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BadCat
08-28-2009, 12:00 PM
Ginger says they can't have TOTD's in the Lounge day threads that involve sex, drugs or rock n roll.

So, let's have the "non-politically correct" day threads here in GD.

TOTD: Cuddling after sex.

Why do females insist on this, or do they?

Women feel free to give the reasons.

Guys, feel free to say why you just want to go to sleep, or be a real man and ADMIT you like cuddling too.

Rockntractor
08-28-2009, 12:04 PM
We do most of the work of course we are tired and want to sleep!

Gingersnap
08-28-2009, 12:06 PM
I was joking. :p

TOTD: I have to admit that I don't want or need any cuddling after sex. It's kind of cheerfully exhausting (at least the way we do it) so I just prefer to nap. :D

stsinner
08-28-2009, 12:07 PM
Gotta get cleaned up... That's my immediate need.

Lars1701a
08-28-2009, 12:13 PM
I was joking. :p

TOTD: I have to admit that I don't want or need any cuddling after sex. It's kind of cheerfully exhausting (at least the way we do it) so I just prefer to nap. :D


I dont mind cuddling after sex as long as I like her :)

Lars1701a
08-28-2009, 12:13 PM
Gotta get cleaned up... That's my immediate need.

The man doesnt need to clean up as long as your are doing it right :)

BadCat
08-28-2009, 12:19 PM
I don't mind the cuddling, but it's HOT here in AZ. You're already hot and sweaty, and I just want to cool off, which you can't do so well with a woman plastered to your side.

FlaGator
08-28-2009, 12:29 PM
In CWs absence: cuddling costs extra.

Rockntractor
08-28-2009, 12:36 PM
In CWs absence: cuddling costs extra.
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/DogLaughingAni.gif?t=1251473736

aerojarod
08-28-2009, 12:50 PM
I don't mind cuddling most of the time... but it depends on the level of the intercourse (love-making, sex, or farking).

I generally don't find the act of sex to be "emotionally bonding" or whatever.
I'm mostly just doing my best to please her (and beat my high-score, LOL)

For her, she feels connected during the act.
For me, it usually comes afterwords during the after-glow, or whatever.

BadCat
08-28-2009, 01:35 PM
I was joking. :p

TOTD: I have to admit that I don't want or need any cuddling after sex. It's kind of cheerfully exhausting (at least the way we do it) so I just prefer to nap. :D

You do it "different" from everyone else?

Gingersnap
08-28-2009, 01:37 PM
You do it "different" from everyone else?

We're athletic. :D

Rockntractor
08-28-2009, 01:42 PM
Immagination flashing wild scenes!

FlaGator
08-28-2009, 01:53 PM
Immagination flashing wild scenes!

Plane going down sex...

BadCat
08-28-2009, 02:06 PM
Plane going down sex...

You don't have to worry about cuddling there.

BSR
08-28-2009, 02:13 PM
I dont mind cuddling after sex as long as I like her :)

how do you get the sheep to lay still for so long? :confused:




I'm kidding.. :cool:

BSR
08-28-2009, 02:14 PM
We're athletic. :D

http://www.beautynewsnyc.com/home/uploads/2008/07/trapeze_artists.jpg


That's hot !!! :eek:

FlaGator
08-28-2009, 02:14 PM
how do you get the sheep to lay still for so long? :confused:




I'm kidding.. :cool:

I don't care who you are, now that's funny.

BadCat
08-28-2009, 02:16 PM
how do you get the sheep to lay still for so long? :confused:

I'm kidding.. :cool:

Dude, you haven't answered yet.

I bet you're a cuddler.

BSR
08-28-2009, 02:22 PM
Dude, you haven't answered yet.

I bet you're a cuddler.

In the winter time, I'm ok with it... But in the summer time, she better hug a friggin pillow if she wants cuddle time, cause I wont be there. I hate that hot sticky feeling of another body clinging to me when its already hot outside.

BSR
08-28-2009, 02:26 PM
besides... We have to small children. We barely have time for the sex much less the cuddling afterwards... Dragon Tales only last 15 min an episode... :D

stsinner
08-28-2009, 02:26 PM
The man doesnt need to clean up as long as your are doing it right :)

Well, when you use the pull-out method, it can get messy when you have a wife who doesn't um... well, how can I put this.... Mini-me has never made the acquaintance of her uvula... So one of us gets up and gets the warm washcloth... :D

stsinner
08-28-2009, 02:27 PM
besides... We have to small children. We barely have time for the sex much less the cuddling afterwards... Dragon Tales only last 15 min an episode... :D

15 minutes? That's time for the sex, the clean-up and two turkey and cheese sammiches...

BadCat
08-28-2009, 02:29 PM
Well, when you use the pull-out method, it can get messy when you have a wife who doesn't um... well, how can I put this.... Mini-me has never made the acquaintance of her uvula... So one of us gets up and gets the warm washcloth... :D

Good heavens man! Why did you marry her?

BSR
08-28-2009, 02:30 PM
15 minutes? That's time for the sex, the clean-up and two turkey and cheese sammiches...

and a 10 min nap..


for me anyway.. :(

SarasotaRepub
08-28-2009, 02:34 PM
In CWs absence: cuddling costs extra.


I was waiting for that one. :D

BadCat
08-28-2009, 02:35 PM
I was waiting for that one. :D

I'd bet real $$ that you're a cuddler.

Have to ask SLW.

SarasotaRepub
08-28-2009, 02:37 PM
I'd bet real $$ that you're a cuddler.

Have to ask SLW.

Only when I take off my cape. :D

BSR
08-28-2009, 02:39 PM
Only when I take off my cape. :D


I forgot to post this earlier, I'm going to jack this thread for a second..

This is how I picture you at home.



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7ehztRDhZc

BadCat
08-28-2009, 02:53 PM
I forgot to post this earlier, I'm going to jack this thread for a second..

This is how I picture you at home.



Nah, she probably makes him wear the tiara he won in the last shooting contest, and cuddle.



JK Sara.

stsinner
08-28-2009, 02:56 PM
Hey, SR-it's prolly not worth starting a new thread for, so I'll just show you here..

This bacon would look much cooler in the bomb shelter in your back yard:

http://gizmodo.com/5346206/tactical-canned-bacon-will-be-edible-for-10-years

linda22003
08-28-2009, 04:42 PM
TOTD: I have to admit that I don't want or need any cuddling after sex. It's kind of cheerfully exhausting (at least the way we do it) so I just prefer to nap. :D

I go to sleep pretty quickly too.

BadCat
08-28-2009, 04:43 PM
I go to sleep pretty quickly too.

I had you pegged as a cuddler fer sure.

linda22003
08-28-2009, 04:44 PM
Good heavens man! Why did you marry her?

omg, I was thinking the same thing when I read that. :D

linda22003
08-28-2009, 04:45 PM
I had you pegged as a cuddler fer sure.

No, more like reach over and pat in a friendly manner before zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Lars1701a
08-28-2009, 04:49 PM
No, more like reach over and pat in a friendly manner before zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz....

Bullshit stop trying to act like a guy. Any organism that has female reproductive organs likes, nay needs to cuddle. :p

linda22003
08-28-2009, 04:52 PM
Bullshit stop trying to act like a guy. Any organism that has female reproductive organs likes, nay needs to cuddle. :p

Seriously, I'm sleepy afterwards. I'm not against cuddling on principle. On "off" nights we can do it without starting the Launch Sequence. :)

Gingersnap
08-28-2009, 05:00 PM
Bullshit stop trying to act like a guy. Any organism that has female reproductive organs likes, nay needs to cuddle. :p

My personal theory is that cuddle-types just didn't have a good enough time. :D

stsinner
08-28-2009, 05:09 PM
My personal theory is that cuddle-types just didn't have a good enough time. :D

Sometimes it's not the sex that wears me out but the victory lap I do around the house.. I'm usually panting pretty good..

Lars1701a
08-28-2009, 05:11 PM
My ex wife like to cuddle more for no damn reason, she would wake me up in the middle of the night to cuddle :(

Rockntractor
08-28-2009, 05:40 PM
This thread has far far more information than I ever wanted or needed!:eek:

BadCat
08-28-2009, 06:04 PM
This thread has far far more information than I ever wanted or needed!:eek:

Funny how that happens, huh?

Bubba Dawg
08-28-2009, 09:47 PM
I only cuddle when I have to. I hat it in hot weather. BUT.....

It's not only about what you just got, it's about laying the groundwork for next time. :cool:

Gingersnap
08-28-2009, 10:24 PM
I only cuddle when I have to. I hat it in hot weather. BUT.....

It's not only about what you just got, it's about laying the groundwork for next time. :cool:

You might surprised at how effective home remodeling or garden infrastructure installation is in that regard.

Bubba Dawg
08-28-2009, 10:28 PM
You might surprised at how effective home remodeling or garden infrastructure installation is in that regard.

Au contraire.....Bubba digs, carries, hauls....etc.......;)

Gingersnap
08-28-2009, 10:37 PM
Au contraire.....Bubba digs, carries, hauls....etc.......;)

Apparently not enough if you still have to cuddle when the temp is over 70 F. Budget for more upscale power tools or a nice table saw. :)

RobJohnson
08-29-2009, 02:40 AM
Needy chicks always want you to cuddle.

There is enough cuddling during the foreplay, she is usually "spent" before I even get started.

djones520
08-29-2009, 02:53 AM
TOTD: Sometimes I don't mind it. Sometimes theres just no time for it. I've never been one of the "sleepy" types afterwards.

RobJohnson
08-30-2009, 12:29 AM
I like a girl that gets up and does my laundry while I nap.

Crystal Wizard
08-30-2009, 07:48 AM
In CWs absence: cuddling costs extra.

Hey! :mad: :D

Crystal Wizard
08-30-2009, 07:50 AM
You don't have to worry about cuddling there.

And that's the problem. It takes approximately 6 minutes for a plane to drop 35000 feet during which time I would think it hard to even get a drink, much less sex.

Lars1701a
08-30-2009, 11:03 AM
Hey! :mad: :D

Hey whore boy does it cost extra?

Crystal Wizard
08-30-2009, 11:05 AM
Hey whore boy does it cost extra?

It's not something that is normally on the "menu," as it were. By that I mean that the lady will either do it or not, but it's not something she would charge for in either case.

Lars1701a
08-30-2009, 11:06 AM
It's not something that is normally on the "menu," as it were. By that I mean that the lady will either do it or not, but it's not something she would charge for in either case.

Whats sad is that you know all of the lingo, I pity you.

Lars1701a
08-30-2009, 11:10 AM
Hey whore boy what does your girlfriend think of you using whores? or do you lie to her? I bet she has little to no selfrespect to date a whore chaser such as your self.

Crystal Wizard
08-30-2009, 11:17 AM
Hey whore boy what does your girlfriend think of you using whores? or do you lie to her? I bet she has little to no selfrespect to date a whore chaser such as your self.

This discussion seems much more appropriate to the existing Dome thread, not GD.

Lars1701a
08-30-2009, 11:23 AM
This discussion seems much more appropriate to the existing Dome thread, not GD.

That thread was just made for you to prove your assertions, not just to bring up the ready obvious that you are a whore chasing drunk.

Crystal Wizard
08-30-2009, 11:26 AM
That thread was just made for you to prove your assertions, not just to bring up the ready obvious that you are a whore chasing drunk.

Then perhaps you should start a new Dome thread if you're that much of a purist. However, it is not a discussion that belongs in GD.

Rockntractor
08-30-2009, 11:28 AM
That thread was just made for you to prove your assertions, not just to bring up the ready obvious that you are a whore chasing drunk.

Just a drunk. I doubt he does much whore chasing at his age anymore. After all the years of drinking I seriously doubt he has enough control over his bodily functions for sex. He would have to take his diaper off!

Crystal Wizard
08-30-2009, 11:32 AM
Just a drunk. I doubt he does much whore chasing at his age anymore. After all the years of drinking I seriously doubt he has enough control over his bodily functions for sex.H e would have to take his diaper off!

I was once banned from "a" board for participating in a rather vitriolic discussion in the "Breaking News" forum. As that discussion was taking shape, I repeatedly suggested that a separate thread be started elsewhere, as it was not appropriate to the forum. Unfortunately, I let myself get involved in it and was banned (no one else was, of course). I do not intend to make that same mistake again.

Rockntractor
08-30-2009, 11:34 AM
I was once banned from "a" board for participating in a rather vitriolic discussion in the "Breaking News" forum. As that discussion was taking shape, I repeatedly suggested that a separate thread be started elsewhere, as it was not appropriate to the forum. Unfortunately, I let myself get involved in it and was banned (no one else was, of course). I do not intend to make that same mistake again.
You mean like the mistake in your diaper right now?

Lars1701a
08-30-2009, 11:35 AM
Then perhaps you should start a new Dome thread if you're that much of a purist. However, it is not a discussion that belongs in GD.

Whore boy

Since when do I listen to you? You like to ask the questions but not answering them.