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Gingersnap
05-18-2009, 12:47 PM
How Neanderthals met a grisly fate: devoured by humans
A fossil discovery bears marks of butchering similar to those made when cutting up a deer

Robin McKie, science editor The Observer, Sunday 17 May 2009

One of science's most puzzling mysteries - the disappearance of the Neanderthals - may have been solved. Modern humans ate them, says a leading fossil expert.

The controversial suggestion follows publication of a study in the Journal of Anthropological Sciences about a Neanderthal jawbone apparently butchered by modern humans. Now the leader of the research team says he believes the flesh had been eaten by humans, while its teeth may have been used to make a necklace.

Fernando Rozzi, of Paris's Centre National de la Récherche Scientifique, said the jawbone had probably been cut into to remove flesh, including the tongue. Crucially, the butchery was similar to that used by humans to cut up deer carcass in the early Stone Age. "Neanderthals met a violent end at our hands and in some cases we ate them," Rozzi said.

The idea will provoke considerable opposition from scientists who believe Neanderthals disappeared for reasons that did not involve violence. Neanderthals were a sturdy species who evolved in Europe 300,000 years ago, made complex stone tools and survived several ice ages before they disappeared 30,000 years ago - just as modern human beings arrived in Europe from Africa.

Some researchers believe Neanderthals may have failed to compete effectively with Homo sapiens for resources, or were more susceptible to the impact of climate change. But others believe our interactions were violent and terminal for the Neanderthals. According to Rozzi, the discovery at Les Rois in south-west France provides compelling support for that argument.

Previous excavations revealed bones that were thought to be exclusively human. But Rozzi's team re-examined them and found one they concluded was Neanderthal. Importantly, it was covered in cut marks similar to those left behind when flesh is stripped from deer and other animals using stone tools.

Rozzi believes the jawbone provides crucial evidence that humans attacked Neanderthals, and sometimes killed them, bringing back their bodies to caves to eat or to use their skulls or teeth as trophies. "For years, people have tried to hide away from the evidence of cannibalism, but I think we have to accept it took place," he added.

And let me add a rousing, "Who cares?". :D

Guardian (http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/2009/may/17/neanderthals-cannibalism-anthropological-sciences-journal)

Rockntractor
05-18-2009, 06:36 PM
So Barney says to Fred " try some neanderthal they taste like terradactyl".

Rockntractor
05-18-2009, 08:16 PM
This is a good thread and nobody is iinterested?

How about "neanderthal it's whats for dinner" or " the other white meat.
I know " neanderthal have a ball" !

Bubba Dawg
05-18-2009, 09:19 PM
Okay, I don't buy it because there would have been no way the early humans would have eaten divorced female neanderthals.....they would have been way too bitter...l

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaah!!!!:D

Rockntractor
05-18-2009, 09:29 PM
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/tricky-pig.gif?t=1242696505

Bubba Dawg
05-18-2009, 09:34 PM
Two early humans are eating a gay neanderthal. One stops, looks at the other and says Does this taste funny to you?

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!

Bubba Dawg
05-18-2009, 09:35 PM
Hey, hey...did you hear about the early human who passed a neanderthal in the woods???

Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Rockntractor
05-18-2009, 09:35 PM
Two early humans are eating a gay neanderthal. One stops, looks at the other and says Does this taste funny to you?

Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!
Thats eating a clown. A gay would taste fruity.

Rockntractor
05-18-2009, 09:37 PM
Hey, hey...did you hear about the early human who passed a neanderthal in the woods???

Bwahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!
I pass the buck when I eat deer.

Bubba Dawg
05-18-2009, 09:42 PM
Thats eating a clown. A gay would taste fruity.

The very notion of a neanderthal clown is absurd. :rolleyes:

At best, they had mimes.

Bubba Dawg
05-18-2009, 09:44 PM
I pass the buck when I eat deer.

Hey, what did the early human do after he dumped his neanderthal girlfriend?

He wiped his behind.....

Bwahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!

Bubba Dawg
05-18-2009, 09:54 PM
The early humans never met a neanderthal they didn't like.

okay....that was bad......

Rockntractor
05-18-2009, 10:18 PM
I still can't believe people don't appreciate good neanderthal humor.

Gingersnap
05-19-2009, 11:49 AM
I still can't believe people don't appreciate good neanderthal humor.

The very thought of neanderthal mimes makes me want to delete this thread and I started it. :eek:

Speedy
05-19-2009, 04:13 PM
I know of at least two that got away!

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y236/speed_addiction/2009-05-19_150218.jpg

Bubba Dawg
05-19-2009, 08:25 PM
The very thought of neanderthal mimes makes me want to delete this thread and I started it. :eek:

I know what you mean. I hate when they do that walking against the wind routine....

They would probably be pretty good at the Life Cycle though....I mean, it'd be pretty short.

Rockntractor
05-19-2009, 08:35 PM
Oh good! Neanderthal discussion. Everybody else is talking about spellling and punctuation.