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Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 07:10 PM
You saucy boys and naughty girls.

Rockntractor
10-08-2009, 07:11 PM
You saucy boys and naughty girls.
I'm whining about the rain and cutting the cheese!

JB
10-08-2009, 07:11 PM
Why did you post a thread like this in the wrong forum?

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 07:13 PM
Why did you post a thread like this in the wrong forum?

To annoy you. :p

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 07:14 PM
I'm whining about the rain and cutting the cheese!

If not for the rain, you would be cutting grass.

Rockntractor
10-08-2009, 07:16 PM
If not for the rain, you would be cutting grass.
I make money cutting grass.

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 07:18 PM
I make money cutting grass.

But your cut cheese, no doubt, has both body and bouquet?

Shannon
10-08-2009, 07:20 PM
Why did you post a thread like this in the wrong forum?

It's your sock, isn't it?

JB
10-08-2009, 07:33 PM
It's your sock, isn't it?Come on Shannon. Have I ever acted like a homosexual on this board?

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 07:37 PM
Come on Shannon. Have I ever acted like a homosexual on this board?

On this board?

Are you saying you reserve your homosexual acts for other boards?

Lars1701a
10-08-2009, 07:44 PM
So Cw how are you doing?

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 07:47 PM
So Cw how are you doing?

Ha! And again I say, Ha!

CW is cultured and has a sparkling wit, but I am not he. I am Crapouillot.

Lars1701a
10-08-2009, 07:50 PM
[QUOTE=Crapouillot;195003]Ha! And again I say, Ha!

CW is uncultured and is a sparkling Twit.



Fixored

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 07:52 PM
[QUOTE=Crapouillot;195003]Ha! And again I say, Ha!

CW is uncultured and is a sparkling Twit.



Fixored

Very adroitly done Lars. Perhaps you should shave your knuckles. That might prevent some of your typos. :p

Shannon
10-08-2009, 07:57 PM
Come on Shannon. Have I ever acted like a homosexual on this board?

This is a trick question, isn't it?

Gingersnap
10-08-2009, 08:37 PM
You saucy boys and naughty girls.

Question to the cheese-eating surrender monkey: Between the two of them, whom do you prefer: Stéphane Mallarmé or Paul Verlaine?

Bonus points if you want me to Fed Ex you some wormwood. :p

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 08:40 PM
Question to the cheese-eating surrender monkey: Between the two of them, whom do you prefer: Stéphane Mallarmé or Paul Verlaine?

Bonus points if you want me to Fed Ex you some wormwood. :p

I love them both.

How decadent of you to ask. What are you wearing?

Gingersnap
10-08-2009, 08:44 PM
I love them both.

How decadent of you to ask. What are you wearing?


A smile but not in a semi-nude Catherine Deneuve kind of way. :D

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 08:47 PM
A smile but not in a semi-nude Catherine Deneuve kind of way. :D

Dang....I mean, Ma Cherie. You would look good in anything. :o

Apache
10-08-2009, 08:51 PM
I'm whining about the rain and cutting the cheese!Ditto

You in Indiana too :confused:

Apache
10-08-2009, 08:56 PM
Who ever this peace frog is I'm getting some much needed laughs from his/her/it's posts....



but I think my boss is going to have to stock up on keyboards if he stays....:o

Gingersnap
10-08-2009, 09:06 PM
Who ever this peace frog is I'm getting some much needed laughs from his/her/it's posts....



but I think my boss is going to have to stock up on keyboards if he stays....:o

Oh, I think we'll be seeing more of the little toad. :D

Bubba Dawg
10-08-2009, 09:07 PM
Oh, I think we'll be seeing more of the little toad. :D

He's my little sidekick. Dean Martin to my Jerry Lewis. :cool:

Gingersnap
10-08-2009, 09:09 PM
He's my little sidekick. Dean Martin to my Jerry Lewis. :cool:

So, smarter, better-looking, and not homeschooled by squirrels?

Bubba Dawg
10-08-2009, 09:13 PM
So, smarter, better-looking, and not homeschooled by squirrels?

Well. There is that.

And he can sing and dance!!!!

He followed me home. Can I keep him? Huh?! Huh?! Can I keep him?

Ree
10-08-2009, 09:14 PM
You saucy boys and naughty girls.
Anything? Are ya sure you're up for that?

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 09:16 PM
Anything? Are ya sure you're up for that?

Oui, ma cherie.

You may put me to the test. I am putty in your hands.

Gingersnap
10-08-2009, 09:17 PM
Well. There is that.

And he can sing and dance!!!!

He followed me home. Can I keep him? Huh?! Huh?! Can I keep him?

I'm not making any promises. The last Frenchie we let you keep ran away because you never played with him. :cool:

Ree
10-08-2009, 09:18 PM
Oui, ma cherie.

You may put me to the test. I am putty in your hands.
No one warned ya about me?

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 09:22 PM
No one warned ya about me?

Yes. It only served to put a tiger in my tank....grooooowwwwlllllll.......meow meow.....

Bubba Dawg
10-08-2009, 09:23 PM
I'm not making any promises. The last Frenchie we let you keep ran away because you never played with him. :cool:

I'm older now. And this one has a cool name.

If I can keep him I'll lead the squirrels out of your garage!

And I'll take really good care of him. :)

Ree
10-08-2009, 09:24 PM
Yes. It only served to put a tiger in my tank....grooooowwwwlllllll.......meow meow.....
If I say what I want to...this thread will end up in the dome:D

Gingersnap
10-08-2009, 09:28 PM
I'm older now. And this one has a cool name.

If I can keep him I'll lead the squirrels out of your garage!

And I'll take really good care of him. :)

We'll see. He makes one dump in the Lounge and I'm giving him to PETA. Is that clear, young man?

Bubba Dawg
10-08-2009, 09:29 PM
We'll see. He makes one dump in the Lounge and I'm giving him to PETA. Is that clear, young man?

Yes ma'am. :):D

He likes Frank Zappa. He told me that.

Ree
10-08-2009, 09:30 PM
You're not bein much fun Ginger....:p

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 09:31 PM
Yes ma'am. :):D

He likes Frank Zappa. He told me that.

I also like Steve Vai and the Doors. And Skynyrd.

You'll make them think I'm weird.....:mad:

Gingersnap
10-08-2009, 09:33 PM
You're not bein much fun Ginger....:p

You don't have to steam clean this place after hours.

Ree
10-08-2009, 09:33 PM
I also like Steve Vai and the Doors. And Skynyrd.

You'll make them think I'm weird.....:mad:
To late...some of us already do

Ree
10-08-2009, 09:34 PM
You don't have to steam clean this place after hours.
I told ya to go with tile not carpet....:p
Or concrete with a drain in the floor...they ya'd just have to hose it down...

Gingersnap
10-08-2009, 09:36 PM
I told ya to go with tile not carpet....:p
Or concrete with a drain in the floor...they ya'd just have to hose it down...

LOL! They get drunk, they slip and fall - what am I gonna do?

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 09:39 PM
To late...some of us already do

So, what you're saying is that some people here don't think I'm weird.

My Legend is growing. :cool:

Ree
10-08-2009, 09:39 PM
LOL! They get drunk, they slip and fall - what am I gonna do?
make em put a helmet on...or sign a release..or do what I laugh your ass off when they get drunk and fall down(i know I'm a bitch)

Ree
10-08-2009, 09:41 PM
So, what you're saying is that some people here don't think I'm weird.

My Legend is growing. :cool:
The Legend of the cheese eatin surrender monkey asshat......
Now that's somethin to be really proud of...:rolleyes:

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 09:43 PM
The Legend of the cheese eatin surrender monkey asshat......
Now that's somethin to be really proud of...:rolleyes:

I surrender unconditionally to you.....

Ree
10-08-2009, 10:16 PM
I surrender unconditionally to you.....
WOOOHOOOO target practice...:D

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 10:26 PM
WOOOHOOOO target practice...:D

For the moon never beams
Without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Tennessee Ree.
And the stars never rise
But I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Tennessee Ree

typed from a bunker with a helmet on......

Ree
10-08-2009, 10:31 PM
For the moon never beams
Without bringing me dreams
Of the beautiful Tennessee Ree.
And the stars never rise
But I feel the bright eyes
Of the beautiful Tennessee Ree

typed from a bunker with a helmet on......
think that would stop me?

Crapouillot
10-08-2009, 10:35 PM
think that would stop me?

No.

But it would slow you down, maybe a little.
........
Gimmie three steps out the door
Gimmie three steps
Gimmie three step....etc.....

Ree
10-08-2009, 11:32 PM
No.

But it would slow you down, maybe a little.
........
Gimmie three steps out the door
Gimmie three steps
Gimmie three step....etc.....
The only thing slowin me down is the Capt