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SarasotaRepub
08-27-2009, 07:34 AM
:p:D

Have a good one.

linda22003
08-27-2009, 07:35 AM
Happy birthday indeed..... whatever that entails! :eek::cool::p

Shannon
08-27-2009, 07:41 AM
Happy birthday indeed..... whatever that entails! :eek::cool::p

It's probably best that we don't know.


Happy Birthday, old man!

FlaGator
08-27-2009, 07:43 AM
Happy Birthday!!!

Space Gravy
08-27-2009, 08:27 AM
Happy Birthday!

Gingersnap
08-27-2009, 09:23 AM
Happy Birthday!

Rockntractor
08-27-2009, 09:29 AM
Happy birthday! I guess you will be plastered today.

RobJohnson
08-27-2009, 11:13 AM
Enjoy your day, at your age you might not have many left.

linda22003
08-27-2009, 11:15 AM
Enjoy your day, at your age you might not have many left.

At ANY age, we may not have many left, and it's good to remember that sometimes. :o

RobJohnson
08-27-2009, 11:17 AM
At ANY age, we may not have many left, and it's good to remember that sometimes. :o

Life is a terminal illness.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 11:35 AM
How about this one day you stay sober and not get a hooker? what we like to call a change of pace.


I dislike you so I dont hope you have a happy B-day. :D

linda22003
08-27-2009, 11:44 AM
I dislike you so I dont hope you a happy B-day. :D

He wouldn't be able to understand it even if you did. :rolleyes:

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 11:51 AM
He wouldn't be able to understand it even if you did. :rolleyes:

Jesus you're a pain in the ass, I FORGOT one freaken word. Its called a mistake whore. I bet if I go through your posts I will find one or two.

Shannon
08-27-2009, 11:52 AM
It's a birthday thread for the love of God.:rolleyes:

Phillygirl
08-27-2009, 11:53 AM
Jesus you're a pain in the ass, I FORGOT one freaken word. Its called a mistake whore. I bet if I go through your posts I will find one or two.

wow.

Phillygirl
08-27-2009, 11:54 AM
Happy Birthday CW, wherever you are! :p

Shannon
08-27-2009, 11:54 AM
wow.

That's the edited version!

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 11:55 AM
Well it seems the Vagina squad is out in full force.:eek::rolleyes:;)


I dont care if its his B-day thread if i can shit on it I will.

linda22003
08-27-2009, 11:56 AM
Yes, originally he wished I had been aborted, then he probably remembered he's supposed to be pro-life. :p

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 11:56 AM
Yes, originally he wished I had been aborted, then he probably remembered he's supposed to be pro-life. :p

In your case? I will make an exception.

BadCat
08-27-2009, 11:57 AM
Wow, the whole CW fan club shows up - just like that.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 11:58 AM
Wow, the whole CW fan club shows up - just like that.

I didnt know he had any. :confused:

linda22003
08-27-2009, 12:01 PM
In your case? I will make an exception.

That often happens on these boards when people don't like someone. It cheapens their position.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 12:02 PM
That often happens on these boards when people don't like someone. It cheapens their position.

ah such as life.

linda22003
08-27-2009, 12:04 PM
ah such as life.

Just to be nice, I won't make any corrections this time, since you don't like it. :p

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 12:08 PM
Just to be nice, I won't make any corrections this time, since you don't like it. :p

Is that the best you got? You are slipping.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 12:09 PM
I love hijacking a B-day thread.:D

linda22003
08-27-2009, 12:13 PM
Au contraire, I think the entire thread will amuse CW no end.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 12:14 PM
Au contraire, I think the entire thread will amuse CW no end.

I am sure he would say just that.


Now ask me if I give a shit?

BSR
08-27-2009, 12:15 PM
I'm sure this will be the first B-day thread that goes straight to the dome.

Gingersnap
08-27-2009, 12:31 PM
Au contraire, I think the entire thread will amuse CW no end.

You can be sure of it. The more they bark, the more he enjoys it (although neighbors have been known to complain). :p

BadCat
08-27-2009, 12:46 PM
You can be sure of it. The more they bark, the more he enjoys it (although neighbors have been known to complain). :p

I am more amused by the rapid response of his admirers to an assault on their boy.
He's capable of defending himself.

lacarnut
08-27-2009, 12:51 PM
I am more amused by the rapid response of his admirers to an assault on their boy.
He's capable of defending himself.

RUFF, RUFF, RUFF

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 01:00 PM
RUFF, RUFF, RUFF

Ya his squad of ho's reminds me of Charlie's angels.

Phillygirl
08-27-2009, 01:30 PM
There is nothing more poetic than to read a gentleman and his prose.

Shannon
08-27-2009, 01:48 PM
There is nothing more poetic than to read a gentleman and his prose.

I'm going to go with Kate Jackson for you.

BadCat
08-27-2009, 01:50 PM
I'm going to go with Kate Jackson for you.

CW's groupies are nothing like Charlies Angels.

Charlies Angels were attractive females.

Phillygirl
08-27-2009, 01:55 PM
I'm going to go with Kate Jackson for you.

Do you wanna be Farrah, or the short blonde from Dallas?

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 01:59 PM
CW's groupies are nothing like Charlies Angels.

Charlies Angels were attractive females.

well ok a bunch of old hags setting around a computer screen? I was trying not to be crass.

Shannon
08-27-2009, 02:02 PM
Do you wanna be Farrah, or the short blonde from Dallas?

I'm Farrah. I guess that leaves the other one for Ginger or Linda.:p

Phillygirl
08-27-2009, 02:03 PM
I'm Farrah. I guess that leaves the other one for Ginger or Linda.:p

There's Jacklyn Smith too.

Shannon
08-27-2009, 02:05 PM
There's Jacklyn Smith too.

That's right. So, there's enough to go around.

Phillygirl
08-27-2009, 02:07 PM
That's right. So, there's enough to go around.

I think there's even a Bosley or two here.

BSR
08-27-2009, 02:09 PM
I think there's even a Bosley or two here.

Can I be black Bosley?


http://www.bet.com/Assets/BET/Published/image/jpeg/c4bb7b4b-a53d-6257-cdd0-4bc6d3c46c60-news_fb_berniemac_charliesangels.jpg

BadCat
08-27-2009, 02:11 PM
I'm Farrah. I guess that leaves the other one for Ginger or Linda.:p

What are you going to do? Hit the bad guy on the head with a rum bottle?

Rebel Yell
08-27-2009, 02:24 PM
I am sure he would say just that.


Now ask me if I give a shit?

Do you give a shit?

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 02:32 PM
Do you give a shit?

Not really

Rebel Yell
08-27-2009, 02:36 PM
Not really

Just checking

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 02:50 PM
Wonder if CW yells VAGINA GROUP ASSEMBLE and they come running?

Phillygirl
08-27-2009, 02:51 PM
Can I be black Bosley?


http://www.bet.com/Assets/BET/Published/image/jpeg/c4bb7b4b-a53d-6257-cdd0-4bc6d3c46c60-news_fb_berniemac_charliesangels.jpg

I don't see why not.

Gingersnap
08-27-2009, 03:09 PM
Then I guess I get to be this one:

http://i28.tinypic.com/2rwkp52.jpg

BadCat
08-27-2009, 03:29 PM
Then I guess I get to be this one:

http://i28.tinypic.com/2rwkp52.jpg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6tKXtqZG04

Bet you wonder what this has to do with your post.

Rebel Yell
08-27-2009, 03:42 PM
Then I guess I get to be this one:

http://i28.tinypic.com/2rwkp52.jpg

You mean the cock eyed one?

RobJohnson
08-27-2009, 03:51 PM
I'm sure this will be the first B-day thread that goes straight to the dome.

Hell yea! All of us hicks love a good done thread!

RobJohnson
08-27-2009, 03:53 PM
Then I guess I get to be this one:

http://i28.tinypic.com/2rwkp52.jpg

Good choice!

RobJohnson
08-27-2009, 03:57 PM
Jesus you're a pain in the ass, I FORGOT one freaken word. Its called a mistake whore. I bet if I go through your posts I will find one or two.

I know you think she is perfect, but don't call her Jesus! :p

Did you call yourself a mistake whore?

Gingersnap
08-27-2009, 04:00 PM
You mean the cock eyed one?

Like you'd be looking in her eyes. :rolleyes:



:D

Rebel Yell
08-27-2009, 04:03 PM
Like you'd be looking in her eyes. :rolleyes:



:D

Seriously, she's a pretty woman, but I just can't get past that crazy eye.

BadCat
08-27-2009, 04:06 PM
Seriously, she's a pretty woman, but I just can't get past that crazy eye.

The fact that she is a stark raving moonbat negates any sexuality she may exude.

Rebel Yell
08-27-2009, 04:11 PM
The fact that she is a stark raving moonbat negates any sexuality she may exude.

Nope, it's the crazy eye. "Hey Lucy, I'm over here."

linda22003
08-27-2009, 04:23 PM
I know you think she is perfect, but don't call her Jesus! :p

Did you call yourself a mistake whore?

Thank you for proving why punctuation is important.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 04:26 PM
The fact that she is a stark raving moonbat negates any sexuality she may exude.

Lucy lu is a stark raving moonbat?

Crystal Wizard
08-27-2009, 04:29 PM
Very amusing thread. Given my reputation as a misogynist and as a person who treats females like objects, particularly amongst portions of the quasi-official management here, it's interesting that the most articulate, most accomplished women on this board are, well, not my detractors. And probably all of them make more than the pizza delivery boy.

Thanks for all the good wishes and thanks most of all for the irony. :D

Rebel Yell
08-27-2009, 04:42 PM
Very amusing thread. Given my reputation as a misogynist and as a person who treats females like objects, particularly amongst portions of the quasi-official management here, it's interesting that the most articulate, most accomplished women on this board are, well, not my detractors. And probably all of them make more than the pizza delivery boy.

Thanks for all the good wishes and thanks most of all for the irony. :D

Dude, seriously, lay off the remarks about how much money people make. I probably make less than anyone on this board (that works). That's really petty. The man is working for a living and taking care of himself. My old man just sold out his trucking business and is living a pretty nice retirement. There can be good monrey in trucking.


Oh yeah, Happy Birthday. Make sure you tip her well tonight.;)

Crystal Wizard
08-27-2009, 04:49 PM
Dude, seriously, lay off the remarks about how much money people make. I probably make less than anyone on this board (that works). That's really petty. The man is working for a living and taking care of himself. My old man just sold out his trucking business and is living a pretty nice retirement. There can be good monrey in trucking.


Oh yeah, Happy Birthday. Make sure you tip her well tonight.;)

This "man," in a very loose sense of the word, is crude, ignorant, and a major asshole. Look at his interaction with Linda#. He's a bit like some others here whom I've pointed out, who use the "damn, shit, f**k" line of argument. He can rot.

And I don't know how much money you make. But, have I ever used that argument in my discussions with you? No, because I respect you.

And....not tonight. I'll be with my girlfriend. :D I managed to be at home tonight, although I have to go to a client first thing tomorrow morning (on a Friday!!! :eek:)

Rockntractor
08-27-2009, 05:13 PM
Thank you for proving why punctuation is important.

http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/school_marm_angry_lg_wht.gif?t=1251407556

BSR
08-27-2009, 05:16 PM
This "man," in a very loose sense of the word, is crude, ignorant, and a major asshole. Look at his interaction with Linda#. He's a bit like some others here whom I've pointed out, who use the "damn, shit, f**k" line of argument. He can rot.

And I don't know how much money you make. But, have I ever used that argument in my discussions with you? No, because I respect you.

And....not tonight. I'll be with my girlfriend. :D I managed to be at home tonight, although I have to go to a client first thing tomorrow morning (on a Friday!!! :eek:)

Well, just to back up Rebel Yell, I use the "damn, shit, fuck line of argument" and I make 6 figures a year as a consultant. Not that I give two shits about whatever you two have going on, the fact is he's busting his ass to survive. Delivering Pizza's or Jet setting around the world.. It doesnt make him worth any less.


Don't judge a book by it's cover.

BadCat
08-27-2009, 05:22 PM
Well, just to back up Rebel Yell, I use the "damn, shit, fuck line of argument" and I make 6 figures a year as a consultant. Not that I give two shits about whatever you two have going on, the fact is he's busting his ass to survive. Delivering Pizza's or Jet setting around the world.. It doesnt make him worth any less.


Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Lars is a truck driver, he does not deliver pizza.

And if I had to drive a big truck through NE US traffic daily, I'd cuss a lot more than I do now.

BSR
08-27-2009, 05:28 PM
Lars is a truck driver, he does not deliver pizza.

And if I had to drive a big truck through NE US traffic daily, I'd cuss a lot more than I do now.


What I'm getting at is it personal wealth doesn't make someone better then the other.

Crystal Wizard
08-27-2009, 05:28 PM
Well, just to back up Rebel Yell, I use the "damn, shit, fuck line of argument" and I make 6 figures a year as a consultant. Not that I give two shits about whatever you two have going on, the fact is he's busting his ass to survive. Delivering Pizza's or Jet setting around the world.. It doesnt make him worth any less.


Don't judge a book by it's cover.

Again, I would call your attention to his behaviour in this thread. Sometimes a book with a trashy cover is, indeed, trash.

BSR
08-27-2009, 05:33 PM
Again, I would call your attention to his behaviour in this thread. Sometimes a book with a trashy cover is, indeed, trash.

Everyone is a cock to everyone, you're not a victim here.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 05:34 PM
Well, just to back up Rebel Yell, I use the "damn, shit, fuck line of argument" and I make 6 figures a year as a consultant. Not that I give two shits about whatever you two have going on, the fact is he's busting his ass to survive. Delivering Pizza's or Jet setting around the world.. It doesnt make him worth any less.


Don't judge a book by it's cover.

I dont give a rats ass if he respects me or not, I know how much money I make and what contributions I do for society. He can make 10 times what I make but he is a drunken scum bag that has to resort to using whores for sexual gratification, not mention the fact that assholes like him pulled the election to obama.

Crystal Wizard
08-27-2009, 05:34 PM
Everyone is a cock to everyone, you're not a victim here.

Not claiming to be a "victim." Again, look at his behaviour here not only to me but to others. The purest definition of "trash."

megimoo
08-27-2009, 05:35 PM
Jesus you're a pain in the ass, I FORGOT one freaken word. Its called a mistake whore. I bet if I go through your posts I will find one or two.That's her main joy in life.Be thankful you aren't married to her !

BSR
08-27-2009, 05:37 PM
I dont give a rats ass if he respects me or not, I know how much money I make and what contributions I do for society. He can make 10 times what I make but he is a drunken scum bag that has to resort to using whores for sexual gratification, not mention the fact that assholes like him pulled the election to obama.


Why don't you two just hug it out and start over new...


Lars, this is Cold Warrior... Cold Warrior this is Lars...

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 05:38 PM
Not claiming to be a "victim." Again, look at his behaviour here not only to me but to others. The purest definition of "trash."

Pot meet kettle.

I treat linda the way that I do because she is a OCD language/grammar Nazi that just loves to jump in and correct any kind of mistake anyone makes, so I love to bust her chops.


I dislike you for the reasons I put in my above post AND you are a bragging douche bag that prolly didnt get enough hugs from your mom when you were a kid and has to yell out LOOK AT ME I AM SO COOL.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 05:39 PM
That's her main joy in life.Be thankful you aren't married to her !


Cept for the money she brags that she has, she wouldnt be worth marrying.

Crystal Wizard
08-27-2009, 05:40 PM
Why don't you two just hug it out and start over new...


Lars, this is Cold Warrior... Cold Warrior this is Lars...

I'm not sure who this "Cold Warrior" is to whom you refer???

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 05:41 PM
I'm not sure who this "Cold Warrior" is to whom you refer???

He is a dick, kind of like you. Wait a second.....

Gingersnap
08-27-2009, 05:46 PM
I treat linda the way that I do because she is a OCD language/grammar Nazi that just loves to jump in and correct any kind of mistake anyone makes, so I love to bust her chops.

I dislike you for the reasons I put in my above post AND you are a bragging douche bag that prolly didnt get enough hugs from your mom when you were a kid and has to yell out LOOK AT ME I AM SO COOL.

Kids, don't make me pull this thread over. ;)

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 05:47 PM
Kids, don't make me pull this thread over. ;)

Ok mommy :D:p

BSR
08-27-2009, 05:48 PM
Kids, don't make me pull this thread over. ;)

Oh, it's gonna happen. There isnt anything you can do to stop it (short of closing the thread and you dont have the stones to do that) ..:D

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 05:49 PM
One thing I kind of respect about CW was how he has a lot of the hags on this board that will jump to his aid when someone makes a negative comment about him. Does he pay them in booze and complements? :confused:

linda22003
08-27-2009, 05:51 PM
Aw, what's the matter - do you wish someone liked you, too? :cool:

Troll
08-27-2009, 05:51 PM
Happy birthday, man.

BadCat
08-27-2009, 05:51 PM
Oh, it's gonna happen. There isnt anything you can do to stop it (short of closing the thread and you dont have the stones to do that) ..:D

Oh yeah, this one is headed south.

BSR
08-27-2009, 05:52 PM
One thing I kind of respect about CW was how he has a lot of the hags on this board that will jump to his aid when someone makes a negative comment about him. Does he pay them in booze and complements? :confused:

OK, there is a backhanded compliment to build this new relationship on... CW, would you like to give Lars a compliment that also insults him?


baby steps..

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 05:52 PM
Aw, what's the matter - do you wish someone liked you, too? :cool:

Do you guys have a secret handshake? A spot light like batman?

Gingersnap
08-27-2009, 05:53 PM
Oh, it's gonna happen. There isnt anything you can do to stop it (short of closing the thread and you dont have the stones to do that) ..:D

Why would I lock this thread? That's the coward's way out. I may be a lot of things (some of them have been hilariously speculated about in this very thread) but I'm no coward. ;)

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 05:54 PM
OK, there is a backhanded compliment to build this new relationship on... CW, would you like to give Lars a compliment that also insults him?


baby steps..


Dont waste your time, I wouldnt piss on him if he was on fire.;):cool:

JB
08-27-2009, 05:55 PM
Does he pay them in booze and complements? :confused:That would be compliments. Unless you mean he somehow completes them. /end numbers

<puke smiley>

:D

JB
08-27-2009, 05:55 PM
What I'm getting at is it personal wealth doesn't make someone better then the other.Yes it does.

BSR
08-27-2009, 05:56 PM
Dont waste your time, I wouldnt piss on him if he was on fire.;):cool:

Dont regress.. You gave CW a backhanded compliment, which is still a compliment...


Soon you two will be catching each other in "fall back and trust me" game... You will be the best man at his wedding...

Crystal Wizard
08-27-2009, 05:57 PM
OK, there is a backhanded compliment to build this new relationship on... CW, would you like to give Lars a compliment that also insults him?


baby steps..

OK, how about "Lars probably smells less than a Manila landfill?" :D

BSR
08-27-2009, 05:58 PM
OK, how about "Lars probably smells less than a Manila land fill?" :D

delightful... We are making progress here..

BadCat
08-27-2009, 05:58 PM
Dont regress.. You gave CW a backhanded compliment, which is still a compliment...


Soon you two will be catching each other in "fall back and trust me" game... You will be the best man at his wedding...

Why doesn't anyone ever play that game with me?

I'll catch you...honest, no really....I promise.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 05:58 PM
That would be compliments. Unless you mean he somehow completes them. /end numbers

<puke smiley>

:D

shit happens :)

Crystal Wizard
08-27-2009, 05:59 PM
Why doesn't anyone ever play that game with me?

I'll catch you...honest, no really....I promise.

You know me and West Coaster well enough to know that we'll play it with anyone, BC. :D

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 06:00 PM
Dont regress.. You gave CW a backhanded compliment, which is still a compliment...


Soon you two will be catching each other in "fall back and trust me" game... You will be the best man at his wedding...



Sorry whores dont wanna marry their john's, so I am pretty sure no wedding will be in his future.;):cool:

BSR
08-27-2009, 06:01 PM
Sorry whores dont wanna marry their john's, so I am pretty sure no wedding will be in his future.;):cool:

I've seen Pretty Woman enough time to know that isn't true....

BadCat
08-27-2009, 06:02 PM
I've seen Pretty Woman enough time to know that isn't true....

Damn, that Julia Roberts is a horse face.

Crystal Wizard
08-27-2009, 06:02 PM
Sorry whores dont wanna marry their john's, so I am pretty sure no wedding will be in his future.;):cool:

Only naive, provencial bumpkins think they will.

Lars1701a
08-27-2009, 06:04 PM
Well I am off to the Eagles preseason game so take care and CW I hope you get Aids on your B-day if you should happen to buy the services of a lady of the evening. :D

BSR
08-27-2009, 06:06 PM
Well I am off to the Eagles preseason game so take care and CW I hope you get Aids on your B-day if you should happen to buy the services of a lady of the evening. :D

See, that's a slight compliment...You hope he gets a gift that will last a lifetime..


that's nice, I knew you'd soften up a bit..


CW, would you like to reciprocate?

Crystal Wizard
08-27-2009, 06:23 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_1PAx5Ycwo

SarasotaRepub
08-27-2009, 07:26 PM
LOL!!! This thread is going well I see.

I have to compliment CW, I thought for sure this would be
in Teh Dome by now...:D

BSR
08-27-2009, 07:27 PM
LOL!!! This thread is going well I see.

I have to compliment CW, I thought for sure this would be
in Teh Dome by now...:D

Give it time.. :cool:

Gingersnap
08-27-2009, 08:07 PM
Give it time.. :cool:

Not if I have anything to say about it. This is the best Birthday thread ever! :D

Shannon
08-27-2009, 08:14 PM
Not if I have anything to say about it. This is the best Birthday thread ever! :D

It really is. It kept me entertained all day. It needs to die now though. I really have to play catch up at work tomorrow.:D

BadCat
08-27-2009, 08:27 PM
It really is. It kept me entertained all day. It needs to die now though. I really have to play catch up at work tomorrow.:D

Why does it need to die now?

You're here.

RobJohnson
08-28-2009, 02:19 AM
Thank you for proving why punctuation is important.

:) No problem!

RobJohnson
08-28-2009, 02:23 AM
And....not tonight. I'll be with my girlfriend. :D

Some people like to get married on their birthday, others just like to pop the question.

Which will it be? :D

Crystal Wizard
08-28-2009, 03:07 AM
Some people like to get married on their birthday, others just like to pop the question.

Which will it be? :D

One should not ask questions to which one does not want to know the answer.

RobJohnson
08-28-2009, 04:55 AM
One should not ask questions to which one does not want to know the answer.


:)

Bubba Dawg
08-29-2009, 10:41 PM
Guess I missed it, But Happy Birthday CW!!!

I found this looking for Ginger's alleged .49 BAC thread.

Perhaps she has had one too many IPA's.