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Shannon
07-01-2008, 11:13 PM
Earlier I went into the garage to put something in the recycling bin. A "creature" tried to attack me. They stalk me. I swear they do! Anyways, in the past DS goes out there and can't find the vile things and accuses me of being crazy. This time he did find it. I am redeemed! Although all that means is that they are really out to get me.:(

Ranger Rick
07-01-2008, 11:25 PM
What sort of creature was it? Like this?

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/RangerRick2/100_0077.jpg

or like this:

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/RangerRick2/Kitten5.jpg

or maybe this?

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f299/RangerRick2/AK4.jpg

SaintLouieWoman
07-01-2008, 11:26 PM
Earlier I went into the garage to put something in the recycling bin. A "creature" tried to attack me. They stalk me. I swear they do! Anyways, in the past DS goes out there and can't find the vile things and accuses me of being crazy. This time he did find it. I am redeemed! Although all that means is that they are really out to get me.:(

Shannon, that sounds downright paranoid. :D

What kind of a creature was it?

Gingersnap
07-01-2008, 11:35 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

Shannon
07-01-2008, 11:36 PM
Shannon, that sounds downright paranoid. :D

What kind of a creature was it?

One of THE creatures that has been stalking me since I was 4. The "R" word. I can't say it. I'm already too freaked out after it tried to attack me.

Shannon
07-01-2008, 11:36 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.

Don't you dare!:mad:

asdf2231
07-01-2008, 11:39 PM
One of THE creatures that has been stalking me since I was 4. The "R" word.. I can't say it. I'm already too freaked out after it tried to attack me.

http://img406.imageshack.us/img406/5237/ronaldmcdonaldimages029rb6.jpg

:confused:

Gingersnap
07-01-2008, 11:41 PM
Don't you dare!:mad:

I meant of whatever it was. Was it an "R"?

Shannon
07-01-2008, 11:47 PM
I meant of whatever it was. Was it an "R"?

Of course it was! The horrible little (not so little, really) creature tried to kill me! I know that was his intention. I just know it! Why won't they leave me alone? Haven't they traumatized me enough?!!!

asdf2231
07-01-2008, 11:51 PM
Quite possibly they are possesed by the spirits of departed cats.

http://smileys.on-my-web.com/repository/Angels_and_Demons/angel-0077.gif

Gingersnap
07-01-2008, 11:55 PM
Of course it was! The horrible little (not so little, really) creature tried to kill me! I know that was his intention. I just know it! Why won't they leave me alone? Haven't they traumatized me enough?!!!

Uh, just a thought here - why live in a state that well known to infested be with "R" inside and out?

We seldom see them here outside of squalor houses. They can't stand the lack of humidity indoors and they don't seem to have any grip on the outdoors.

Shannon
07-02-2008, 12:03 AM
Uh, just a thought here - why live in a state that well known to infested be with "R" inside and out?

We seldom see them here outside of squalor houses. They can't stand the lack of humidity indoors and they don't seem to have any grip on the outdoors.

They would follow me wherever I went.

lacarnut
07-02-2008, 12:26 AM
Buy one of those big heavy duty rat traps and load it with a piece of cheese; when that sucker spring the trap its chops its head off.

Shannon
07-02-2008, 12:35 AM
Buy one of those big heavy duty rat traps and load it with a piece of cheese; when that sucker spring the trap its chops its head off.

Thank you for the advise but the "R" word is not a rat.

lacarnut
07-02-2008, 12:42 AM
Thank you for the advise but the "R" word is not a rat.

Shoot the SOB then!

Zeus
07-02-2008, 01:19 AM
http://i294.photobucket.com/albums/mm116/01Zeus/Ben.jpg?t=1214975917

DarkScribe
07-02-2008, 07:30 AM
Earlier I went into the garage to put something in the recycling bin. A "creature" tried to attack me. They stalk me. I swear they do! Anyways, in the past DS goes out there and can't find the vile things and accuses me of being crazy. This time he did find it. I am redeemed! Although all that means is that they are really out to get me.:(

Oh, the drama...the horror...the sheer insanity of it all!!!

Yes...I successfully slew the aforementioned spawn of Satan...yay, me! :D

dixierat
07-02-2008, 07:43 AM
Oh, the drama...the horror...the sheer insanity of it all!!!

Yes...I successfully slew the aforementioned spawn of Satan...yay, me! :D

Sounds like Shannon needs to drink more.............:D

:cool:

newshutr
07-02-2008, 07:44 AM
Started with an "R" huh?



Ahh..Ron Paul!!!



Good thing DS got rid of it...

linda22003
07-02-2008, 07:46 AM
One of THE creatures that has been stalking me since I was 4. The "R" word. I can't say it. I'm already too freaked out after it tried to attack me.

You have rats?

DarkScribe
07-02-2008, 07:54 AM
You have rats?

No, not THAT R word....the other one...dare I mention IT....if I do, it may summon more of Lucifer's little Minions...:eek:

SarasotaRepub
07-02-2008, 07:55 AM
All this drama over a coon??? :p:D:D

DarkScribe
07-02-2008, 07:56 AM
All this drama over a coon??? :p:D:D

Noooo...ever see that horror film, MIMIC? :cool:

linda22003
07-02-2008, 07:57 AM
No, not THAT R word....the other one...dare I mention IT....if I do, it may summon more of Lucifer's little Minions...:eek:

I should have read the rest of the thread. Well, the solution is easy. Just leave some food as bait on Shannon's engine.

biccat
07-02-2008, 09:20 AM
What, these things?

http://tintedglasses.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/cockroach-3.jpg

linda22003
07-02-2008, 09:22 AM
No. These things.

"We wuv you, Shannon."

http://images.usatoday.com/tech/_photos/2006/08/23/raccoons.jpg

biccat
07-02-2008, 09:26 AM
No. These things.

"We wuv you, Shannon."

Impossible :eek:

They're adorable, despite being furry bags of rage and claws.

http://www.snowhawk.com/heckhaven/graphics/coonbab1.jpg

lacarnut
07-02-2008, 09:27 AM
What, these things?

http://tintedglasses.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/cockroach-3.jpg

That's it; they have great big ones in south FL

LogansPapa
07-02-2008, 11:15 AM
Meh. Dracula had rats too. Oh, those! Now I get it. So those sweet little creatures are her "wooden stake?" Gee, interesting. :D

Rebel Yell
07-02-2008, 12:24 PM
Is it the big ones that "pop" when you step on them? My wife swears they come after her, too. So if I kill one, I make sure to leave it where she'll find it. I still have the bruises to show for it.

http://i113.photobucket.com/albums/n204/therosens/cockroach.jpg

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i265/I_was_a_teenage_martian/creepshowroaches1nbgh7.gif

LogansPapa
07-02-2008, 01:17 PM
They're adorable, despite being furry bags of rage and claws.

Funny, an ex-girlfriend said the same about me.:o

asdf2231
07-02-2008, 01:36 PM
All this drama over a coon??? :p:D:D


I sooooo want to take this humor ball and run with it. Wisely I will just giggle a lot and let the possibilities fade due to possible ramnifications. ;)

ConJinx
07-02-2008, 01:58 PM
Rebel yell's my hero fo that shot from "Creepshow" BUUUUUUUUGGGGSS got your tongue.Seriously we here in central Fl just fire up the grill and smoke the critters out the shed. Then kill'em and grill'em.Don't matter the species.

Zafod
07-02-2008, 02:47 PM
http://i189.photobucket.com/albums/z166/vanvance/scary-rat.gif

Shannon
07-02-2008, 03:26 PM
Rebel yell's my hero fo that shot from "Creepshow" BUUUUUUUUGGGGSS got your tongue.Seriously we here in central Fl just fire up the grill and smoke the critters out the shed. Then kill'em and grill'em.Don't matter the species.

Rebel Yell is The Devil for that. I'm here in central Fl. I assure you that is not what all of us do to the "critters" around here. I actually feel physically ill now.

ConJinx
07-02-2008, 03:29 PM
Shannon, I'm a transplant from Vegas to central Florida and what I've found is that rednecks love a good stereotype joke.

Gingersnap
07-02-2008, 03:39 PM
Rebel Yell is The Devil for that. I'm here in central Fl. I assure you that is not what all of us do to the "critters" around here. I actually feel physically ill now.

You're going to be cremated when you die, right?

On a related note: I have exercised astonishing self-restraint in thread. :D

LogansPapa
07-02-2008, 03:41 PM
You're going to be cremated when you die, right?

On a related note: I have exercised astonishing self-restraint in thread. :D


* technical note not possible to burn carbon twice. Sorry.:o

Shannon
07-02-2008, 03:41 PM
You're going to be cremated when you die, right?

On a related note: I have exercised astonishing self-restraint in thread. :D

You just HAD to make sure that you retained your "Satan" title, didn't you?! I HATE you!:mad:

Zafod
07-02-2008, 03:45 PM
Rebel yell's my hero fo that shot from "Creepshow" BUUUUUUUUGGGGSS got your tongue.Seriously we here in central Fl just fire up the grill and smoke the critters out the shed. Then kill'em and grill'em.Don't matter the species.

Aint nothing like stewed rat:

http://www.janchipchase.com/blog/archives/061216-chengdu-64-rat-thumb.jpg

Zafod
07-02-2008, 03:49 PM
Dont know about the tails .....:cool:

http://www.earthportals.com/Portal_Messenger/banphot/rattails.jpg

Gingersnap
07-02-2008, 04:00 PM
You just HAD to make sure that you retained your "Satan" title, didn't you?! I HATE you!:mad:

I'm hurt. Not once did I mention FedEx in this thread. Until now.

*looks for packing materials in garage*

SarasotaRepub
07-02-2008, 07:16 PM
I was going to use UPS but it's all the same. :D

Shannon
07-02-2008, 07:26 PM
I hate all of you.:mad:

Gingersnap
07-02-2008, 07:31 PM
I was going to use UPS but it's all the same. :D

FedEx is quicker and slightly more cheerful.

SarasotaRepub
07-02-2008, 07:32 PM
We all luv you too...

http://www.scared-out-of-your-wits.com/images/GiantCockroach.jpg


:D

BadCat
07-02-2008, 08:33 PM
We all luv you too...

http://www.scared-out-of-your-wits.com/images/GiantCockroach.jpg


:D

Not so much.

http://socialight.com/public/users/1/4/1458/images/14580.845605190775798_small.png

Goldwater
07-02-2008, 09:22 PM
Sorry Shannon, but since you removed me from Tuesday's thread, the rats want blood and your blood only.

Shannon
07-02-2008, 09:25 PM
Sorry Shannon, but since you removed me from Tuesday's thread, the rats want blood and your blood only.

It wasn't a rat.:rolleyes: Thankfully, I've never even seen a rat IRL.

Phillygirl
07-02-2008, 09:28 PM
I too shall show restraint.

Gingersnap
07-02-2008, 09:30 PM
It wasn't a rat.:rolleyes: Thankfully, I've never even seen a rat IRL.

So many opportunities....so many.

Shannon
07-02-2008, 09:32 PM
So many opportunities....so many.

Why do I hang out with you people? I can get this kind of abuse anywhere.

Goldwater
07-02-2008, 09:33 PM
It wasn't a rat.:rolleyes: Thankfully, I've never even seen a rat IRL.

Oh good, you haven't found them yet then.

Phillygirl
07-02-2008, 09:34 PM
Oh good, you haven't found them yet then.

They usually are about a day behind the roaches. They want to see how safe it is there.

Goldwater
07-02-2008, 09:35 PM
They usually are about a day behind the roaches. They want to see how safe it is there.

Thats the R thing? Damn Shannon, grow a pair.

Shannon
07-02-2008, 09:36 PM
Ginger! Philly "said" THE "R" WORD! As Lounge Mod, I think you should beat her up or something.:(

SarasotaRepub
07-02-2008, 09:39 PM
Roach!!!!!!


:D

Shannon
07-02-2008, 09:40 PM
Thats the R thing? Damn Shannon, grow a pair.

Oh, shut up. Those vile creatures have been tormenting me my whole life. Have you ever lived in Hawaii?:mad:

lacarnut
07-02-2008, 09:44 PM
Oh, shut up. Those vile creatures have been tormenting me my whole life. Have you ever lived in Hawaii?:mad:

If you did not feed them, you would not have so many!:eek::)

Gingersnap
07-02-2008, 11:47 PM
Ginger! Philly "said" THE "R" WORD! As Lounge Mod, I think you should beat her up or something.:(

We can't say the "R" word in the Lounge. Pics and clips are fair game.

linda22003
07-03-2008, 08:07 AM
It wasn't a rat.:rolleyes: Thankfully, I've never even seen a rat IRL.

Just visit the National Gallery of Art in Washington. The dumpster enclosure is inadvisably near the front door, and it's rat heaven. Makes a nice impression for the visitors.

Zafod
07-03-2008, 10:53 AM
http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/cockroach.jpg

http://homepage.mac.com/wildlifeweb/invertebrate/cockroach/brazilian_cockroach03.jpg

http://z.about.com/d/healing/1/0/x/N/gtotem_cockroach.jpg

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Child%20Cockroach%20Halloween%20Costume.jpg

linda22003
07-03-2008, 10:56 AM
http://www.hot-screensaver.com/wp-myimages/cockroach.jpg



Dang. You start the water boiling, I'll melt some butter and cut up a lemon.

Zafod
07-03-2008, 11:00 AM
Dang. You start the water boiling, I'll melt some butter and cut up a lemon.

You go right right ahead and chow down. Ill just have some water thank you.....

Shannon
07-03-2008, 11:13 AM
I see y'all are amusing yourselves.:rolleyes:

linda22003
07-03-2008, 11:15 AM
Well, it took me a long time to figure out what the "R" word really was. I would have called that the "C" word.

asdf2231
07-03-2008, 11:35 AM
It's the govenrment controlled robotic ones you have to worry about.

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y95/armyyouhave/robo-roach.jpg

BSR
07-03-2008, 01:59 PM
It's the Mexican roaches you have to worry about. They will cut you.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f375/azn_drift_master/1658c577.jpg

Zafod
07-03-2008, 02:35 PM
It's the Mexican roaches you have to worry about. They will cut you.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f375/azn_drift_master/1658c577.jpg

Sometimes they are nice....

http://www.bishopmuseum.org/exhibits/pastExhibits/1999/backyard_aliens/a-introduction/images/man_roach.gif

Zafod
07-03-2008, 02:36 PM
But be carefull they could be.....


http://www.rallyimprezive.com/hosted/roach.jpg

Zafod
07-03-2008, 02:37 PM
or they could be in your.... EAR!!!!



http://www.timeout.com/newyork/resizeImage/htdocs/export_images/626/626.x600.ft.BugInEar.jpg

Zafod
07-03-2008, 02:39 PM
But watch them close.....they are learning....


http://i.n.com.com/i/ne/p/2007/Roach01-550x366.jpg


It wont be rise of the machines.

SarasotaRepub
07-03-2008, 05:56 PM
Shannon must be really enjoying her "Bug Thread"!! ;):D

Zafod
07-03-2008, 06:03 PM
Shannon must be really enjoying her "Bug Thread"!! ;):D

why havnt you added somthing?

you are good at this stuff.

SarasotaRepub
07-03-2008, 06:08 PM
why havnt you added somthing?

you are good at this stuff.

http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/bug/bug_bigteaserposter.jpg

There ya go!!!:eek::D

LogansPapa
07-03-2008, 06:16 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wAchz4A-zEU

:eek:

Zafod
07-03-2008, 06:30 PM
http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/lions_gate_films/bug/bug_bigteaserposter.jpg

There ya go!!!:eek::D

That was a creepy movie.....