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megimoo
09-30-2009, 12:57 AM
A poll of 15,000 women found that Germans are considered "too smelly".

English lovers came second because they are so lazy, while men from Sweden were branded "too quick to finish" and came third.

Spanish men topped the table as the best lovers, followed by Brazilians and Italians.

The poll, carried out by global research site www.OnePoll.com, asked women from 20 countries to rate nations on their ability in bed and give reasons for their answers.

Germans were deemed to have bad body odour,

Englishmen were accused of letting women do all the work,

whilst Swedes were a bit too quick to finish.
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WORLD'S WORST LOVERS:

1. Germany (too smelly)

2. England (too lazy)

3. Sweden (too quick)

4. Holland (too dominating)

5. America (too rough)

6. Greece (too lovey-dovey)

7. Wales (too selfish)

8. Scotland (too loud)

9. Turkey (too sweaty)

10. Russia (too hairy)

WORLD'S BEST LOVERS

1. Spain

2. Brazil

3. Italy

4. France

5. Ireland

6. South Africa

7. Australia

8. New Zealand

9. Denmark

10. Canada

Rockntractor
09-30-2009, 01:27 AM
Obviously a study compiled by a Spaniard!:mad:

linda22003
09-30-2009, 08:12 AM
I am qualified to defend the categories in the British Isles, and I say their categorization is a calumny! ;)

megimoo
09-30-2009, 08:30 AM
Obviously a study compiled by a Spaniard!:mad:Why,are you one of the smelly Germans ?

Rockntractor
09-30-2009, 10:20 AM
Why,are you one of the smelly Germans ?

A combination of the bottom three.

Gingersnap
09-30-2009, 10:23 AM
Exactly what is "too rough"? :confused:

ralph wiggum
09-30-2009, 10:25 AM
Exactly what is "too rough"? :confused:

LOL! :D

Rockntractor
09-30-2009, 10:25 AM
Exactly what is "too rough"? :confused:

We wake them up first over here. The Spanish let them sleep.

BadCat
09-30-2009, 10:27 AM
We wake them up first over here. The Spanish let them sleep.

We do?