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PoliCon
07-13-2009, 03:28 PM
Anyone know the names of key players in this? I'd like to get someone to put an amendment forth regarding this issue.


:) There needs to be an amendment requiring Congress to be full participating members of what ever healthcare plan they come up with for the rest of us. No exemptions. No special privileges. FULL participating members.

Teetop
07-13-2009, 05:08 PM
I read on some blog, a Republican Senator or Rep. is proposing this very idea.

I'll try finding it.

PoliCon
07-13-2009, 05:09 PM
I read on some blog, a Republican Senator or Rep. is proposing this very idea.

I'll try finding it.

We need to get him the support he needs! :)

Teetop
07-13-2009, 09:14 PM
Finally found it! (http://mybossier.blogspot.com/2009/07/congressman-fleming-on-healthcare-if.html)


Congressman John Fleming (R-La) says that any member of congress who votes for a government run healthcare plan should have to enroll in it.
"Under the current draft of the Democrat healthcare legislation, members of Congress are curiously exempt from the government-run health care option, keeping their existing health plans and services on Capitol Hill. If Members of Congress believe so strongly that government-run health care is the best solution for hard working American families, I think it only fitting that Americans see them lead the way. Public servants should always be accountable and responsible for what they are advocating, and I challenge the American people to demand this from their representatives."
He has a petition on his website. Sign up here (http://www.fleming.house.gov/index.html) if you believe any member of Congress who votes for a government run health care plan should be forced to participate in the plan themselves?

satanica
07-13-2009, 09:18 PM
That dumb fuck idiot already has a government plan.

The BIG question is ... "can I have the same plan you have Mr. Fleming ?"

The answer ...."Sorry son, this plan is ONLY for government employees"

What a fucking idiot.

Teetop
07-13-2009, 09:26 PM
That dumb fuck idiot already has a government plan.

The BIG question is ... "can I have the same plan you have Mr. Fleming ?"

The answer ...."Sorry son, this plan is ONLY for government employees"

What a fucking idiot.

You're the fucking idiot.:rolleyes:

He wants Congress, himself included, to have what us peons will have.

satanica
07-13-2009, 09:27 PM
You're the fucking idiot.:rolleyes:

He wants Congress, himself included, to have what us peons will have.

If a public option passes, WE WILL have what he has you fool.

PoliCon
07-13-2009, 09:29 PM
If a public option passes, WE WILL have what he has you fool.

Hey fucktard - if you believe that one, I have this bridge in New York I've been looking to sell . . . . :rolleyes:

PoliCon
07-13-2009, 09:30 PM
Finally found it! (http://mybossier.blogspot.com/2009/07/congressman-fleming-on-healthcare-if.html)

He's in the house - they've already blown it. we need someone in the senate . . . . :(

Teetop
07-13-2009, 09:31 PM
If a public option passes, WE WILL have what he has you fool.

Sure... :rolleyes:

satanica
07-13-2009, 09:32 PM
Sure... :rolleyes:

Why not fight for better coverage ?
Why not fight for what congress has ?

Rockntractor
07-13-2009, 09:51 PM
Why not fight for better coverage ?
Why not fight for what congress has ?
Why not start by making them get their own Insurance privately.

satanica
07-13-2009, 09:56 PM
Why not start by making them get their own Insurance privately.

The story is about congress getting the same public option as we would. Not abouyt hetting private insurnace.

Teetop
07-13-2009, 10:06 PM
Why not fight for better coverage ?
Why not fight for what congress has ?

I have great coverage...

Why don't Congress pay for their own and leave mine alone.

Rockntractor
07-13-2009, 10:06 PM
The story is about congress getting the same public option as we would. Not abouyt hetting private insurnace.

Ok! back off the sloe gin!

Teetop
07-13-2009, 10:07 PM
The story is about congress getting the same public option as we would. Not abouyt hetting private insurnace.

Put down the pipe....

PoliCon
07-13-2009, 10:07 PM
Only a total dumbass thinks we're going to get the coverage that congress has.

Rockntractor
07-13-2009, 10:09 PM
Put down the pipe....

I think the gerbil is clawing!

Teetop
07-13-2009, 10:10 PM
I think the gerbil is clawing!

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, MAN! :eek:

PoliCon
07-13-2009, 10:20 PM
I think the gerbil is clawing!

Can we PLEASE change his name to kiki?? :D


Actual article from the LA Times
>
> "In retrospect, lighting the match was my big mistake. But I
> was only trying to retrieve the gerbil," Eric Tomaszewski told
> bemused doctors in the Severe Burns Unit of Salt Lake City
> Hospital. Tomaszewski, and his homosexual partner Andrew
> "Kiki" Farnum, had been admitted for emergency treatment
> after a felching session had gone seriously wrong.
>
> "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum and slipped
> Raggot, our gerbil, in," he explained. "As usual, Kiki shouted
> out "Armageddon", my cue that he'd had enough. I tried to
> retrieve Raggot but he wouldn't come out again, so I peered
> into the tube and struck a match, thinking the light might
> attract him."
>
> At a hushed press conference, a hospital spokesman described
> what happened next. "The match ignited a pocket of intestinal
> gas and a flame shot out the tubing, igniting Mr Tomaszewski's
> hair and severely burning his face. It also set fire to the gerbil's
> fur and whiskers which in turn ignited a larger pocket of gas
> further up the intestine, propelling the rodent out like a cannon
> ball." Tomaszewski suffered second degree burns and a broken
> nose from the impact of the gerbil, while Farnum suffered first
> and second degree burns to his anus and lower intestinal tract.
>
> TOP TEN SCARIEST THINGS ABOUT THIS STORY
>
> 10) "I pushed a cardboard tube up his rectum..."
>
> 9) "So I peered into the tube..." (I'm sorry, but that's like
> looking through a telescope into hell. I'd rather use binoculars to
> stare at the sun.)
>
> 8) That poor gerbil (who obviously suffers from low self-esteem)
> being shot out of the guy's ass like Rocky the Flying Squirrel
> on Rocky & Bullwinkle.
>
> 7) Suffering a broken nose from a gerbil being launched out of
> someone's anus. I'm just guessing, but I seriously doubt the
> said gerbil was springtime fresh after his little journey into
> Kiki's "tunnel of love."
>
> 6) People walking around with these volcanic-like pockets of gas in
> their rectums.
>
> 5) People who do this kind of thing and then admit what they were
> doing when taken to the emergency room. Sorry, but I think I
> would have made up a story about a gang of roving, pyromaniac, anal
> sex fiends breaking into my house and sodomizing me with a charcoal
> lighter before I admitted the truth. Call me old fashioned,
> but I just can't imagine looking at a doctor and saying "Well Doc.,
> it's
> like this. You see, we have this gerbil named Raggot and we took this
> cardboard tube..."
>
> 4) "First and second degree burns to the anus." Wouldn't this make
> the burning itch and discomfort of hemorrhoids a welcome relief.
> How does one ever take a healthy poop after something like
> this? And the smell of a burning anus must be in the top five most
> horrible scents on the face of God's green earth.
>
> 3) People named "Kiki" which is obviously a Polynesian word for:
> "Idiotic white men who insert rodents up their butts."
>
> 2) What kind of a hospital would hold a press conference on this?
>
> 1) This happened in Salt Lake City. What kind of people are those
> Mormons? I'm starting to get a whole new image of the Osmond family.

Rockntractor
07-13-2009, 10:22 PM
Can we PLEASE change his name to kiki?? :D
From this day forward Kiki it shall be!

PoliCon
07-13-2009, 10:30 PM
From this day forward Kiki it shall be!

We need someone on staff to make the change . . . . :D

Teetop
07-13-2009, 10:37 PM
Kiki would be ok, but you calling it queef in the other thread, was hilarious!

Rockntractor
07-13-2009, 11:15 PM
Kiki would be ok, but you calling it queef in the other thread, was hilarious!
Do it for all the abused gerbils!
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/dancing-gerbil.gif?t=1247540011

Zathras
07-14-2009, 12:15 AM
From this day forward Kiki it shall be!

Can you change his name to Kiki on his acount as well?

Rockntractor
07-14-2009, 12:23 AM
Can you change his name to Kiki on his acount as well?

I don't think so but they could put it under his user name.

PoliCon
07-14-2009, 01:11 AM
Can you change his name to Kiki on his acount as well?

staff can. :) They can change it to what ever they want :) if they have high enough admin powers . . . .

Zathras
07-14-2009, 01:15 AM
staff can. :) They can change it to what ever they want :) if they have high enough admin powers . . . .

Paging the Dark Admin of the Sith...name change, line 2.

Rockntractor
07-14-2009, 01:21 AM
Jappy Gerbil and Kiki