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Gingersnap
04-16-2009, 01:24 PM
Here's a Tip: Don't Bite Your Own Junk

By JOHN P. WISE
NBCNewYork.com
updated 32 minutes ago

A convicted sex offender from Brooklyn took a bite out of crime and a bite out of himself too, police said.

Damiene Iriarte was found naked and bleeding behind a building in the Fort Greene section of Brooklyn after having bitten the tip off his own penis, police told a local newspaper.

It goes without saying that he was subsequently hospitalized.

"How he did it? Limber, I guess. Not the work of a sane mind," a police official told The Daily News.

You think?

Iriarte, 26, pleaded guilty in Suffolk County in 2004 to two misdemeanors after being accused the previous year of raping a 13-year-old girl, according to the News.

It's not clear why Iriarte bit his own penis, but investigators might be just as confused -- or impressed -- that he did it at all.

He's recovering at Brooklyn Hospital Center, representatives of which have not returned calls seeking comment.

You can't tell me that this hideous flexibbility isn't the work of Satan. Or yoga. Whatever it is, it's unholy.

MSNBC (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30226391/)

linda22003
04-16-2009, 01:25 PM
And if more guys could do it they'd never get out of the house. :p

djones520
04-16-2009, 01:31 PM
And if more guys could do it they'd never get out of the house. :p

Doubtful. Sucking cock is sucking cock, whether it's your own or someone elses.

noonwitch
04-16-2009, 02:07 PM
Is he from Nantucket?

Teetop
04-16-2009, 03:13 PM
And if more guys could do it they'd never get out of the house. :p

At least be better satisfied....

:D