View Full Version : 'Splain Thees Theeng Tu Me, Luci!

09-30-2009, 06:27 PM
Why is it that if you cross the North Korean border illegally you get thrown into prison and get 12 years of hard labor...

If you cross the Iranian border while out leisurely hiking in the hills you get arrested and imprisoned...

But if you cross the U.S., border illegally, you get a drivers license, a free lawyer, free food called "food stamps," free basic health care at any hospital, free housing in shelters, and when you get old, free Social Security?

Whose bright idea was this? !