View Full Version : Great Marketing Names.

09-02-2009, 10:35 PM
My tiels are eating a cooked bird food called "Cream of Tweet".

I was thinking what a great name that is for the product.

What do you think are/were some great marketing names / campaigns?

09-02-2009, 10:46 PM
Probably not what your looking for, but its funny!

Cat-shit Cookie Cutter
Recycle Cat Crap and Please Fido in the Process
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Dogs like to eat cat shit. And worse yet, they feel guilty about it. Fortunately, there is no shortage of cat shit and with some careful drying, shaping, and cutting, it can be re-used in a form that Fido can feel good about eating.
The Cosco Cat-shit Cookie Cutter (CCCC) could efficiently produce dog snacks shaped much like milk-bones, but with the smell and taste of cat turd that really gets that saliva flowing. The CCCC would shape ol' Mr Whiskers BM through extrusion, then slice, and dry it into "cookies". All you would do is drop soft cat doodie in the top and wait for "cookies" to pop out, ready for nibbling! And Fido would be feel good instead of guilty about eating it, because not only would the cookie be handed to him by you, but it would have that familiar "bone" shape.

09-02-2009, 10:51 PM
Probably not what your looking for, but its funny!

That's a good one, my dogs probably don't about the shape though.