View Full Version : Miami Has Gators in the Sewers

10-10-2009, 01:32 PM
Fire fighters rescue a 7-foot gator from a storm drain Urban myth our fat fannies!

Miami-Dade Fire Rescue pulled a 7-foot, 150-pound alligator from a storm drain in a residential neighborhood Friday afternoon, just before it could burst from underneath the street and take its revenge on the person who flushed it down the toilet.

Not really. No one knows how the reptile got stuck in the sewer, but our guess is it was flushed as a baby and then grew up in the sewers while eating rats, beef patties and the occasional chihuahua. Rescue officials think it just wandered...