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megimoo
08-15-2009, 11:15 PM
Man Accused Of Attacking Daughter With Pizza

GAINESVILLE, Fla. -- A man was arrested and charged with attacking his own daughter with a piece of pizza. Deputies say the 38-year-old father got into an argument with his daughter in Gainesville Friday. The man had asked his daughter to get off her computer. When she would not, he began verbally attacking her, according to deputies.

The daughter called 911 when her father threw a piece of pizza that hit her in the back of the neck. The suspect was arrested and charged with felony child abuse. Deputies are not releasing the girl's age or the names of either...

http://www.wftv.com/news/20414479/detail.html

Shannon
08-15-2009, 11:22 PM
He was arrested for throwing a piece of pizza at the back of her neck? My mother would have been locked up for life if we had called 911 every time she threw something at us!

megimoo
08-15-2009, 11:27 PM
He was arrested for throwing a piece of pizza at the back of her neck? My mother would have been locked up for life if we had called 911 every time she threw something at us!They didn't have 911 when you were a kid !

Teetop
08-16-2009, 12:49 AM
He was arrested for throwing a piece of pizza at the back of her neck? My mother would have been locked up for life if we had called 911 every time she threw something at us!

Like rockn....hair brushes....

Not to mention fly-swatters, ash trays, etc.! Anything close to mom at the time????

My mom would be in prison for life also! :confused:

I survived.:cool:

Rockntractor
08-16-2009, 01:03 AM
Like rockn....hair brushes....

Not to mention fly-swatters, ash trays, etc.! Anything close to mom at the time????

My mom would be in prison for life also! :confused:

I survived.:cool:

Ash trays really sucked too!

PoliCon
08-16-2009, 01:06 AM
They didn't have 911 when you were a kid !


I'm not sure they even had PHONES!!:eek:

Shannon
08-16-2009, 01:18 AM
I'm not sure they even had PHONES!!:eek:

I'm only going to say this one more time for all of you old people. I AM NOT THAT OLD!


And yes, mom threw whatever was closest to her at the time. We caught on fairly quickly though and learned to duck and run.

Rockntractor
08-16-2009, 01:19 AM
I'm only going to say this one more time for all of you old people. I AM NOT THAT OLD!


And yes, mom threw whatever was closest to her at the time. We caught on fairly quickly though and learned to duck and run.

Your 34 almost jailbait!

rjleonard1
08-16-2009, 03:11 AM
in an unrelated story, another florida girl killed her grandfather because he threw her glass of milk down the kitchen drain. stabbed him in the neck

megimoo
08-16-2009, 09:57 AM
I'm only going to say this one more time for all of you old people. I AM NOT THAT OLD!

And yes, mom threw whatever was closest to her at the time. We caught on fairly quickly though and learned to duck and run.
Answer the question ? 911 ?T.V.'S ?

Bubba Dawg
08-16-2009, 12:49 PM
I'm only going to say this one more time for all of you old people. I AM NOT THAT OLD!


And yes, mom threw whatever was closest to her at the time. We caught on fairly quickly though and learned to duck and run.

Yeah but did they have hand-tossed pizza back then? :p

Bubba Dawg
08-16-2009, 01:21 PM
in an unrelated story, another florida girl killed her grandfather because he threw her glass of milk down the kitchen drain. stabbed him in the neck

Dude, that story was too sad to post here. We're not the type of board to cry over spilled milk......:p:D

PoliCon
08-16-2009, 03:07 PM
I'm only going to say this one more time for all of you old people. I AM NOT THAT OLD!


And yes, mom threw whatever was closest to her at the time. We caught on fairly quickly though and learned to duck and run.

Thou doest protest too much! :p

rjleonard1
08-16-2009, 08:42 PM
probably the only kind they did have - i'm just sayin'

rjleonard1
08-16-2009, 08:42 PM
someone was crying?

hmmm, i guess i missed that part of the story

noonwitch
08-17-2009, 01:09 PM
He was arrested for throwing a piece of pizza at the back of her neck? My mother would have been locked up for life if we had called 911 every time she threw something at us!


My mom beat my little sister on a daily basis with a wooden spoon. My parents left us alone after school, and all day in the summer, when my older brother was only 10.

The dad on this one should go to court and state that at least no one can ever say he never fed the brat.

linda22003
08-17-2009, 01:43 PM
I can't imagine a parent THROWING anything at a child. :(

Shannon
08-17-2009, 02:08 PM
I can't imagine a parent THROWING anything at a child. :(

That's because you don't have any.

lacarnut
08-17-2009, 02:13 PM
I can't imagine a parent THROWING anything at a child. :(

My parents never threw anything at me. Whippings and Castor oil was another story.

Shannon
08-17-2009, 03:03 PM
The dad on this one should go to court and state that at least no one can ever say he never fed the brat.

OMG! I would never have expected that from you. That's great!:D

megimoo
08-17-2009, 03:06 PM
That's because you don't have any.Parents or children ?

linda22003
08-17-2009, 04:18 PM
Of course I had parents, and they knew how to control themselves.

Shannon
08-17-2009, 04:23 PM
Of course I had parents, and they knew how to control themselves.

You were adopted. Adoptive parents don't count.:p

linda22003
08-17-2009, 04:59 PM
You were adopted. Adoptive parents don't count.:p

Right. All that school tuition, all those bedtime stories, the new bikes and piano, hte birthday parties. all the cuddling.... none of that matters if my parents didn't 'meet' me until I was two months old! :o

PoliCon
08-17-2009, 05:07 PM
Right. All that school tuition, all those bedtime stories, the new bikes and piano, hte birthday parties. all the cuddling.... none of that matters if my parents didn't 'meet' me until I was two months old! :o

No silly - she means that adoptive parents tend to be more Ward and June and less Rosanne and Dan. Get it?

rjleonard1
08-17-2009, 10:52 PM
That's because you don't have any.

hmmm, experience in this realm, eh?? lol

Teetop
08-17-2009, 11:48 PM
hmmm, experience in this realm, eh?? lol

Shannon ate her parents and her siblings. :D

rjleonard1
08-18-2009, 12:13 AM
Shannon ate her parents and her siblings. :D

i know she sez she's a meanie - but come on - how mean can she be, my gosh, she's smokin' somethin' and holdin' a jug. can't be that bad, lol

besides, i like the way she thinks!

PoliCon
08-18-2009, 12:19 AM
i know she sez she's a meanie - but come on - how mean can she be, my gosh, she's smokin' somethin' and holdin' a jug. can't be that bad, lol

besides, i like the way she thinks!

wanna know a seekrit? she's a big softy!:D

rjleonard1
08-18-2009, 12:21 AM
hehehe, well, now, i don't think i know her that well, lol

Rockntractor
08-18-2009, 12:23 AM
wanna know a seekrit? she's a big softy!:D

We will see when your luck goes straight to hell now!

Shannon
08-18-2009, 09:38 AM
wanna know a seekrit? she's a big softy!:D

Did you just call me fat?

megimoo
08-18-2009, 09:40 AM
Did you just call me fat?

DID HE SAY BIG ???

rjleonard1
08-18-2009, 12:40 PM
Did you just call me fat?

i think he said, and i paraphrase here, that you are a generous marshmellow, or something like that

rjleonard1
08-18-2009, 12:41 PM
DID HE SAY BIG ???

well, he didn't say 'huge'

PoliCon
08-19-2009, 12:08 AM
she's a huge squishy softy.

Rockntractor
08-19-2009, 12:22 AM
she's a huge squishy softy.

With stylish shoes!

PoliCon
08-19-2009, 01:02 AM
With stylish shoes!

and big hair. I always picture her with big hair. . . I'm certain she has big hair.

Rockntractor
08-19-2009, 01:06 AM
and big hair. I always picture her with big hair. . . I'm certain she has big hair.

You mean like Bundy hair?

PoliCon
08-19-2009, 01:21 AM
You mean like Bundy hair?

not quite that big . . . . I picture her as a Sybil Fawlty kinda character . . . :cool:

Rockntractor
08-19-2009, 01:24 AM
http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/galleries/coronation-street-famous-faces/13/mainImage.jpg

PoliCon
08-19-2009, 02:00 AM
http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/galleries/coronation-street-famous-faces/13/mainImage.jpg

yup! That's her!

Rockntractor
08-19-2009, 02:01 AM
yup! That's her!

You do realize we are both dog meat?

PoliCon
08-19-2009, 02:10 AM
You do realize we are both dog meat?

Why? Sybil is so completely her! soft and gooey with a crunch center!

Rockntractor
08-19-2009, 02:20 AM
Why? Sybil is so completely her! soft and gooey with a crunch center!

I think I'll wear a cross tomorrow!

PoliCon
08-19-2009, 02:26 AM
I think I'll wear a cross tommarow!

well you do that - but wear one TOMORROW too :p

Rockntractor
08-19-2009, 02:46 AM
well you do that - but wear one TOMORROW too :p

OK spell check installed.

rjleonard1
08-19-2009, 02:18 PM
wow - musta led a tough life - my gosh, she's only 34, right?

i'm just sayin'

Rockntractor
08-19-2009, 09:45 PM
Boy we are lucky she didn't see this!:D

Shannon
08-19-2009, 09:50 PM
Boy we are lucky she didn't see this!:D

I haven't had "big hair" since I was 18. I really don't know what character y'all are talking about and I hope you have really good home insurance .I'm torn between a flood or a tornado.

PoliCon
08-19-2009, 10:52 PM
I haven't had "big hair" since I was 18. I really don't know what character y'all are talking about and I hope you have really good home insurance .I'm torn between a flood or a tornado.

You've never seen Fawlty Towers?? It's pure Comedy GENIUS! It's the brainchild of John Cleese of Monty Python fame.

linda22003
08-20-2009, 10:25 AM
You've never seen Fawlty Towers?? It's pure Comedy GENIUS! It's the brainchild of John Cleese of Monty Python fame.

Have you ever noticed how they rearrange the letters on the sign at the beginning of every episode? It's amazing what they come up with, sometimes with a letter added or taken away. "Flowery Twats" and "Warty Towels" are two I particularly remember.

Shannon
08-20-2009, 10:31 AM
You've never seen Fawlty Towers?? It's pure Comedy GENIUS! It's the brainchild of John Cleese of Monty Python fame.

I have never seen the show but Linda's response about it kinda scares me.:eek:

linda22003
08-20-2009, 10:41 AM
There are scenes from it on YouTube; it's always a safe way to sample.

Shannon
08-20-2009, 10:45 AM
There are scenes from it on YouTube; it's always a safe way to sample.

I'm not allowed to go on YouTube anymore.:( Our home computer caught a bad virus that we had to spend money to fix and my husband is convinced that it was from YouTube.

PoliCon
08-20-2009, 08:13 PM
Have you ever noticed how they rearrange the letters on the sign at the beginning of every episode? It's amazing what they come up with, sometimes with a letter added or taken away. "Flowery Twats" and "Warty Towels" are two I particularly remember.

What's really funny is that there are only 12 episodes - and those 12 have had a bigger impact on TV than shows with runs of 100 or more episodes.

PoliCon
08-20-2009, 08:15 PM
I have never seen the show but Linda's response about it kinda scares me.:eek:

well if you can't do youtube - http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4047986661439011241&ei=09iNStvELJXnlQf934zSDQ&q=fawlty+towers