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megimoo
06-27-2009, 12:27 PM
"Even Old Slick Willie Wouldn't 'hit' that one'!"

The Oklahoma woman, 36, copped a plea last week to a prostitution charge for accepting a box of Frito-Lay chips in exchange for oral sex.

According to the below Oklahoma City Police Department report, john Faron Johnson told cops that he informed Smith that he did not have any money, but that she "agreed to give him a 'blow job' meaning oral sex, for a box of chips." Johnson, a Frito-Lay employee, provided Smith with a case of chips he valued at $30.

Following her February arrest, Smith, pictured in the mug shot at right, told police that she had a few prior prostitution busts. At her sentencing last week, Smith was ordered to pay a $1142 fine .Man that was expensive Clinton style non sex !


http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0624091chips1.html

Lars1701a
06-27-2009, 04:26 PM
Poli just buy her a bag of chips for christ sake. :D

NJCardFan
06-28-2009, 12:17 PM
Coming from a former vendor(I used to deliver bread) this happens more than you know(no, not me).

Bubba Dawg
06-28-2009, 12:21 PM
Wonder if the Frito Lay worker got a nickname ot of all this....:D

Rockntractor
06-28-2009, 12:24 PM
Chips for lips.

Rockntractor
06-28-2009, 12:33 PM
You can't eat just one.

Rockntractor
06-28-2009, 12:34 PM
Dick-tator!

stsinner
06-28-2009, 01:22 PM
Wow, she's pretty affordable.

megimoo
06-28-2009, 01:52 PM
Wow, she's pretty affordable.Take a look at her. One bag should have been enough !

Rockntractor
06-28-2009, 01:56 PM
30.00 thats 10.00 per minute!

NJCardFan
06-28-2009, 02:48 PM
Wow, she's pretty affordable.
I worked with a guy who got head from a crack 'ho for a loaf of raisin bread.

Bubba Dawg
06-28-2009, 05:22 PM
You can't eat just one.

Nice. Very Nice. :D

Dick-tater was good too.

megimoo
06-28-2009, 05:43 PM
I worked with a guy who got head from a crack 'ho for a loaf of raisin bread.What else did he get ?

Oral sex can transmit a variety of STDs, including gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts, chlamydia and even HIV, the virus that causes AIDS (although it's more common to contract HIV through intercourse). In many cases, doctors say, some persons may not suspect they have contracted something orally because early symptoms may be nothing more than a simple sore throat.

NJCardFan
06-29-2009, 02:46 AM
What else did he get ?

Oral sex can transmit a variety of STDs, including gonorrhea, herpes, genital warts, chlamydia and even HIV, the virus that causes AIDS (although it's more common to contract HIV through intercourse). In many cases, doctors say, some persons may not suspect they have contracted something orally because early symptoms may be nothing more than a simple sore throat.


I didn't ask. Probably because I didn't and still don't give a crap.