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Gingersnap
09-21-2009, 12:23 PM
WARNING:

Will The Rapture take place on Monday-September 21st 2009,

at The Last Trump of Rosh Hashanah?

FALL 2009 THE END?

IS THIS THE TIME OF THE RAPTURE?

SEE: VIDEO!

&

THE START OF THE 7-YEAR TRIBULATION?
I dunno but this guy has some impressive fonts and scary looking pics to prove his point.

Last Trump (http://home.flash.net/~evt/rapture.htm)

PoliCon
09-21-2009, 12:30 PM
and when it doesn't happen - what then?

Gingersnap
09-21-2009, 12:33 PM
and when it doesn't happen - what then?

Update the web page? :confused:

Bubba Dawg
09-21-2009, 01:01 PM
May be too late but.....

http://eternal-earthbound-pets.com/Home_Page.html

NJCardFan
09-21-2009, 01:02 PM
Apparantly not. I'm still here.

Bubba Dawg
09-21-2009, 01:08 PM
Maybe not Jesus but Noah could be making a return trip. We've got really bad flooding in Georgia.

linda22003
09-21-2009, 01:35 PM
I expect at least modest rapture, since today is my wedding anniversary. :)

Bubba Dawg
09-21-2009, 01:37 PM
I expect at least modest rapture, since today is my wedding anniversary. :)

Happy anniversary. :)

It's your husband's anniversary too. :p:D

linda22003
09-21-2009, 01:51 PM
He'll be fine. :D

FlaGator
09-21-2009, 01:54 PM
and when it doesn't happen - what then?

Maybe it's already happened.

enslaved1
09-21-2009, 02:09 PM
Nope, won't happen now.
"No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

All these doomsday prophets blow it by forgetting that little verse. Announcing it guarantees it won't happen today.

Watch out once the clock strikes midnight though :D

PoliCon
09-21-2009, 05:51 PM
Maybe it's already happened.

Can't have. The last Trump of Rosh Hashanah has yet to be sounded.

BTW - Happy New Year everyone :) It's 5770 on the Hebrew calendar :)

Constitutionally Speaking
09-21-2009, 06:37 PM
Apparantly not. I'm still here.


To be fair, Sept 21st - if using the Will Pitt, Truthout method, COULD mean Sept, 28th or 29th.

Something about business days???

NJCardFan
09-21-2009, 10:26 PM
Did someone say rapture?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRL9NLQqP8

ralph wiggum
09-22-2009, 10:56 AM
I guess since it didn't happen, I shouldn't have maxed out my credit cards and floated a bunch of worthless checks. :eek: :D

Gingersnap
09-22-2009, 11:08 AM
I guess since it didn't happen, I shouldn't have maxed out my credit cards and floated a bunch of worthless checks. :eek: :D

Live and learn. :p

FlaGator
09-22-2009, 12:44 PM
I guess since it didn't happen, I shouldn't have maxed out my credit cards and floated a bunch of worthless checks. :eek: :D

Maybe it did happen and we're left behind?

Rockntractor
09-22-2009, 12:48 PM
Maybe it did happen and we're left behind?

Could you imagine the party the liberals would be having today if all the Christians were gone?

linda22003
09-22-2009, 01:00 PM
Maybe it did happen and we're left behind?

Well, is anyone you know unaccounted for? :rolleyes:

Bubba Dawg
09-22-2009, 01:05 PM
Maybe it did happen and we're left behind?

Dude. Please. We wouldn't be left behind. We'd be right behind.

stsinner
09-22-2009, 02:02 PM
Well, if it happened, I missed it. Maybe I slept through it.

AmPat
09-22-2009, 02:27 PM
I don't think so, I passed a car this morning with a bumper sticker that advised that" in case of rapture, this car will have no driver." Today being (in my calendar) the 22nd of September, and the car having a driver, I'm calling BS on this prophecy.

NJCardFan
09-23-2009, 12:34 PM
And I was hoping to drive to Stanford and have dibs on Chloe Steele.

noonwitch
09-25-2009, 01:04 PM
I don't think so, I passed a car this morning with a bumper sticker that advised that" in case of rapture, this car will have no driver." Today being (in my calendar) the 22nd of September, and the car having a driver, I'm calling BS on this prophecy.


I had a sitcker on my old junker that said "Come the rapture, can I have your car?".


I don't see Iran taking Damascus out, that would turn all of the muslim world against them. Then it would literally be them against the world.

megimoo
09-25-2009, 01:06 PM
I had a sitcker on my old junker that said "Come the rapture, can I have your car?".


I don't see Iran taking Damascus out, that would turn all of the muslim world against them. Then it would literally be them against the world.

You don't plan on going then ?

noonwitch
09-25-2009, 03:22 PM
You don't plan on going then ?



I'm not a dispensationalist. If the book of Revelation is a literal prediction, only 144,000 men who have not been defiled by the touch of women are going to be raptured- as a female, I am ineligible.

Elspeth
09-27-2009, 08:44 PM
I'm not a dispensationalist. If the book of Revelation is a literal prediction, only 144,000 men who have not been defiled by the touch of women are going to be raptured- as a female, I am ineligible.

Really? I didn't know the Rapture discriminated,

Male virgins?

OK, that's a boring Rapture. :D

Rockntractor
09-27-2009, 09:00 PM
Really? I didn't know the Rapture discriminated,

Male virgins?

OK, that's a boring Rapture. :D

I could see Noonie disguising herself and sneaking in with that bunch!