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megimoo
08-22-2009, 01:45 AM
"I love the names on those letters."

Although the White House has downplayed their ObamaCare opposition "snitch" program and redirected "fishy" claims to their new "Reality Check" site, let's remember that this fiasco has been part of their downfall. This humorous article offers more than three dozen sample email letters to send to the Big Brother's House. Most are hilarious; a couple of them are serious. Part 5and its related predecessor (equally humorous): Part 3

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I am a pescatarian. We are vegetarians who also eat fish.

My group, Pescatarian Union National of Sicilians (PUNS), is not pleased with your usage of the term “fishy”. In fact, we resent it.

We recommend that you select a more appropriate term when describing the opposing point of view. Acceptable alternatives include: suspicious, disputable, and questionable.

But, stay away from fish, see. Capish?

Cordially,
The Codfather
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Dear sir(s):

A friend just emailed me about your new contest for the best poster for reporting “fishy” communications regarding your health care reform. Although, I am not a liberal, the $10,000 reward for the winner is quite inspiring.

And, automatically getting a signed copy of Nancy Pelosi’s upcoming bestseller, “How I Made Friends Loving America” is nice too. So, please accept the following entry.
Sincerely,
Emma Roids
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Hey … put me down for a free copy of Nancy Pelosi’s upcoming bestseller, “How I Made Friends Loving America”. I don’t know if I’ll win the contest. But if I do, please apply the $10,000 to my past due taxes.
Always in my thoughts,
Al Kaholic
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Here’s my contribution to gain entry on your “enemies list”.

“Grandma Got Her Plug Pulled By Obama”
(a parody of “Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer” by Elmo & Patsy)

Grandma got her plug pulled by Obama
Socialized health care kills for free
You can say that freedom’s in a coma
Crazed eugenicists kill with glee.

She’d had to wait for a doctor
She could only moan and groan
Cause she’d gotten bad medication
Then drifted off this world to parts unknown

When they checked her the next mornin’
All her vitals had gone flat
There was proof that she was brain dead
And eliminatin’ old folks was on track

Grandma got her plug pulled by Obama
Socialized health care kills for free
You can say that freedom’s in a coma
Crazed eugenicists kill with glee

Now we’re all concerned for Grandpa
He ain’t feelin’ all to swell
See him in there cryin’ sadly
Knowin’ fear and prayin’ hard for stayin’ well.

It’s America without Grandma
All the seniors gettin’ whacked
And our great care’s goin’ under
Should we give up all our freedom or take it back?

Grandma got her plug pulled by Obama
Socialized health care kills for free
You can say that freedom’s in a coma
Crazed eugenicists kill with glee

Now she could have been so stable
Instead her grave we dig
That’s how bureaucrats mishandle
All their happy health care pledges they renege

Now I’ve warned my friends and neighbors
Better take care of yourselves
They gave a medical license
To a man who was good friends with Bill Ayers

Grandma got her plug pulled by Obama
Socialized health care kills for free
You can say that freedom’s in a coma
Crazed eugenicists kill with glee.

Sing It Grandpa!

Grandma got her plug pulled by Obama
Socialized health care kills for free
You can say that freedom’s in a coma
Crazed eugenicists kill with glee.

Have Rahm Emanuel send ME a dead fish,
A Proud American
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http://commonsense2020.com/2009/08/12/war-of-the-watchdogs-part-5/