All Private Guns Will Be Confiscated By September 2009, US Tells Russia

[megimoo]

Kissinger Tells President Medvedev... 'By September We’ll Have CONFISCATED ALL PRIVATELY OWNED GUNS...'

Kremlin reports on the extraordinary meeting held today between President Medvedev and former United States Secretaries of State Henry Kissinger (under Nixon), James Baker (under Bush Sr.), Charles Shultz (under Regan), former United States Defense Secretary William Perry (under Clinton), and former US Senator and top defense expert Sam Nunn, are stating that the Americans are acknowledging for the first time their acceptance of a New Global Order in which they seek to partner with natural resource rich Russia and the oil rich Nations of the Middle East in order to ensure their survival into the 21st Century. Leading the...

http://www.fourwinds10.com/siterun_data/government/us_constitution/gun_control/news.php?q=1237833478

[FeebMaster]

Wow, they can get a lot done in five weeks.

September 2020 would have been slightly more believable.

[linda22003]

This meeting was in MARCH and Megi's kept it from us until now?! Whatever will we do? Whatever will we DO? Run around with hair on fire? This is hugh and serial!

[Gingersnap]

It's probably a good idea to skip "news" offered by sites which include space alien communications. Barring the entertainment value, of course. :p

On a serious note, there is an ammo shortage in some areas but it's because both the military and the civilians are buying a lot - not because the ammo makers aren't churning it out. The DOD reversed its decision to stop auctioning spent brass. They received some very pointed advice from a couple of Democrats.

[marv]

Uh.....before you put too much stock in the fourwinds10.com site, check out their Mission Statement (http://www.fourwinds10.com/siterun_static/general/our_mission.php)...

[Rockntractor]

Pointing 45-70 out door, looking for movements in grass or bushes, dogs on high alert.

[Zathras]

Uh.....before you put too much stock in the fourwinds10.com site, check out their Mission Statement (http://www.fourwinds10.com/siterun_static/general/our_mission.php)...

Wow...just, wow. I hope that site is a parody. If not, the people that run that site are a few fries short of a happy meal.

[Rockntractor]

They may come from the air. Drones! Watch for drones. They will kill us and then come around and collect our guns.

[SarasotaRepub]

That Website is pretty funny. :D

[linda22003]

It's probably a good idea to skip "news" offered by sites which include space alien communications.

Be grateful it's a site. Usually Megi gets those communications directly in the probe the space aliens put into his.... um.... brain. :rolleyes:

[Rockntractor]

Be grateful it's a site. Usually Megi gets those communications directly in the probe the space aliens put into his.... um.... brain. :rolleyes:

Where do they put this probe? I have had mild headaches lately. Maybe it won't be drones. They will summon us and we will bring them in voluntarily. I must lock them up and throw away the key so I can't hand them in!

[linda22003]

Sometimes the probes can cause headaches. Sometimes, as Cartman discovered, they're put elsewhere.

http://www-users.cs.york.ac.uk/~mblythe/ECD_files/image8711.jpg

[Gingersnap]

Where do they put this probe? I have had mild headaches lately. Maybe it won't be drones. They will summon us and we will bring them in voluntarily. I must lock them up and throw away the key so I can't hand them in!

Dude! Send them to me. Everybody knows that redheads are immune to space alien influence (and we're naturally talented shooters, to boot). I'll keep your firearms safe until the crisis is past and then send them back you.

Assuming you're still human, of course. :p

[Rockntractor]

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[Rockntractor]

Dude! Send them to me. Everybody knows that redheads are immune to space alien influence (and we're naturally talented shooters, to boot). I'll keep your firearms safe until the crisis is past and then send them back you.

Assuming you're still human, of course. :p

That storm may have been a cleverly devised diversion. You may have been replaced by a hot red headed droid. How do we know it's really you. Hmmmm!

[PoliCon]

Be grateful it's a site. Usually Megi gets those communications directly in the probe the space aliens put into his.... um.... brain. :rolleyes:

:eek: ooooooooooOOOOOOOOOooooooo so that explains it! But how did they manage to get access? It's usually so firmly implanted in his own ass and all ;)

[linda22003]

Okay, I guess we have consensus here. We have tiny doubts about the veracity of Megi's story. :rolleyes:

[PoliCon]

Okay, I guess we have consensus here. We have tiny doubts about the veracity of Megi's story. :rolleyes:

well I was willing to shed my disbelief - but when I was reading and clicking on links and all the best links were dead or non-existent . . . well I started to have doubts . . . .;)

[Gingersnap]

That storm may have been a cleverly devised diversion. You may have been replaced by a hot red headed droid. How do we know it's really you. Hmmmm!

Well, I could delete all your posts as show of good faith. :D

[Rockntractor]

Okay, I guess we have consensus here. We have tiny doubts about the veracity of Megi's story. :rolleyes:

Only this story. Mr moo is normally very reliable.

[marv]

Okay, I guess we have consensus here. We have tiny doubts about the veracity of Megi's story. :rolleyes:

Only this story. Mr moo is normally very reliable.

I agree, and I respect him...

[linda22003]

Only this story. Mr moo is normally very reliable.

He's totally reliable about obsessive/compulsive cut and paste of stories from Free Republic, but that's about it.

[Gingersnap]

He's totally reliable about obsessive/compulsive cut and paste of stories from Free Republic, but that's about it.

Oh, please. Moo often bring over stories of general interest to everyone. That Vanity Fair piece today about Harvard, for instance.

I'm sure that for every hard-hitting news piece I post, I've also posted about a dozen dog pics, penis stories, or quizzes. ;)

[Rockntractor]

He's totally reliable about obsessive/compulsive cut and paste of stories from Free Republic, but that's about it.

Be nice or I will feed you to my death worm who will turn you into electricity to power my computor!

[NJCardFan]

Uh.....before you put too much stock in the fourwinds10.com site, check out their Mission Statement (http://www.fourwinds10.com/siterun_static/general/our_mission.php)...

Beat me too it. 4 Winds is akin to the Weekly World News.

[linda22003]

Oh, please. Moo often bring over stories of general interest to everyone. That Vanity Fair piece today about Harvard, for instance.

That came verbatim from FR too. Please, you think Megi browses Vanity Fair for stories of interest? I suppose he subscribes to the Paris Review as well? :p

[linda22003]

Beat me too it. 4 Winds is akin to the Weekly World News.

At least the Weekly World News has bat boy! :D

[Rockntractor]

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