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Gingersnap
07-01-2008, 01:23 PM
This is a near perfect example of how news should be written for our consumption here in the Lounge. It tells a story, includes snappy dialog, has a "do not want" pic at the link, and specifically names the porn magazine. Also, it verges on TMI. :)


Man parked outside Fort Pierce Community Center charged with lewd exhibition

By Keona Gardner (Contact)
Originally published 04:09 p.m., June 30, 2008
Updated 04:09 p.m., June 30, 2008

FORT PIERCE — A 41-year-old man who told police he was just “relaxing” with his pants undone at the Fort Pierce Community Center was arrested and charged Saturday with lewd or lascivious exhibition/masturbation.

Fort Pierce Police officers saw Nicodeme Petion sitting in the driver’s seat with his pants open, belt unbuckled with a sock over his genital area, according to a police report. Before police contact with Petion, a family with young children walked past his 1994 green Chevy Caprice and the mother looked inside the car and quickly ran over and picked up her child to escort them pass Petion’s vehicle, according to a police report.

Petion told officers he was “just relaxing in the park” and that his pants were open because he was “hot,” according to a police report.

Also, officers found a black and red book bag with 11 condoms, a pamphlet on STD awareness, Latina babes pornographic magazine, two white ankle socks and one black sock with possible seminal secretions.

Also, Petion was cited for driving while his license was suspended.

Socks (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/jun/30/man-parked-outside-fort-pierce-community-center-ch/)

megimoo
07-01-2008, 01:50 PM
This is a near perfect example of how news should be written for our consumption here in the Lounge. It tells a story, includes snappy dialog, has a "do not want" pic at the link, and specifically names the porn magazine. Also, it verges on TMI. :)



Socks (http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/jun/30/man-parked-outside-fort-pierce-community-center-ch/)Sounds perfectly normal for California's Bay area or Huntington Beach !With "two white ankle socks and one black sock with possible seminal secretions."He sounds like a serious 'sock's 'fetish guy!

biccat
07-01-2008, 02:41 PM
"a pamphlet on STD awareness"
:eek:

Also, do not want.
http://i184.photobucket.com/albums/x155/infotechman/GAF/omg-do-not-want.jpg

asdf2231
07-01-2008, 03:14 PM
http://i99.photobucket.com/albums/l307/asdf2231/shortbus/wantstopshere.jpg

bijou
07-01-2008, 03:20 PM
It happened in Florida too. 10/10 :D

DarkScribe
07-01-2008, 10:40 PM
It happened in Florida too. 10/10 :D

Shaddup, you! :mad: