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MountainMan
09-05-2009, 11:07 PM
Baconnaise (http://www.baconnaise.com/)

If any of you haven't tried it, you have to. The stuff tastes great. :D

PoliCon
09-05-2009, 11:22 PM
Baconnaise (http://www.baconnaise.com/)

If any of you haven't tried it, you have to. The stuff tastes great. :D

This is completely the wrong group of people to foist bacon products on! :D











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Shannon
09-06-2009, 10:15 PM
I don't know. I thought I would love bacon ranch dressing and I didn't at all. Some things should be left alone.

Rockntractor
09-06-2009, 10:23 PM
I don't know. I thought I would love bacon ranch dressing and I didn't at all. Some things should be left alone.

Isn't that strange! I tried it and didn't like it either. Peppercorn ranch is pretty good though.

BSR
09-06-2009, 10:42 PM
I don't know. I thought I would love bacon ranch dressing and I didn't at all. Some things should be left alone.

Whatever, Hitler... :rolleyes:

Shannon
09-06-2009, 10:45 PM
Whatever, Hitler... :rolleyes:

Mickey's again?

Rockntractor
09-06-2009, 10:46 PM
http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv230/upyourstruly/girl-hitler-costume.jpg?t=1252291535

Shannon
09-06-2009, 10:49 PM
I wouldn't be caught dead in those shoes.

Rockntractor
09-06-2009, 11:01 PM
I wouldn't be caught dead in those shoes.

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3054/2913289675_16bdfcf593.jpg

Shannon
09-06-2009, 11:03 PM
Or those.

Rockntractor
09-06-2009, 11:04 PM
Those look pretty good!

Rockntractor
09-06-2009, 11:04 PM
http://www.chainzphoto.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/450img_3136-copy.jpg

Shannon
09-06-2009, 11:05 PM
Not so much.

Shannon
09-06-2009, 11:05 PM
http://www.chainzphoto.com/main/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/450img_3136-copy.jpg

Yes.

Shannon
09-06-2009, 11:11 PM
Yes.

They would look much better open toed though.

Rockntractor
09-06-2009, 11:48 PM
They would look much better open toed though.

http://www.twentyonesense.com/Assets/Legs%20gold%20shoes%20b&W.jpg

BSR
09-07-2009, 05:19 AM
Mickey's again?

never again...:cool:

Gingersnap
09-07-2009, 10:51 AM
The only thing worse than shoe porn is dated, down-market shoe porn. :p

Bubba Dawg
09-07-2009, 11:05 AM
I can't stand it when someone hijacks a thread.....wait a minute.....

Anyway.

I am a mayonnaise purist. No other flavors. Just the tangy wonder that is mayonnaise.

And Miracle whip is nasty.

Bubba Dawg
09-07-2009, 11:06 AM
The only thing worse than shoe porn is dated, down-market shoe porn. :p

I love shoe porn.

Gingersnap
09-07-2009, 11:20 AM
I love shoe porn.

You wear spandex. We're not going to discuss your fashion interests. :p

Bubba Dawg
09-07-2009, 11:23 AM
You wear spandex. We're not going to discuss your fashion interests. :p

Wow, a thread with shoe porn, spandex and mayonnaise.

My widdle head is spinning. :D

Teetop
09-07-2009, 04:42 PM
I can't stand it when someone hijacks a thread.....wait a minute.....

Anyway.

I am a mayonnaise purist. No other flavors. Just the tangy wonder that is mayonnaise.

And Miracle whip is nasty.

Not even with a little lemon added?

BSR
09-07-2009, 04:48 PM
Not even with a little lemon added?

How about with Bacon? :cool:

Teetop
09-07-2009, 04:55 PM
How about with Bacon? :cool:

On a BLT. :)

Bubba Dawg
09-07-2009, 07:18 PM
Not even with a little lemon added?

Tangy = good.

Jumpy
09-07-2009, 07:38 PM
back on topic... the olive oil mayo spread ROCKS.

The shoes.... I've only recently appreciated shoes, for something other than comfort.

PoliCon
09-07-2009, 09:05 PM
Has anyone else ever made Mayo from scratch? :)

Gingersnap
09-07-2009, 09:53 PM
Has anyone else ever made Mayo from scratch? :)

Yes.

Has anyone wearing panty hose ever used a tire iron to unstick the linkage in a 3-speed van stalled in an intersection? I have and I can't recommend it.

PoliCon
09-07-2009, 10:06 PM
Mayonnaise recipe:

1 egg
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1 teaspoon salt
dash cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon sugar
1/4 cup olive oi
1 cup vegetable oil
3 tablespoons lemon juice


Put in the blender container: egg, mustard, salt, cayenne, sugar and olive oil. Cover and blend on high until thouroughly combined. With blender still running, take off the cover and slowly add 1/2 cup vegetable oil, and then the lemon juice until thouroughly blended. Add slowly the remaning vegetable oil and blend until thick. You may have to stop and start the blender to stir down the mayonnaise. Yields 1 3/4 cup.

Rockntractor
09-07-2009, 10:12 PM
Mayonnaise recipe:

1 egg
1 teaspoon dry mustard
1 teaspoon salt
dash cayenne pepper
1 teaspoon sugar
1/4 cup olive oi
1 cup vegetable oil
3 tablespoons lemon juice


Put in the blender container: egg, mustard, salt, cayenne, sugar and olive oil. Cover and blend on high until thouroughly combined. With blender still running, take off the cover and slowly add 1/2 cup vegetable oil, and then the lemon juice until thouroughly blended. Add slowly the remaning vegetable oil and blend until thick. You may have to stop and start the blender to stir down the mayonnaise. Yields 1 3/4 cup.
But mayo doesn't taste good why bother?

Shannon
09-07-2009, 10:17 PM
But mayo doesn't taste good why bother?

You are a commie.

Gingersnap
09-07-2009, 10:22 PM
You are a commie.

Say! I just read this short story that's pretty good. It's about this woman and how these particular insects eat her alive. I think the bug name started with an "R". Wanna hear about it? I've got pics. :)

PoliCon
09-07-2009, 10:27 PM
But mayo doesn't taste good why bother?

homemade tastes different than does store bought.

Rockntractor
09-07-2009, 10:35 PM
homemade tastes different than does store bought.

If you promise I might make some. If it is awful I'll feed it to my wife!:D

Shannon
09-07-2009, 10:57 PM
Say! I just read this short story that's pretty good. It's about this woman and how these particular insects eat her alive. I think the bug name started with an "R". Wanna hear about it? I've got pics. :)

I'm going to bed. I'm always curious as to what my nightmares might bring...but not this time. I will never forgive you for this.

Rockntractor
09-07-2009, 11:01 PM
Say! I just read this short story that's pretty good. It's about this woman and how these particular insects eat her alive. I think the bug name started with an "R". Wanna hear about it? I've got pics. :)

Are yah gunna explain this to me!

Gingersnap
09-07-2009, 11:08 PM
Are yah gunna explain this to me!

Dude, for some things - you just had to be there. :D

Rockntractor
09-07-2009, 11:10 PM
Dude, for some things - you just had to be there. :D

Awe shucks!

Gingersnap
09-07-2009, 11:28 PM
Awe shucks!

Cheer up! Someday, I hope the movie will go direct to video.