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megimoo
09-24-2009, 12:44 AM
"young Swedish womens' tophamper routinely breaking free of confinement to oscillate wildly during army PT sessions."

The Swedish armed forces have been hit by a major equipment problem, according to reports. Flimsy military brassieres are unable to stand up to the strains imposed when female Swedish troops perform "rigorous exercises", routinely bursting open or even catching fire - so forcing busty young conscripts to hurriedly strip off in the field. The revelations come courtesy of the Gothenburg Post and English-language Swedish journal The Local. The Post reported yesterday on concerns raised by the Swedish Conscription Council, an organisation concerned with the rights of conscript troops in the Swedish forces. Council spokesperson Paulina Rehbinder told The Local...snip

According to the paper:

The women complained that the bras’ fasteners have a tendency to come undone when the women performed rigorous exercise, forcing the female soldiers to take off all of their equipment in order to refasten the brassieres.

The Post apparently brought the related bosom-combustion issue to light, noting that bras can catch fire during combat and then "melt onto conscripts’ skin".

“Our opinion is that the Swedish Armed Forces should have ordered good, flame-proof underwear,” Rehbinder said.

“There should be suitable apparel for women.”

Rehbinder reportedly added that the problems have persisted for twenty years, with generations of young Swedish womens' tophamper routinely breaking free of confinement to oscillate wildly during army PT sessions and field exercises - presumably often followed by impromptu stripteases as the more jubtabulously fortunate female troops sought to re-fasten their flimsy government lingerie.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/09/23/swedish_military_bras/

djones520
09-24-2009, 12:49 AM
It's a shame we don't have that problem. :(

FeebMaster
09-24-2009, 07:32 AM
Bad news: http://www.mil.se/en/About-the-Armed-Forces/Joining-the-Armed-Forces/

PoliCon
09-24-2009, 08:26 AM
It's a shame we don't have that problem. :(

What's a real shame is that we don't have pics!!:D

Gingersnap
09-24-2009, 10:31 AM
Flaming underwear alert.

PoliCon
09-24-2009, 10:51 AM
Flaming underwear alert.

Now there's a flame war that can be enjoyed ;)

Rockntractor
09-24-2009, 10:54 AM
That's hawt!

megimoo
09-24-2009, 01:36 PM
Flaming underwear alert.

.......................................
Attack of the loose boob!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7loP7OsLZ8&feature=related
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Loose boob!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MohiJL0KolU&feature=related
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Megaguns91
09-24-2009, 04:20 PM
.......................................
Attack of the loose boob!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7loP7OsLZ8&feature=related
......................
Loose boob!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MohiJL0KolU&feature=related
...................

HA!
why does it sound like a gurgling fish tank?

megimoo
09-24-2009, 08:13 PM
HA!
why does it sound like a gurgling fish tank?All those gallons of lactate .

stsinner
09-24-2009, 08:17 PM
Europeans aren't quite as impressed with seeing the odd boob as we are, because they see bare boobs on billboards advertising milk or cars and also late at night when the tv stations start running their soft-core porn advertising the phone sex lines.. I lived in Switzerland for 6 months, and I never quite got used to it after a lifetime of being shielded from the glorious breast like it was the holy grail.. All of a sudden it had lost its luster..

SarasotaRepub
09-24-2009, 08:18 PM
Flaming Boobies!!! :D

BSR
09-24-2009, 09:27 PM
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/129/321421416_778e4cda62.jpg?v=0