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stsinner
06-21-2009, 12:48 PM
It's all over the Internet, but I don't recall seeing it here.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....MUST WE SPEND BILLIONS BECAUSE "WE CAN'T LET CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT", THEN LET CHRYSLER GO BANKRUPT.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN CONGRESS FORCE FANNIE AND FREDDIE TO BUY SUB-PRIME MORTGAGES, THEN BLAME FANNIE AND FREDDIE FOR BUYING SUB-PRIME MORTGAGES.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN YOU BE LEGALLY ILLEGAL.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN THE CONGRESS MAKE LAWS THEY DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN YOUR VICE PRESIDENT DECLARE "JOBS IS A 3-LETTER WORD."

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN A MAJOR CRISIS REQUIRE SUCH SWIFT ACTION TO PASS A BILL WITHOUT READING IT, THEN VACATION FOR THREE DAYS BEFORE THE PRESIDENT HAS TIME TO SIGN IT!!

ONLY IN AMERICA.....DOES THE MILITARY GET INVESTIGATED BY HOMELAND SECURITY AS POSSIBLE TERRORISTS, WHILE OUR BORDERS ARE WIDE OPEN.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN YOU GET A TAX REFUND ON TAXES YOU DIDN'T PAY.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN YOU BLAME OTHERS WHEN YOU DON'T PERFORM .

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN YOU HAVE MORE RIGHTS BEING ILLEGAL, THAN AS A LEGAL.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN YOU BE 13, HAVE AN ABORTION WITHOUT TELLING YOUR PARENTS, BUT MUST HAVE A WRITTEN NOTE FROM YOUR PARENTS WHY YOU MISSED SCHOOL.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....ARE YOU PUNISHED FOR GOOD PERFORMANCE AND REVERED FOR NON-PERFORMANCE.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN CHRYSLER GET 10 BILLION IN AID FOR THEIR COMPANY OF 30,000 EMPLOYEES. (I GUESS IT'S DIFFICULT TO RUN A COMPANY FOR $333,333 PER EMPLOYEE.)

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN WE CARE ABOUT 3 GUYS WHO GET WATER UP THEIR NOSES, WHILE OUR ENEMIES ARE BEHEADING OUR CITIZENS AND SOLDIERS AND BLOWING UP CROWDS OF PEOPLE WITH SUICIDE BOMBINGS.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN YOU SAY "OTHER INTERROGATION TECHNIQUES WORK"
BUT HAVE NO EXPLANATION WHAT THOSE TECHNIQUES ARE.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....DO POLITICIANS CONSIDER "WE THE PEOPLE" ASTRO-TURF.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....WHATEVER GOES WRONG WILL ALWAYS BE "BUSH AND CHENEY'S FAULT."

ONLY IN AMERICA....CAN YOU SPEAK WITH THE AUTHORITY OF THE U.S. PRESIDENCY ONLY WHEN THE TELEPROMPTER IS ON.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN YOU APOLOGIZE FOR AMERICAN LACK OF SENSITIVITY TO OTHER NATIONS WHILE 125,000 AMERICAN GIs LIE IN 24 FOREIGN MILITARY CEMETERIES.

ONLY IN AMERICA.....CAN YOU BE PRESIDENT WITHOUT A BIRTH CERTIFICATE!!!!