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BadCat
08-20-2009, 08:50 PM
What do you use?

Bubba Dawg
08-20-2009, 08:53 PM
I have a powder blue leisure suit that seems to work reliably.

patriot45
08-20-2009, 08:55 PM
What do you use?

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/271.jpg

BadCat
08-20-2009, 08:56 PM
http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i230/patriot45270/271.jpg

That would be the last choice in the poll, same for the blue leisure suit.

patriot45
08-20-2009, 08:57 PM
I went too fast, didn't see the poll! :D

Bubba Dawg
08-20-2009, 08:57 PM
Okay, when I posted the Pole wasn't up yet.

Guess that's premature articulation. :o

patriot45
08-20-2009, 08:59 PM
Okay, when I posted the Pole wasn't up yet.

Guess that's premature articulation. :o

Whoa! We gotta take something for that! :p

Bubba Dawg
08-20-2009, 09:01 PM
Whoa! We gotta take something for that! :p

It's not a problem if I wear the leisure suit.....

patriot45
08-20-2009, 09:02 PM
At this point I went with age. I'm done with kids ! I am getting infested with grandkids now!

Crystal Wizard
08-20-2009, 10:33 PM
God, I'm glad I didn't start this thread. I'd be accused of all sorts of awful things. :D

PoliCon
08-20-2009, 10:49 PM
You left out "unable to have children"

patriot45
08-20-2009, 10:49 PM
Age is right behind surgery!

Jumpy
08-20-2009, 10:53 PM
Okay, I will play.. rhythm. :D I expect the age factor (47), helps my odds.

PoliCon
08-20-2009, 10:53 PM
Age is right behind surgery!

Has nothing to do with age or surgery.

patriot45
08-20-2009, 10:55 PM
Has nothing to do with age or surgery.

Damn your smart! You got brains you ain't even used yet! Both have the most to do with it.

patriot45
08-20-2009, 10:56 PM
Do you play chess?

PoliCon
08-20-2009, 10:56 PM
EGADS talk about THICK.

I'm not able to have children. PERIOD. It has nothing to do with age or surgery. GET IT???

patriot45
08-20-2009, 11:00 PM
EGADS talk about THICK.

I'm not able to have children. PERIOD. It has nothing to do with age or surgery. GET IT???

Your an old guy that had surgery!?!:D

There are options. It ain't over.

Lars1701a
08-20-2009, 11:51 PM
God, I'm glad I didn't start this thread. I'd be accused of all sorts of awful things. :D

Well I guess you have to use condoms being the whores you buy force you to wear one.

Lars1701a
08-20-2009, 11:52 PM
EGADS talk about THICK.

I'm not able to have children. PERIOD. It has nothing to do with age or surgery. GET IT???

And we thank God everday.....

stsinner
08-21-2009, 12:00 AM
EGADS talk about THICK.

I'm not able to have children. PERIOD. It has nothing to do with age or surgery. GET IT???

Thank God! They'd be so color blind they couldn't read the results of this poll....

BadCat
08-21-2009, 12:09 AM
This thread has degenerated in ways that not even I imagined.


Keep up the good work.

FlaGator
08-21-2009, 07:17 AM
This thread has degenerated in ways that not even I imagined.


Keep up the good work.

Isn't that the way things usually work around here? Completing philosophies dying for competition.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 08:59 AM
Well I guess you have to use condoms being the whores you buy force you to wear one.

Ah, the wisdom of the pizza delivery boy.

linda22003
08-21-2009, 09:13 AM
At various points of my life, I've used any one of five of the methods listed above. Fighting fertility has been a long battle in my life! :p

Defiant1
08-21-2009, 09:22 AM
What do you use?

You didn't include abortion as a choice. The moonbats don't know how to answer.

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 10:42 AM
Ah, the wisdom of the pizza delivery boy.

You still have not answered me but when you approach a whore what kind of lingo do you use?

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 10:43 AM
At various points of my life, I've used any one of five of the methods listed above. Fighting fertility has been a long battle in my life! :p

To which we thank you for fighting the good fight. :D

linda22003
08-21-2009, 10:46 AM
To which we thank you for fighting the good fight. :D

Believe me, it's been best for everyone. :p

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 10:51 AM
Believe me, it's been best for everyone. :p

Joking aside when you are on your deathbed and look back at your life having had no kids is it all going to be worth it?

linda22003
08-21-2009, 11:00 AM
Joking aside when you are on your deathbed and look back at your life having had no kids is it all going to be worth it?

That's a decision we all have to make for ourselves, and have to be allowed to make for ourselves. There are plenty of parents out there who only had kids at their deathbeds to make sure the oldsters were dead, so having kids is no guarantee of happiness.

I never envisioned myself as a mother, so I have no concept of missing it. I have godchildren and nieces and a nephew who are very nice. I guess I would turn the question back to you and say, why do you think having children is the only thing that makes life "worth it"?

Gingersnap
08-21-2009, 11:05 AM
Joking aside when you are on your deathbed and look back at your life having had no kids is it all going to be worth it?

Quite a lot of people either elect not to have kids or simply can't have them (I can't). Trust me, we've all made the mental adjustment to our respective fates and we don't spend any time fantasizing about other options. You know why?

Because if we'd wanted to, we'd have exercised those other options. :rolleyes:

Rockntractor
08-21-2009, 11:09 AM
Children are evil!

Shannon
08-21-2009, 11:18 AM
Children are evil!

Agreed.

linda22003
08-21-2009, 11:28 AM
Quite a lot of people either elect not to have kids or simply can't have them (I can't). Trust me, we've all made the mental adjustment to our respective fates and we don't spend any time fantasizing about other options.

He knows that. He just wants to jerk my chain about the "regrets" I'll have when I leave this mortal coil. I notice he doesn't do that to you. ;)

Phillygirl
08-21-2009, 11:32 AM
He knows that. He just wants to jerk my chain about the "regrets" I'll have when I leave this mortal coil. I notice he doesn't do that to you. ;)

I've always been amazed at the judgments people make about those who either don't have children, or who have "too many" (all within one roof, with a mommy and a daddy).

Kids aren't for everybody. So what.

Shannon
08-21-2009, 11:41 AM
He knows that. He just wants to jerk my chain about the "regrets" I'll have when I leave this mortal coil. I notice he doesn't do that to you. ;)

I thnik you will regret all those vacations you were able to take.

Rockntractor
08-21-2009, 11:54 AM
I thnik you will regret all those vacations you were able to take.

And the kitchen table sex!

BadCat
08-21-2009, 11:58 AM
And the kitchen table sex!

Sex in general.

Women with kids are NO FUN.

Gingersnap
08-21-2009, 12:04 PM
He knows that. He just wants to jerk my chain about the "regrets" I'll have when I leave this mortal coil. I notice he doesn't do that to you. ;)

Because I wield the Sword of Righteous Fury and he well knows it. :D

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 12:06 PM
You still have not answered me but when you approach a whore what kind of lingo do you use?

I don't know as I haven't thought about it. But certainly I use better "lingo" than I do with the pizza delivery boy.

linda22003
08-21-2009, 12:12 PM
Because I wield the Sword of Righteous Fury and he well knows it. :D

Can I borrow the Switchblade of Mild Annoyance? That should be sufficient in this case.

Gingersnap
08-21-2009, 12:12 PM
I don't know as I haven't thought about it. But certainly I use better "lingo" than I do with the pizza delivery boy.

I'll bet you tip better, too. :p

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 12:14 PM
I'll bet you tip better, too. :p

Na he is prolly a cheap bastard. :o

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 12:16 PM
He knows that. He just wants to jerk my chain about the "regrets" I'll have when I leave this mortal coil. I notice he doesn't do that to you. ;)

No I am very serious and I didnt know Snap could not have children. There is a difference between not being able to have kids and choosing not to have them.

stsinner
08-21-2009, 12:17 PM
You left out the most obvious form of birth control-the back door... :eek:

linda22003
08-21-2009, 12:25 PM
No I am very serious and I didnt know Snap could not have children. There is a difference between not being able to have kids and choosing not to have them.

What's the difference? Someone who can't have kids gets sympathy and someone who chooses it doesn't meet YOUR standards of what is right? :p

BadCat
08-21-2009, 12:27 PM
You left out the most obvious form of birth control-the back door... :eek:

I decided it was best to leave that one out.

Some people here get rather "excited" over that one.

You can pick which way "excited" goes.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 12:55 PM
I'll bet you tip better, too. :p

Much better! I'm not a big fan of pizza. :D

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 01:45 PM
I decided it was best to leave that one out.

Some people here get rather "excited" over that one.

You can pick which way "excited" goes.


I bet CW loves butt secks but as the receiver :D

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 01:48 PM
What's the difference? Someone who can't have kids gets sympathy and someone who chooses it doesn't meet YOUR standards of what is right? :p

Well the Difference is someone who cant but wants too has my sympathy and those who choose not too has no need for it.


My point oh obtuse one is: when you are on your deathbed surrounded by your toys and money but no family will you have any regrets?

linda22003
08-21-2009, 01:51 PM
My point oh obtuse one is: when you are on your deathbed surrounded by your toys and money but no family will you have any regrets?

You desperately want to believe I will. For some reason it's important to you that I will have "wasted" my life and will be alone. I have wonderful extended family and I plan to be there for them if needed, as they will be for me if needed.

Oh, how many children do you have, Lars?

Rockntractor
08-21-2009, 01:55 PM
You left out the most obvious form of birth control-the back door... :eek:

Oh crap!

BSR
08-21-2009, 03:32 PM
I didn't see "Spray and Pray" on the list.... :cool:

RobJohnson
08-21-2009, 03:40 PM
EGADS talk about THICK.

I'm not able to have children. PERIOD. It has nothing to do with age or surgery. GET IT???

That sucks, sorry.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 03:42 PM
I bet CW loves butt secks but as the receiver :D

I thought you and your PA butt buddy had the corner on that market on this board.

RobJohnson
08-21-2009, 03:43 PM
I've always been amazed at the judgments people make about those who either don't have children, or who have "too many" (all within one roof, with a mommy and a daddy).

Kids aren't for everybody. So what.

Well said.

RobJohnson
08-21-2009, 03:47 PM
Well the Difference is someone who cant but wants too has my sympathy and those who choose not too has no need for it.


My point oh obtuse one is: when you are on your deathbed surrounded by your toys and money but no family will you have any regrets?

She has family, did you not read her post?

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 03:49 PM
I thought you and your PA butt buddy had the corner on that market on this board.

Poli wishes he could but I rebuff his advances

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 03:51 PM
You desperately want to believe I will. For some reason it's important to you that I will have "wasted" my life and will be alone. I have wonderful extended family and I plan to be there for them if needed, as they will be for me if needed.

Oh, how many children do you have, Lars?




No I really dont care if you live or die to tell you the truth. I am just asking people who choose not to have kids (not ones who cant have them) if it is all worth it.


I dont have any at the moment, waiting for that special someone.

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 03:52 PM
Oh crap!

In more ways then one.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 03:57 PM
Poli wishes he could but I rebuff his advances

Somehow I doubt that.

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 03:59 PM
Somehow I doubt that.

Man you're so witty......NOT :cool:


Please go drink a 5th of whiskey and drive off a cliff. :p

RobJohnson
08-21-2009, 04:02 PM
No I really dont care if you live or die to tell you the truth. I am just asking people who choose not to have kids (not ones who cant have them) if it is all worth it.


I dont have any at the moment, waiting for that special someone.


It really gets old watching you attack people like you do, why so hateful? Maybe you should jack off or something?

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 04:02 PM
Man you're so witty......NOT :cool:


Please go drink a 5th of whiskey and drive off a cliff. :p

Not today. However, if you deliver my pizza hot, I'll make sure to give you a nice tip.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 04:04 PM
It really gets old watching you attack people like you do, why so hateful? Maybe you should jack off or something?

Or, maybe he can get together with his buddy. He's clearly such a loser that he needs one or the other. After all, how much can you make in the pizza delivery business?

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:05 PM
It really gets old watching you attack people like you do, why so hateful? Maybe you should jack off or something?

Not hate just indifference.

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:06 PM
Not today. However, if you deliver my pizza hot, I'll make sure to give you a nice tip.

Well get right on that cliff thing for me ASAP?

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:08 PM
Or, maybe he can get together with his buddy. He's clearly such a loser that he needs one or the other. After all, how much can you make in the pizza delivery business?

Prolly more then you earn.

RobJohnson
08-21-2009, 04:13 PM
Or, maybe he can get together with his buddy. He's clearly such a loser that he needs one or the other. After all, how much can you make in the pizza delivery business?

Pappa Johns claims that you can make $18 an hour, but they sure do have alot of turnover!

RobJohnson
08-21-2009, 04:20 PM
You left out the most obvious form of birth control-the back door... :eek:

That's a good way to end up with corn on the knob.

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:20 PM
Pappa Johns claims that you can make $18 an hour, but they sure do have alot of turnover!

Well you and Watertoilet can share a pizza and a ghey session together, I am pretty sure toilet boy will approve as long as he pays you being that he cant relate to someone without cash changing hands. :p

RobJohnson
08-21-2009, 04:21 PM
Well you and Watertoilet can share a pizza and a ghey session together, I am pretty sure toilet boy will approve as long as he pays you being that he cant relate to someone without cash changing hands. :p

Why do you always have thoughts of gay sex on the brain?

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:23 PM
Why do you always have thoughts of gay sex on the brain?

Toiletboy brought it up :)

linda22003
08-21-2009, 04:32 PM
No I really dont care if you live or die to tell you the truth. I am just asking people who choose not to have kids (not ones who cant have them) if it is all worth it.


I dont have any at the moment, waiting for that special someone.

So at the moment you have a good chance of dying alone, too. :)

Gingersnap
08-21-2009, 04:33 PM
Guys - knock it off. Now you're all starting to sound gay and we only have the one lesbo thread going. :p

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:34 PM
So at the moment you have a good chance of dying alone, too. :)

You are not promised tomorrow sweetcheeks. :)


If you have the guts you can answer if its worth it or not?

linda22003
08-21-2009, 04:38 PM
You are not promised tomorrow sweetcheeks. :)
If you have the guts you can answer if its worth it or not?

Why do you keep yapping the same question over and over? I have answered it. If I had wanted children I would have had them. I did not want children. I have never regretted that decision. I do not anticipate regretting that decision in the future, because I am not in the habit of second-guessing decisions that have long since been made.

Why is that difficult to understand? To make it so clear that even you can understand it, yes, my life has been worth living the way I chose to live it.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 04:39 PM
Prolly more then you earn.

hahahahahahaha. You are funny, little man.

linda22003
08-21-2009, 04:40 PM
hahahahahahaha. You are funny, little man.

So is his spelling of "probably". :rolleyes:

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 04:42 PM
Pappa Johns claims that you can make $18 an hour, but they sure do have alot of turnover!

$18/hr is $36,000/year, assuming a 2000 hour year (which means no vacation and few holidays). I spend significantly more than that on scotch and women per year.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 04:43 PM
Guys - knock it off. Now you're all starting to sound gay and we only have the one lesbo thread going. :p

Where? Where? :D

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:44 PM
hahahahahahaha. You are funny, little man.

hahahahahaha I am thanks :) Coming from a guy that repeatedly gets booted from a site and still comes back. You are the little man that needs the attention from this place to go on.

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:46 PM
$18/hr is $36,000/year, assuming a 2000 hour year (which means no vacation and few holidays). I spend significantly more than that on scotch and women per year.

hahahahahahah ya sure you do :rolleyes: Proof or shut up.


If you are telling the truth are you that pathetic you have to pay women for company?

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:47 PM
So is his spelling of "probably". :rolleyes:

You are like Pavlov's dog, I am pretty sure you can tell I misspelled that on purpose? Please tell me you can tell?

BSR
08-21-2009, 04:48 PM
I would love to see a birth control poll go straight to the dome, lets make this happen people...



Shit, fuck, asshole, motherfuck... I want to murder you all.


To the dome we go !!! :D

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 04:48 PM
hahahahahaha I am thanks :) Coming from a guy that repeatedly gets booted from a site and still comes back. You are the little man that needs the attention from this place to go on.

Paraphrasing Tommy Crown (Steve McQueen, not Pierce Brosnan) . "What else is there to do on a Friday afternoon?" Besides, despite popular (and uninformed) opinion, I have a few friends around here with whom I enjoy chatting.

Now, aren't your pizzas getting cold. Gotta move it for that extra buck tip, don't you?

linda22003
08-21-2009, 04:49 PM
You are like Pavlov's dog, I am pretty sure you can tell I misspelled that on purpose? Please tell me you can tell?

I have no such confidence when it comes to some of our members.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 04:50 PM
I have no such confidence when it comes to some of our members.

Particularly not this one.

linda22003
08-21-2009, 04:50 PM
I would love to see a birth control poll go straight to the dome, lets make this happen people...



Shit, fuck, asshole, motherfuck... I want to murder you all.


To the dome we go !!! :D

You got your hands on more of that "Mickey's" stuff, didn't you? :p:D

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 04:50 PM
I would love to see a birth control poll go straight to the dome, lets make this happen people...



Shit, fuck, asshole, motherfuck... I want to murder you all.


To the dome we go !!! :D

Hey! You're starting to sound just like an Aussie! :D

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 04:51 PM
Paraphrasing Tommy Crown (Steve McQueen, not Pierce Brosnan) . "What else is there to do on a Friday afternoon?" Besides, despite popular (and uninformed) opinion, I have a few friends around here with whom I enjoy chatting.

Now, aren't your pizzas getting cold. Gotta move it for that extra buck tip, don't you?

No the pizzas can wait, I really want to know why anyone as accomplished as you has to pay women for sex?? are you fat and old? A large inferiority complex? a small ween? please enlighten me.


On edit: you have friends here? You need to come to a board again and again for friends?

BSR
08-21-2009, 04:55 PM
Hey! You're starting to sound just like an Aussie! :D

Come on, how epic would it be for a poll about birth control to go straight to the dome...


"Rhythm method is better, shitface"


"Fuck you asshat, pump and pull rocks!!!"

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 04:56 PM
No the pizzas can wait, I really want to know why anyone as accomplished as you has to pay women for sex?? are you fat and old? A large inferiority complex? a small ween? please enlighten me.

Now is neither the time nor the place to instruct someone who probably hasn't been out of Smallville in his life as to the rigors and requirements of travelling to a different city (or country) every week. Besides, the board management frowns upon such discussions and I'm attempting to be on my best behaviour (well, it is what it is :D).

I would refer you to a chart I once posted, but I'm not sure if it still exists on this board anymore. The chart explains how everyone pays for sex, only in different ways.

Gingersnap
08-21-2009, 04:57 PM
Why can't any of you guys just call each other out in a separate Dome thread like normal people? :confused:

BSR
08-21-2009, 04:59 PM
Why can't any of you guys just call each other out in a separate Dome thread like normal people? :confused:



I said pump and pull rocks !!! :mad:

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 05:03 PM
Now is neither the time nor the place to instruct someone who probably hasn't been out of Smallville in his life as to the rigors and requirements of travelling to a different city (or country) every week. Besides, the board management frowns upon such discussions and I'm attempting to be on my best behaviour (well, it is what it is :D).

I would refer you to a chart I once posted, but I'm not sure if it still exists on this board anymore. The chart explains how everyone pays for sex, only in different ways.

Pal I prolly have been to more cities in this fair land then you have. I have logged nearly a million miles driving trucks.


Do you really look at having sex with anyone as "paying for it"? Funny when I love someone I dont think I am paying for it. :confused: or is this some cute way you look at it?

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 05:05 PM
Now is neither the time nor the place to instruct someone who probably hasn't been out of Smallville in his life as to the rigors and requirements of travelling to a different city (or country) every week. Besides, the board management frowns upon such discussions and I'm attempting to be on my best behaviour (well, it is what it is :D).

I would refer you to a chart I once posted, but I'm not sure if it still exists on this board anymore. The chart explains how everyone pays for sex, only in different ways.

Well you can always send me a PM explaining it to me?

BSR
08-21-2009, 05:08 PM
Why can't any of you guys just call each other out in a separate Dome thread like normal people? :confused:


Happy now? :mad:

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 05:11 PM
Why can't any of you guys just call each other out in a separate Dome thread like normal people? :confused:

Because when I beat the hell out of someone in the Dome it's me that gets into trouble. :confused: :D

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 05:14 PM
Because when I beat the hell out of someone in the Dome it's me that gets into trouble. :confused: :D

Pal the only thing you beat is your meat with a bottle of thunderbird next to you.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 05:22 PM
Pal the only thing you beat is your meat with a bottle of thunderbird next to you.

What's "thunderbird?"

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 05:26 PM
Pal I prolly have been to more cities in this fair land then you have. I have logged nearly a million miles driving trucks.


Do you really look at having sex with anyone as "paying for it"? Funny when I love someone I dont think I am paying for it. :confused: or is this some cute way you look at it?

Driving a pizza delivery truck and staying in Motel 6's is not my idea oif exploring "this fair land."

Shannon
08-21-2009, 05:26 PM
What's "thunderbird?"

Rotgut.

Mickey's and Thunderbird! I feel like I'm back in Tacoma.:p

Gingersnap
08-21-2009, 05:30 PM
Rotgut.

Mickey's and Thunderbird! I feel like I'm back in Tacoma.:p

Bum booze! :D

Molon Labe
08-21-2009, 05:30 PM
Where's NOTHING! :)

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 05:30 PM
What's "thunderbird?"



You prolly call it "the life sustaining drink"

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 05:31 PM
Jesus, look at how many people jumped into this thread at the mention of thunderbird? makes you wonder.

BSR
08-21-2009, 05:32 PM
Rotgut.

Mickey's and Thunderbird! I feel like I'm back in Tacoma.:p




I'm up in Tacoma north... Everett.... :D

Lars1701a
08-21-2009, 05:35 PM
Driving a pizza delivery truck and staying in Motel 6's is not my idea oif exploring "this fair land."


So do you think "you are paying for it" when you have sex with a women/man that you love? :confused:


If you do thats pretty sad, you have my pity.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 05:57 PM
Bum booze! :D

How very appropriate.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 05:59 PM
You prolly call it "the life sustaining drink"

No. Whiskey, Scottish gaellic "uisge beatha," is the water of life.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 06:00 PM
So do you think "you are paying for it" when you have sex with a women/man that you love? :confused:


If you do thats pretty sad, you have my pity.

I've never had sex with a man, so you'll have to tell me. As to the other, "yes."

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 06:21 PM
In reference to the original premise of this thread, I find the results quite surprising. The two leading methods are "age" and "surgery." Does that surprise anyone else? :confused:

BadCat
08-21-2009, 07:08 PM
In reference to the original premise of this thread, I find the results quite surprising. The two leading methods are "age" and "surgery." Does that surprise anyone else? :confused:

Not as much as the people who use withdrawal.

We have a name for them...parents.

Crystal Wizard
08-21-2009, 07:28 PM
Not as much as the people who use withdrawal.

We have a name for them...parents.

That too. But before this I had assumed that most people either used the pill (although I understand it's not as popular as it was in the 70s) or condoms. Very enlightening.

enslaved1
08-21-2009, 08:27 PM
Wow, I wish I had got in here before the whole thread got severely jacked. My vote is surgery, not by choice, but because my wife had a lot of stuff going on her reproductive organs that required them getting removed. But we managed to pop out three of the most adorable children in the whole wide world, and mine from before the first marriage makes a total of four kids in the house, so, even if necessity didn't dictate that surgery, something would likely be clipped by now anyway.

To the other on topic discussion going on, I have no qualms with anyone choosing not to have kids. They are a huge responsibility, and parenthood is not a decision to be taken lightly. As long as contraception of choice isn't "Oops, back to the clinic again", if a person doesn't want children, more power to them. Some of us have more than made up the slack.

Gingersnap
08-21-2009, 10:59 PM
Not as much as the people who use withdrawal.

We have a name for them...parents.

I wonder how much this poll is slanted is by the lack of females on CU? My impression is that women pretty much dictate the contraceptive usage angle. If a gal has it handled, do the guys really pay much attention to the method (other than condoms)?

Rockntractor
08-21-2009, 11:01 PM
I wonder how much this poll is slanted is by the lack of females on CU? My impression is that women pretty much dictate the contraceptive usage angle. If a gal has it handled, do the guys really pay much attention to the method (other than condoms)?

I don't see no lack of womans on here!

RobJohnson
08-22-2009, 03:19 AM
$18/hr is $36,000/year, assuming a 2000 hour year (which means no vacation and few holidays). I spend significantly more than that on scotch and women per year.

You must be rich.

Rockntractor
08-22-2009, 03:21 AM
You must be rich.

He would have us think that!

linda22003
08-22-2009, 07:42 AM
That too. But before this I had assumed that most people either used the pill (although I understand it's not as popular as it was in the 70s) or condoms. Very enlightening.

I chose "age" because that's my current method, but I did say I had used several over the years. The pill was one of them - and yes, in the seventies.

Crystal Wizard
08-22-2009, 09:21 AM
You must be rich.

Not particularly. But $18/hr is a bit of a joke.

stsinner
08-22-2009, 01:49 PM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m247/brassmonkey71/180px-Trojancondomgolden.jpg

RobJohnson
08-22-2009, 02:30 PM
Not particularly. But $18/hr is a bit of a joke.


Unless you are a hick living in a shack without plumbing. :)

RobJohnson
08-22-2009, 02:31 PM
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m247/brassmonkey71/180px-Trojancondomgolden.jpg


Condoms suck.

ralph wiggum
08-22-2009, 02:52 PM
This has turned into one of the more unintentionally funny threads in recent memory.

I salute you all! :D

stsinner
08-22-2009, 02:55 PM
Condoms suck.

Comdom? Where? I posted a picture of what I use to line my wastepaper basket..

PoliCon
08-22-2009, 03:18 PM
And we thank God everday.....

No worries - our family are dead set on making up for us - we have 13 nephews and 3 nieces.

PoliCon
08-22-2009, 03:20 PM
Agreed.

especially yours! :p

ralph wiggum
08-22-2009, 04:24 PM
And I refuse to answer the poll on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

RobJohnson
08-22-2009, 04:28 PM
And I refuse to answer the poll on the grounds that it might incriminate me.

Are you still on the pill? As the "hottest girl" on CU you must use some type of protection!

ralph wiggum
08-22-2009, 04:37 PM
Are you still on the pill? As the "hottest girl" on CU you must use some type of protection!

Shaddup!!!!!!!!! :mad:

:D

You did remind me, I do need to update my sig line. I never changed it back after the crash last year.

Shannon
08-22-2009, 08:33 PM
especially yours! :p

Surprisingly, mine is not evil. He has chosen to rebel and be the "good kid".

Shannon
08-22-2009, 08:34 PM
Shaddup!!!!!!!!! :mad:

:D

You did remind me, I do need to update my sig line. I never changed it back after the crash last year.


Your hotness transcends gender.:p

ralph wiggum
08-22-2009, 08:44 PM
Your hotness transcends gender.:p

Thanks sweetie! :D

Getting the hell out of the birth control thread before my girlfriend pops over to the computer.....

Constitutionally Speaking
08-22-2009, 09:29 PM
Hell, it took me 10 years and TONS of money with the fertility clinic to finally have my first child! I figure if I luck out and get a 2nd, it will be a miracle!

PoliCon
08-22-2009, 09:32 PM
Surprisingly, mine is not evil. He has chosen to rebel and be the "good kid". um hum . . . you keep telling yourself that . . . . I think he's just better at hiding it - either that or you're in denial. :p

SarasotaRepub
08-22-2009, 09:37 PM
God, I'm glad I didn't start this thread. I'd be accused of all sorts of awful things. :D


Who you? Never!!!:D

Shannon
08-22-2009, 09:47 PM
um hum . . . you keep telling yourself that . . . . I think he's just better at hiding it - either that or you're in denial. :p


I really mean it. He is an amazingly good child. I don't understand it either.

RobJohnson
08-22-2009, 11:06 PM
I really mean it. He is an amazingly good child. I don't understand it either.

He had great parents, I'm not surprised.

Shannon
08-22-2009, 11:19 PM
He had great parents, I'm not surprised.

:rolleyes:

PoliCon
08-23-2009, 07:49 PM
I really mean it. He is an amazingly good child. I don't understand it either.

My mother thought that about me as well. Meanwhile - by 13 I had lost my virginity, been drunk, committed several minor crimes, had a fatherhood scare . . . . And all the while mom thought I was a model child. . . .

djones520
08-23-2009, 07:59 PM
We've been on a variety of them since my wife and I got married. Condoms, Depo, IUD, and now the pill. Varying levels of success I guess, but I won't go into details.

Shannon
08-23-2009, 08:31 PM
My mother thought that about me as well. Meanwhile - by 13 I had lost my virginity, been drunk, committed several minor crimes, had a fatherhood scare . . . . And all the while mom thought I was a model child. . . .

WTF is the matter with you people? What did I ever do to you?

djones520
08-23-2009, 08:33 PM
WTF is the matter with you people? What did I ever do to you?

Don't worry Shannon, my mom said the same about me and for the most part she was right. Apart from a few small instances of rebellion I was generally level headed enough to not be a dumb shit. So I wouldn't worry about being a grandmother just yet. ;)

RobJohnson
08-23-2009, 08:42 PM
:rolleyes:

That was a compliment. :)

Shannon
08-23-2009, 09:04 PM
Don't worry Shannon, my mom said the same about me and for the most part she was right. Apart from a few small instances of rebellion I was generally level headed enough to not be a dumb shit. So I wouldn't worry about being a grandmother just yet. ;)

Thank you. I might consider unchaining him now.

Shannon
08-23-2009, 09:05 PM
That was a compliment. :)

Oh, STFU.

PoliCon
08-23-2009, 09:14 PM
WTF is the matter with you people? What did I ever do to you?

Just trying to give you fair warning . . . .

Rockntractor
08-23-2009, 09:17 PM
Just trying to give you fair warning . . . .

Instigator!

PoliCon
08-23-2009, 09:20 PM
Instigator!

It's not like I told her about high school where I had more sexual partners than I did teachers . . . :rolleyes:

Rockntractor
08-23-2009, 09:22 PM
It's not like I told her about high school where I had more sexual partners than I did teachers . . . :rolleyes:

Ahh! The god old days. I was getting it at 14!

djones520
08-23-2009, 09:22 PM
It's not like I told her about high school where I had more sexual partners than I did teachers . . . :rolleyes:

Sure you did CW.

PoliCon
08-23-2009, 09:23 PM
Ahh! The god old days. I was getting it at 14!

I was having one night stands at 14.

PoliCon
08-23-2009, 09:24 PM
Sure you did CW.

seriously no lie. I was raped when I was 12. I spent my teen years fucking every girl I could to prove to myself and the world that I wasn't gay - and unlike CW - I have never once bought sex.

Crystal Wizard
08-23-2009, 09:26 PM
Sure you did CW.

Hey! I never had sex until I was 16!

BSR
08-23-2009, 09:27 PM
seriously no lie. I was raped when I was 12. I spent my teen years fucking every girl I could to prove to myself and the world that I wasn't gay.

Well... Thanks for ruining my "I was hving orgies in elementary school" joke I was just about to make. :mad:


Sorry to hear that.

PoliCon
08-23-2009, 09:28 PM
Well... Thanks for ruining my "I was hving orgies in elementary school" joke I was just about to make. :mad:


Sorry to hear that.

No worries.

djones520
08-23-2009, 09:28 PM
seriously no lie. I was raped when I was 12. I spent my teen years fucking every girl I could to prove to myself and the world that I wasn't gay - and unlike CW - I have never once bought sex.

Guess differant people deal with it differant ways...

Rockntractor
08-23-2009, 09:29 PM
I was having one night stands at 14.

It doesn't count by yourself!

Crystal Wizard
08-23-2009, 09:30 PM
seriously no lie. I was raped when I was 12. I spent my teen years fucking every girl I could to prove to myself and the world that I wasn't gay - and unlike CW - I have never once bought sex.

You should try it sometime. It's convenient, fun, and provides a good deal of variety.

djones520
08-23-2009, 09:32 PM
You should try it sometime. It's convenient, fun, and provides a good deal of variety.

Like Syphillus, Herpes, and Chlamydia.

PoliCon
08-23-2009, 09:38 PM
You should try it sometime. It's convenient, fun, and provides a good deal of variety.

I've had my fill of that kind of variety. You name it, I've prolly tried it at one point or another. The Mrs. and I have plenty of fun just the two of us.

Crystal Wizard
08-23-2009, 09:48 PM
I've had my fill of that kind of variety. You name it, I've prolly tried it at one point or another. The Mrs. and I have plenty of fun just the two of us.

Good for you. (seriously)

Crystal Wizard
08-23-2009, 09:50 PM
Like Syphillus, Herpes, and Chlamydia.

Sorry, never had any of those. Nor AIDS or Hep C. Contrary to popular (uniformed) opinion, you can buy sex at a certain level and not contract disease. Now, if you walk the streets, that's another matter.

Teetop
08-24-2009, 12:02 AM
None of the above.

Had great sex last night, with someone who can no longer have children. She was forty and lots of fun. :D;)

(My best friend's girlfriend's sister.)

RobJohnson
08-24-2009, 03:46 AM
Oh, STFU.


LOL :D

linda22003
08-24-2009, 09:04 AM
Hey! I never had sex until I was 16!

I never would have guessed you for a late starter, CW.

Gingersnap
08-24-2009, 10:39 AM
I never would have guessed you for a late starter, CW.

That's late? :eek:

linda22003
08-24-2009, 10:41 AM
Possibly not from everyone's perspective. :o

djones520
08-24-2009, 05:10 PM
That's late? :eek:

Shit, if that's late I must have been an old timer.

BSR
08-24-2009, 05:39 PM
That's late? :eek:

I had sex for the first time at 13...


I actually regret it. I was way to young.

RobJohnson
08-25-2009, 02:00 AM
I had sex for the first time at 13...


I actually regret it. I was way to young.

I was a little younger, band camp was worth it that year. :D