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megimoo
04-30-2009, 08:06 AM
........................"Just Who In Hades Is Prez Hilton anyway ?"

Good afternoon, Perez. I’m sorry I haven’t yet taken the time to write you in response to your little flap with Miss California. I’ve been down in South Carolina spending the last few days with a beautiful woman who is opposed to gay marriage. I hope that doesn’t offend you. In Hollywood, that’s called bigotry. In South Carolina, it’s called “normal.”


I’m sorry that I was recently complimented by an older gentleman for simply opening the car door for the aforementioned beautiful woman. I’m sorry because opening a door for a lady should be commonplace. It should not be so rare that it evokes a surprised reaction. I’m sorry if you don’t see how this relates to your flap with Miss California. You will by the end of this column.

I’m sorry to hear that you referred to Miss California by using the p-word, the b-word, and the c-word simply because she holds a view contrary to your own. I’m sorry that in the wake of this controversy you still hold yourself out as the more tolerant party in the dispute.

I’m sorry that you suffer from such severe intellectual hernia that you are oblivious to the fact that Miss Prejean’s view is the majority view in the country and yours is not. I’m sorry that you haven’t decided to change that by simply moving to another country.

I’m sorry that political litmus tests in beauty pageants exist anywhere outside of communist China. I’m sorry that you have not yet fixed that by moving to China.

I am also sorry that when I searched your website I found that you are inclined to use the c-word in reference to other women besides Miss Prejean. I am sorry, for example, that you used the c-word in reference to Jessica Simpson. I’m sorry that you also wrote the phrase “your (p-word) is hanging out” on a picture of Miss Simpson wearing jeans. I am sorry that you posted this picture on the internet.

I am sorry that the feminists have somehow led you to believe that calling a woman the c-word is somehow acceptable or, perhaps, empowering.

I am also sorry that the people who run the Miss America pageant select misogynistic bigots as judges.

I am sorry that one can get away with being a misogynistic bigot in this country by simply sodomizing other men.

I am sorry that I use the term “men” so loosely. I am even sorrier that a man named Mr. Prejean or Mr. Simpson hasn’t already shut you up.

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I am sorry that, in this country, people are often afraid to talk to gay people because they believe that if they tell others the truth about their views on gay marriage, they will upset other people. I am sorry that gays really do try to get people fired or destroy their careers for opposing gay marriage. I am sorry that many gays cannot see how this reinforces the stereotype that homosexuality is an emotional disorder.

I am sorry that your smug arrogance and profane misogyny are going to cause a minor backlash against gay marriage in America. I am sorry that it will not be a major backlash against gay marriage.

I am sorry that gay men are self-loathing enough to allow other men to treat them as women.

I am sorry, Perez, but I believe that deep down inside you want to be Miss America. I’m sorry that you are a queen without a crown.
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I am sorry that so much of what gay activists do is geared towards getting straight people to hate them. I am sorry but my religion does not allow me to hate gay men.

I am sorry Perez Hilton but I only have pity for you and for your single-issue existence

http://townhall.com/Common/PrintPage.aspx?g=0f2bae43-f772-4d36-b04f-625815363e17&t=c

noonwitch
04-30-2009, 08:40 AM
I didn't watch all of Perez Hilton's rant, but I did see the part where he called her a stupid b. I thought that was bad enough, but he actually called her the c word?

There's no excuse for anyone calling women that. It's like a white person calling a black person the n word.

CueSi
04-30-2009, 10:40 AM
I didn't watch all of Perez Hilton's rant, but I did see the part where he called her a stupid b. I thought that was bad enough, but he actually called her the c word?

There's no excuse for anyone calling women that. It's like a white person calling a black person the n word.

Yeah. he started off calling her a b*tch, but amended it to c*nt.

~QC

Odysseus
04-30-2009, 11:25 AM
I am sorry that gay men are self-loathing enough to allow other men to treat them as women.

I am sorry, Perez, but I believe that deep down inside you want to be Miss America. Im sorry that you are a queen without a crown.

ROFLOL Brilliant!!! :D

That is the best description of Perez Hilton that I've read.

expat-pattaya
04-30-2009, 11:31 AM
What is it with the name? Did he twist Paris Hilton and create a new name or what?

And why is it he can call her a C and the media treats him as if he was worthy of quoting?

marinejcksn
04-30-2009, 01:52 PM
ROFLOL Brilliant!!! :D

That is the best description of Perez Hilton that I've read.

I was just about to say that! Damn Sir, stole my thunder! :mad::p

Seriously, when I read "I am sorry, Perez, but I believe that deep down inside you want to be Miss America" I almost spit water all over my monitor. That's funny right there.

And once again, I gotta ask: What the Hell is a Perez Hilton? Am I supposed to know who this schmuck is? From what I gathered online he's a big fat dude with weird hair who needs a shave and some Stridex pads. This passes for a "celebrity" these days? :rolleyes:

megimoo
04-30-2009, 02:38 PM
I was just about to say that! Damn Sir, stole my thunder! :mad::p

Seriously, when I read "I am sorry, Perez, but I believe that deep down inside you want to be Miss America" I almost spit water all over my monitor. That's funny right there.

And once again, I gotta ask: What the Hell is a Perez Hilton? Am I supposed to know who this schmuck is? From what I gathered online he's a big fat dude with weird hair who needs a shave and some Stridex pads. This passes for a "celebrity" these days? :rolleyes:

Perez Hilton: "The Queen of Mean,A Fag and It's Keyboard !"

How a Pudgy "Queer",TV Addict from Miami Became the Most Hated Man in Hollywood As a child, Mario Lavandeira spent most of his time in bed, watching TV.

Mario came out of the closet, changed his name, dyed his hair, gussied himself up, glued himself not to a TV but to his laptop and became Perez Hilton, of perezhilton.com, which draws about 7 million visitors every day to see what the self-styled Queen of All Media, twenty-nine years old, is up to now.

What he does with his blog mainly is scrawl nasty, snarky comments on pictures of young Hollywood-type celebrities Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Nicole Richie and hand-doodle suspicious-looking little white dots around their noses, mouths and nether regions. It's lowest-common-denominator stuff, totally debasing, totally now, totally like he's getting even with those kids who pinched the fat on his back, and it's turned him into a sensation. He's got a book deal. His chubby cheeks, pointy teeth and obnoxious-gay mannerisms have enlivened shows like The View. When he reports that Fidel Castro is dead, legitimate news outlets take him seriously (for a second).

He's being sued by DJ Samantha Ronson for $20 million, for calling her a "toxic," no-good friend to Lindsay Lohan a true sign of arrival. Also, he's been banned from the Chateau Marmont for no reason other than on general principle. ("Hey, I love that kind of thing," he says. "It means I'm doing something right!") More recently, he got his own reality series on VH1, called What Perez Sez, about him hobnobbing with celebs. In fact, he's become one of them now a star, influential and to be reckoned with. The first episode boosted ratings among eighteen- to forty-nine-year-olds by 112 percent and featured Hilton teaching sweetie-pie singer Mandy Moore how to grind on a stripper pole and maybe she should run her tongue along the pole while she's at it.
http://www.rollingstone.com/news/story/16928530/perez_hilton_the_queen_of_mean

marinejcksn
04-30-2009, 03:37 PM
This douche?

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/7/3/5/8/16928537-16928540-slarge.jpg

Ewwwwww.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/John_Edward_awarded_on_South_Park.jpg

megimoo
04-30-2009, 03:45 PM
This douche?

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/7/3/5/8/16928537-16928540-slarge.jpg

Ewwwwww.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/0/01/John_Edward_awarded_on_South_Park.jpgIt Sure looks a triffle Strange and a worthy mate to fat Barney the Frank ! Now why would they have a freak like that as a judge in a normal world female beauty contest ?

Rockntractor
04-30-2009, 04:09 PM
It Sure looks a triffle Strange and a worthy mate to fat Barney the Farnk ! Now why would they have a freak like that as a judge in a normal world female beauty contest ?
Telivision is forcing homosexuality down our throats. It is not enough to tolerate their behavior. We are supposed to applaud and encourage it. Until the christian communitiy makes a statement that intestinal sex is good we will have to put up with it. Welcome to sodom and gomorrah.

Odysseus
04-30-2009, 05:49 PM
What is it with the name? Did he twist Paris Hilton and create a new name or what?
And why is it he can call her a C and the media treats him as if he was worthy of quoting?
Apparently, he was obsessed with her and used her name for his blog. I've never gone to it, but from what I've heard about it, it's really shrill, adolescent stuff. As for why the media is giving him the star treatment, let's face it, it's not that difficult to get them to go along with you if you say enough shocking, stupid things and get a following, just look at most of the US Congress. We have a culture where the difference between fame and infamy is gone. Now, it's all just being famous, and whoever has the most hits on their site is the winner.

Telivision is forcing homosexuality down our throats. It is not enough to tolerate their behavior. We are supposed to applaud and encourage it. Until the christian communitiy makes a statement that intestinal sex is good we will have to put up with it. Welcome to sodom and gomorrah.
That's about the size of it. What's funny is how vicious the MSM gets when they can gay-bait a conservative. The whole "tea-bagging" commentary by Kieth Olbermann and the rest of the fratboys was really smarmy, and something that they'd have never done during a gay pride parade or some other gay event.