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Gingersnap
05-11-2009, 01:22 PM
Why some single women just need to shut up

Women who have bad attitudes about being single are called "crappies"

No reason for happy singles to explain why they are alone, author writes

Unhappy singles can change attitude by taking care of self, author says
updated 9:50 a.m. EDT, Tue April 28, 2009

By Wendy Atterberry

(The Frisky) -- In a recent column on the Huffington Post, "Why I'm Single," writer Lea Lane lists all the reasons that she's still single. Why? So she can send the URL to all the nosy, possibly well-meaning busy-bodies who keep asking her why she isn't in a relationship.

"Crappies" are women who whine to others on why they can't find a partner.

Lane presents a persuasive case; it almost made me wish for the days I, too, had the whole bed to myself. She's one of what I'll call the "Happies," women who are perfectly content with their single status.

They don't want for a companion; they love their solitude and have enough friends, hobbies, and passions to keep themselves busy.

Although, most Happies, like Lane, are "open to options, and do understand the beauty and wonder -- and blessing -- of a good relationship," they neither actively seek one nor passively hope and pray one comes their way. The Happies say they don't need a relationship to be content, and, by God, they mean it.

On the other side of the single lady spectrum, you've got the "Crappies." They're the single ladies with really crappy attitudes. Take, for example, Jezebel's Megan Carpentier, who responded to Lane's column with a list of her own, a list that not only doesn't make me a little nostalgic for my single days, it makes me sort of, well, sad -- for her.

I'm sad for the Crappies, because, as much as they say, like Megan, "I've made my peace with being single because I don't have to pretend I don't drink from the carton or sleep with one of those face masks on or watch 'Murder She Wrote' too late at night," they're whining to everyone who will listen about how much it sucks that they can't find a guy who wants to date them.

They're so committed to not compromising, to not being flexible, to not stepping a centimeter outside their comfort zone, or, God forbid, turning off their guilty pleasure TV, they refuse to actually GO OUT, mingle, maybe even meet someone nice.

No, they'd rather stay in, whine, and have their friends write testimonials on their blogs about why they'd be so great to date.

In an attempt to hide their loneliness from themselves -- because they're sure not hiding it from anyone else -- the Crappies adopt an air of self-righteousness. "I'm probably alone because I dated when I wanted to," they tell themselves, "and got into relationships when I wanted to, and got out of them when I needed to."

As if people who aren't alone are a bunch of morons who got stuck in bad relationships that they never wanted to be in and don't have the strength to get out of. "I'm alone because I eschewed goal-oriented dating and 'trying to find someone,'" they brag.

Because, wow, there's nothing worse than actually being pro-active, particularly when the goal is happiness. That kind of stuff is for losers! That kind of stuff is for self-hating women who subscribe to "The Rules!" Except it isn't.

Ladies, if you're single and truly happy to be so, more power to you! There's no reason in the world you need to make a list or explain to anyone why you're not in a relationship.

But if you're a woman who is unhappily single and would love nothing more than having someone to share your life with, it's time to quit whining, stop making self-righteous excuses, turn off your TV, get out there, and meet people.

There's no shame in being goal-oriented and dating with purpose. There's no shame in opening your mind, being flexible, and learning to compromise. Spread the word you're on the market, tell your friends, tell your friends of friends, let your co-workers, family, and entire social network know you're looking for dates.

Take care of yourself, dress well, look good every time you go outside. Smile at people when you're out and about, make small talk in check-out lines, keep your radar up at all times. You never know when the right person for you will be rounding the next corner.

But bear in mind, YOU aren't perfect, and there's not going to be a perfect person for you. If you refuse to settle for anything less, you're going to be lonely for a very, very long time.

If you aren't prepared to open your mind a little, you might as well stay in with your "Murder She Wrote" and your crappy attitude. But, for the love of God, quit your whining. The rest of us don't want to hear it anymore.

I've been married for a long time and I got married young. I hear a lot of women who say, "You're so lucky - Mr. Snaps is just perfect and I never meet guys like that". Guess what? I didn't either. We're better people because we got married. We smoothed out each other's rough edges and motivated each other to become easy-going, good-tempered, and flexible. ;)

CNN (http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/personal/04/28/tf.happies.crappies.alone/)

linda22003
05-11-2009, 01:39 PM
Good point, Ginger. I did not marry young, and I'm glad I did not, because the man I chose at 30 was not the man I would have chosen at 20, and the one I chose at 30 has the qualities that go the distance. :)

noonwitch
05-11-2009, 01:50 PM
I used to whine about being single, especially when I was in my 30s. Not anymore, I like being single, mainly because I like having my money and not having to justify how I spend it.

I did want to have children, but that doesn't seem to be in the cards. I still have a couple of years in which it is still possible, but I also have neices and a nephew, and I could always adopt an older kid through the foster care system.

Shannon
05-11-2009, 02:41 PM
I don't think I've ever been single.:eek::p

Gingersnap
05-11-2009, 03:33 PM
Good point, Ginger. I did not marry young, and I'm glad I did not, because the man I chose at 30 was not the man I would have chosen at 20, and the one I chose at 30 has the qualities that go the distance. :)

While some young people do gravitate toward really unsuitable choices, most people (young or old) have average potential as good mates and just need some experience and skills to flourish. The advantage of marrying young is that you still have an innate flexibility and a willingness to compromise. Also, you and your spouse will approach various situations without any baggage.

The sad part is when some women waste years and years looking for Mr. Right while rejecting Mr. Pretty Darn Good and then whine about it. Just as bad, in my opinion, is the woman who hooks up with Mr. Right (If We Were Married) for years on end and one day wakes up to find herself dumped in favor of Ms. Younger Version 2.0 who does demand a ring and date.

Teetop
05-11-2009, 05:38 PM
Great article, thanks for sharing it with us. I'm going to share it with some of my "crappy" female friends. :D

MrsSmith
05-11-2009, 08:14 PM
Having married Mr Wrong more than once, I'd have to say that picking someone who is already flexible, easy-going and good-tempered helps immensely.

marinejcksn
05-11-2009, 08:20 PM
This article makes me dread re-entering the dating scene! :eek::p

BadCat
05-11-2009, 08:23 PM
The female types of "happies" and "crappies" are certainly not limited to single women.

lacarnut
05-11-2009, 08:24 PM
This article makes me dread re-entering the dating scene! :eek::p

Just avoid the selfish, self centered, crappy ones. :)

Teetop
05-11-2009, 10:34 PM
Just avoid the selfish, self centered, crappy ones. :)

Become celebate..... :eek:

marinejcksn
05-11-2009, 10:35 PM
Just avoid the selfish, self centered, crappy ones. :)

Sounds like I'd better search for a Southern Belle then. :D

Odysseus
05-11-2009, 11:23 PM
This article makes me dread re-entering the dating scene! :eek::p
Then stay married. :D

Good point, Ginger. I did not marry young, and I'm glad I did not, because the man I chose at 30 was not the man I would have chosen at 20, and the one I chose at 30 has the qualities that go the distance. :)
I didn't meet the right girl until I was 38, and married her at 40. I wouldn't have recognized her at 20 or 30, either. Now we have two beautiful girls and two cats. I wouldn't trade this for anything.