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patriot45
05-18-2009, 11:50 AM
A miracle (http://cbs4.com/watercooler/Salami.GOD.Lunch.2.1002364.html)


South Florida woman is re-examining her faith. She was in the kitchen cooking a family favorite when letters appeared on the salami in her frying pan. The letters spelled out the word GOD.

"Welcome to the blessed house," said Nancy Simoes, as she allowed CBS4 cameras and Jorge Estevez into her home in Southwest Miami Dade.

We witnessed the letters G.O.D. spelled out on three slices of fried salami. Simoes had placed the pieces of Salami on a plate on the table for our cameras to videotape.

"This is the first time we are looking at it, and you can definitely make out the letters," said CBS4's Jorge Estevez, as he looked at the slices of fried Salami.

"I had only three pieces in my skillet, and then as I was flipping it. The first letter was a G, a perfect G; and then I got the O, and I thought to myself, how cool will it be if the third letter was a D," said Simoes.

That third letter was a D, and everyone was in shock in her house.

"You realize people could think you are making this up," asked CBS4's Jorge Estevez to Simoes. "I can't make this up. You see it. It's there you can see burn marks," said Simoes as she pointed at the plate of sliced Salami. Nancy immediately called her friends.


http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/SALAMIGOD.jpg

megimoo
05-18-2009, 12:07 PM
A miracle (http://cbs4.com/watercooler/Salami.GOD.Lunch.2.1002364.html)




http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/SALAMIGOD.jpgSwamp gas leaking into her head !

Space Gravy
05-18-2009, 12:10 PM
Almost as impressive as grilled cheese jesus. Maybe we should do a poll?

http://i74.photobucket.com/albums/i259/redwinegod/j5.jpg

It looks like it spells GOO to me.

patriot45
05-18-2009, 12:11 PM
Swamp gas leaking into her head !

It is Florida! :D

Troll
05-18-2009, 12:13 PM
Looks more like "goo" to me - not that I'm an atheist.

If I were all-powerful, I think I'd focus on performing more practical miracles like resurrections or giving NC State another NCAA title instead of salami vandalism.

FeebMaster
05-18-2009, 12:14 PM
Hoax.

Everyone knows God is a bacon man.

FlaGator
05-18-2009, 12:19 PM
Hoax.

Everyone knows God is a bacon man.

I don't know... He won't let the Jews and Muslims eat pork.

Space Gravy
05-18-2009, 12:44 PM
I don't know... He won't let the Jews and Muslims eat pork.

That means more for him.

wilbur
05-18-2009, 12:55 PM
The "Allah" sheep could totally eat that salami.... so Allah wins.

http://www.mediascrape.com/News/ViewNewsItem.aspx?newsItemId=28121&rootVideoPanelType=1

linda22003
05-18-2009, 01:09 PM
Maybe the letters are backward, it spells "dog", and indicates what it's really made of.

noonwitch
05-18-2009, 01:16 PM
Fried salami? That can't be healthy.


I had a roommate who made fried bologna sandwiches, frying the bologna on the base of my oil popcorn popper. I thought it was kind of disgusting. Even my lard-loving, british-canadian grandmother never thought to fry lunchmeat.

djones520
05-18-2009, 01:48 PM
That third letter is clearly an A. Which just goes to support the theory that the existance of the universe is nothing more then a total fluke.

linda22003
05-18-2009, 01:54 PM
Salami is from Italy. Shouldn't it have spelled D-E-O?

FlaGator
05-18-2009, 02:13 PM
That means more for him.

He can create pork out of nothing (porkus ex nihilo).

linda22003
05-18-2009, 02:17 PM
Almost exactly right! "Porcellus ex nihilo".:D

Odysseus
05-18-2009, 03:16 PM
Hoax.

Everyone knows God is a bacon man.
Oy! Everyone knows that God loves salami with a little smear of mustard on a bagel. This proves the validity of Judaism. Gator is so screwed. :D

Teetop
05-18-2009, 05:17 PM
Maybe the letters are backward, it spells "dog", and indicates what it's really made of.

That left a mark....

Water Closet
05-18-2009, 05:24 PM
Fried salami? That can't be healthy.


I had a roommate who made fried bologna sandwiches, frying the bologna on the base of my oil popcorn popper. I thought it was kind of disgusting. Even my lard-loving, british-canadian grandmother never thought to fry lunchmeat.

It's a good thing their god is not named mahasamatman or they'd die of cholestrol overload.

Bubba Dawg
05-18-2009, 08:52 PM
Fried salami? That can't be healthy.


I had a roommate who made fried bologna sandwiches, frying the bologna on the base of my oil popcorn popper. I thought it was kind of disgusting. Even my lard-loving, british-canadian grandmother never thought to fry lunchmeat.

Hey, fried bologna sandwiches are fabulous. Fry the bologna, and put it on fresh white bread with mayonaise. Yum

Now I'm hungry.

Bubba Dawg
05-18-2009, 08:56 PM
Almost exactly right! "Porcellus ex nihilo".:D

How about suidae ex nihilo?