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marv
07-13-2009, 10:39 PM
http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/images/smilies/new_shocked.gif
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/07/if-a-teleprompter-falls-in-the-white-house-does-it-make-a-sound.html
...a moment of silence please...
http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/images/smilies/bawling.gif

Teetop
07-13-2009, 10:40 PM
I watched the video. Too. Damn. Funny.

America must be very proud of the POTUS! :rolleyes:

PoliCon
07-13-2009, 10:41 PM
http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/images/smilies/new_shocked.gif
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/07/if-a-teleprompter-falls-in-the-white-house-does-it-make-a-sound.html
...a moment of silence please...
http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/images/smilies/bawling.gif Do you blame the TOTUS? Wouldn't YOU in the same situation??

satanica
07-13-2009, 10:42 PM
Oh please. I love the way you guys attack Obama for using a telepromter.

http://open.salon.com/files/bush_on_abe_lincoln_mission_accomplished_small-thumb-425x2781238202925.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.politicsdaily.com/media/2009/03/president_reagan_gives_the_state_of_the_union_addr ess_to_congress_1988.jpg

MrsSmith
07-13-2009, 10:49 PM
Oh please. I love the way you guys attack Obama for using a telepromter.



http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3176/2620906100_c8dd3dbb14.jpg?v=0

Lars1701a
07-13-2009, 10:53 PM
Oh please. I love the way you guys attack Obama for using a telepromter.

http://open.salon.com/files/bush_on_abe_lincoln_mission_accomplished_small-thumb-425x2781238202925.jpg

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.politicsdaily.com/media/2009/03/president_reagan_gives_the_state_of_the_union_addr ess_to_congress_1988.jpg

They may have used a TelePrompTer but the magic Negro NEEDS one, thats the big difference.

Teetop
07-13-2009, 10:57 PM
Anyone notice the irony in the left TOTUS crashing to the ground? :D

Teetop
07-13-2009, 10:58 PM
They may have used a TelePrompTer but the magic Negro NEEDS one, thats the big difference.

Very true, without one, Obama is an uh, uh, uh man...

PoliCon
07-13-2009, 10:59 PM
Anyone notice the irony in the left TOTUS crashing to the ground? :D

kind of prophetic? ;)

Lager
07-14-2009, 12:27 AM
Letter from satanica to President Obama:

Dear Sir,
Just wanted you to know that I've got your back. I sacrifice much of my time on a daily basis, scouring those nasty righty internet message boards looking for any negative comments about you. You will be happy to know that there's not a lick of time that passes between when those evil, sky god believin whackos post something questionable about you or any democrats, and bam!!!! I'm firing right back, using my google kung fu to slam them down, but good.

Now that you have the Presidency and a majority in both houses of Congress, I feel that this is my solemn duty. To assist you this way, in bringing about the hope and change you promised. Just let those fundies try to post something bad about you!
You can rest assured Sir, nothing will go unchallenged.

You have no need to thank me Sir, they've been asking for it for years now. However, if there's any way I can get a badge, or title or something that would make what I do kind of an official position, I would greatly appreciate it.

Your loyal servant,
Satanica (It's not my real name, it's my screen name, pretty awesome, don't you think?!)

Elspeth
07-14-2009, 02:07 AM
http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/images/smilies/new_shocked.gif
http://blogs.abcnews.com/politicalpunch/2009/07/if-a-teleprompter-falls-in-the-white-house-does-it-make-a-sound.html
...a moment of silence please...
http://www.fullsizebronco.com/forum/images/smilies/bawling.gif

T.O.T.U.S. in his own words:


Monday, July 13, 2009
I'm Okay
Remember how I was hoping to take the next couple of days off? Well, that hasn't worked out so well.

My White House designated operator, Felix, clearly has to go. Today, Big Guy and I were scrolling and speaking to an interest group that supported us, and during the middle of the speech, one of my screens collapsed. Turns out Felix didn't tighten one of my screen's bracket rods, and one of my screens collapsed. It was kind of embarrassing, and the accident looked alot worse than the may have seemed on video.

All that said, I think I tweaked something. It may be my ACL, or maybe my MCL, or my "T" joint. Regardless, the Secret Service sent me first to George Washington University Hospital, where there is a special ICU and care facility for senior administration officials. But a good friend of mine, I'll call him Browny for legal reasons, ended up in a coma there after having "minor sinus surgery" if you get my drift, and there was no way in hell, I was going to put up with that.

So off I went to Bethesda Naval, where I figured I'd get looked at and released. But then there were the X-rays, the MRIs, the prodding and poking, the seemingly endless attempts to draw blood where the nurse couldn't find a vein despite my best efforts to explain that I was merely a humble hard-drive. Yet the poking and prodding continued.

Then they discovered that I basically had a limited warranty, and out the door I went. Someone really ought to try to look into this health care thing.

Posted by TOTUS at 6:13 PM

http://baracksteleprompter.blogspot.com/

samurai
07-14-2009, 02:17 AM
The words scrolling on to the screen the moment it fell...

"I, Barack Obama, will do everything I can to improve the economy of this country that I love, or may God strike me dead..."

Obama, seeing what happened to TOTUS, wisely changed his own phrasing...

marv
07-14-2009, 08:24 AM
Then they discovered that I basically had a limited warranty, and out the door I went.

Somebody better catch president hussein before HIS limited warranty expires........

YupItsMe
07-14-2009, 12:33 PM
Do we have to fly the flag at half-mast?

AlmostThere
07-14-2009, 05:20 PM
http://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z82/lap0118/teleprompter.jpg (http://www.conservativeunderground.com/forum505/%5BIMG%5Dhttp://i191.photobucket.com/albums/z82/lap0118/teleprompter.jpg%5B/IMG%5D)