View Full Version : Woman's Declaration That She's a 56-Year-Old Virgin Off by One Night

09-19-2009, 10:39 AM
"A Day Early And A Dollar Short !"

We mentioned this yesterday, but now we've got the video: A woman announced at a Texas Education Agency hearing yesterday that she is a 56-year-old virgin. She thought she was testifying at a hearing about sex education. She wasn't.

Former schoolteacher Deborah Parish (we're unsure on the spelling, since we got her name from the video), wanted to impress upon the agency that you can teach kids to get sexy without taking their clothes off, a proposition for which the fact that she had gone all her 56 years without "technically" having sex somehow serves as evidence.

But before she could testify about all her gratifying fully clothed sexual experiences, the agency's members informed her that they were taking testimony on alcohol awareness—the sex ed stuff, when her virginal status would have been relevant, had all happened the day before. Read the agenda, virgin!


09-19-2009, 11:38 AM
She got caught with her pants down.

09-19-2009, 11:42 AM
She got caught with her pants down.

She must be a real looker.

09-19-2009, 11:50 AM
I can easily understand a religious person who avoids sex. I can understand a sexually active person who touts the joys of dry humping, or whatever. I just can't understand the point of a sexually semi-active middle aged virgin. :confused:

09-19-2009, 11:54 AM
I'm sure she has an enormous battery bill every month!

09-19-2009, 12:24 PM
She must be a real looker.

Actually she looks like 2 miles of bad road. Susan Boyle is cute by comparison.