixth foot washed ashore last week has now turned out to be a hoax — a decomposed animal paw placed in a trainer.

Police initially suspected the feet — four of which were all right feet — came from plane crash victims but that has now been discounted. An emerging theory is that they were thrown into the water by a mischievous mortuary worker who would have access to corpses.

http://www.sundaylife.co.uk/news/article3846917.ece

A somewhat pedestrian theory I feel.

LogansPapa
06-30-2008, 04:18 PM
http://www.sundaylife.co.uk/news/article3846917.ece

A somewhat pedestrian theory I feel.

Buuuaaahhhhaaaa!!!:p

Maybe his boss got a great price on ‘people of short stature’ caskets? I mean who ever looks at the feet during a viewing anyway?

Gingersnap
06-30-2008, 04:45 PM
Nice police work there, Lou. :rolleyes:

Well, of course this is the most popular theory since foot #3 appeared. We readers of the bizarre aren't interested in this type of ordinary speculation; we want serial killers or UFOs if speculation is needed.

megimoo
06-30-2008, 04:50 PM
http://www.sundaylife.co.uk/news/article3846917.ece

A somewhat pedestrian theory I feel.Is it Slades book 'Bed Of Nails' that the madmen dump body parts into the ocean off of B.C 's Islands ?These severed feet could be the work of a mad genius intent on perfection and why are they always wearing trainers ? BTW what are 'trainers ,I assume they are what we call sneakers'?

bijou
06-30-2008, 04:55 PM
Is it Slades book 'Bed Of Nails' that the madmen dump body parts into the ocean off of B.C 's Islands ?These severed feet could be the work of a mad genius intent on perfection and why are they always wearing trainers ? BTW what are 'trainers ,I assume they are what we call sneakers'?


A trainer: http://www.footcareshop.co.uk/blogpic/trainer.jpg

LogansPapa
06-30-2008, 05:02 PM
Nice police work there, Lou. :rolleyes:

MARGE

Yah. Say, Lou, ya hear the one about the guy who couldn't afford personalized plates, so he went and changed his name to J2L 4685?

LOU

Yah, that's a good one.

MARGE

Yah.

;)