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megimoo
10-16-2009, 08:35 AM
With Halloween a mere two weeks away you may be scrambling, having remembered that you don't yet have a costume and every store in your neighborhood has already been plundered.

Just remember, no matter how bad you may feel about whatever you come up with, as long as you're not dressed in one of the costumes below, you're all set.

"The DUmp's Will Pitt Favorites."

Children's "Pimp" Costume
"Elton Jon Benet" Costume
Sexy "Nemo" Costume
"Beastiality" Costume
"Anna Rexia" Costume
"Down For The Count"
Suicide Bomber" Children's Costume
"Droopers" Costume
"Rasta Man" Costumes
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"Zombie Fetus" Costume

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/10/14/the-most-inappropriate-ha_n_317731.html

fettpett
10-16-2009, 11:56 AM
most of them were pretty inapporate but don't surprise me, though some were pretty hot, the nemo and skelton one were pretty decent and hot, couple were funny, but i didn't get the "shocker" one...but w/e

though the fact that they are on Huffington post is pretty weird for that site, guess some liberals do have standards LOL

noonwitch
10-16-2009, 01:43 PM
One of my coworkers dressed her 8 year old very inappropriately last year for Halloween. I'm not sure what she was supposed to be, but she looked like an 8 year old streetwalker.

Speedy
10-16-2009, 01:55 PM
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t313/JenserLP/priest-costume.jpg

linda22003
10-16-2009, 02:02 PM
http://i163.photobucket.com/albums/t313/JenserLP/priest-costume.jpg

There are so many reasons I'm going to hell; laughing at this is just the latest. :p

NJCardFan
10-17-2009, 02:12 AM
Can somebody please explain to me why every costume for a woman is some sort of a slut motif?

lacarnut
10-17-2009, 01:09 PM
There are so many reasons I'm going to hell; laughing at this is just the latest. :p

I might just punch this sick mother fucking faggot in the mouth.

samurai
10-17-2009, 01:28 PM
Can somebody please explain to me why every costume for a woman is some sort of a slut motif?

Sure... because they all come from the Girls's Costume Warehouse:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4rUiV_Hh74&feature=fvw

BadCat
10-17-2009, 04:30 PM
I think this "Ghostbuster" costume is nice...on the appropriate woman.

http://www.halloweencostumes4u.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000003/888607.jpg

or maybe this one...

http://www.fullhalloween.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/playboy_halloween_costumes_sexy_party-factorblog-009-350x350.jpg

Speedy
10-17-2009, 04:51 PM
http://www.fullhalloween.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/playboy_halloween_costumes_sexy_party-factorblog-009-350x350.jpg

A girl wore this costume to work on halloween a couple of years ago. Like the model, she had the body for it. Very little work got done in her section that day.

PoliCon
10-17-2009, 06:35 PM
http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s223/fefe_ho/BestHalloweenCostumeEver.jpg

http://lh3.ggpht.com/_MFslwcqLKIE/SsfmDqEFh3I/AAAAAAAABV0/hXe1i36GbmE/hallow.jpg

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_MFslwcqLKIE/SsfmLbnvfeI/AAAAAAAABWE/jBBhlFHkQXY/worst-halloween-costume-ever.jpg

noonwitch
10-19-2009, 09:04 AM
I don't know why this is, but the guy in the Tigger suit and Spiderman underwear really frightens me. Maybe he's a not-so-closet furry.

Gingersnap
10-19-2009, 09:35 AM
Can somebody please explain to me why every costume for a woman is some sort of a slut motif?

Because all costumes for adults are now "ironic" and the only fashion irony currently allowed for women involves inappropriate sexual displays.

In my mind, you've seen one ironic slut and you've seen them all. I'd much rather see adults dress up as literary characters or historical figures with the odd demon or werewolf thrown in for spice.

NJCardFan
10-19-2009, 10:15 AM
Because all costumes for adults are now "ironic" and the only fashion irony currently allowed for women involves inappropriate sexual displays.

In my mind, you've seen one ironic slut and you've seen them all. I'd much rather see adults dress up as literary characters or historical figures with the odd demon or werewolf thrown in for spice.

I like doing movie characters. Last year I was Capt. Spaulding from House of 1,000 Corpses. But I just find it funny how 99% of costumes for women are slutty. Even some of the costumes for tweens and teens. Take a look at this costume meant for a tween:
http://www.halloweenfantasy.com/files/thumbnails/60727.jpg
Would you let your 12 or 13 year old daughter wear something like that?

And look at these for young, young girls:
http://www.damemagazine.com/uploads/wysiwygpro/2008/04/libbylu/libbylou_text_girls.jpg

Gingersnap
10-19-2009, 11:15 AM
Would you let your 12 or 13 year old daughter wear something like that?


No. Even I wouldn't wear something like that to a party for adults.

Goldwater
10-19-2009, 11:18 AM
No. Even I wouldn't wear something like that to a party for adults.

Even you? :D

Gingersnap
10-19-2009, 11:35 AM
Even you? :D

Even me and I could carry it off. ;)


:D

megimoo
10-19-2009, 12:34 PM
Because all costumes for adults are now "ironic" and the only fashion irony currently allowed for women involves inappropriate sexual displays.

In my mind, you've seen one ironic slut and you've seen them all. I'd much rather see adults dress up as literary characters or historical figures with the odd demon or werewolf thrown in for spice.
Social Class has been Displaced by Sexual Depravity Posturing as Novelty.

Gingersnap
10-19-2009, 01:04 PM
Social Class has been Displaced by Sexual Depravity Posturing as Novelty.

Too true. But ironically (heh, heh) no sexual depravity is truly novel. In fact, sexual depravities and perversions have to be the oldest, dullest, most throughly documented behaviors on the planet. ;)

megimoo
10-19-2009, 02:01 PM
Too true. But ironically (heh, heh) no sexual depravity is truly novel. In fact, sexual depravities and perversions have to be the oldest, dullest, most throughly documented behaviors on the planet. ;)It's turned into Musical Parody that would shake Aleister Crowley And the Marquis de Sade to the bone !

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Enr4W6FsSpk&NR=1

xavierob82
10-19-2009, 03:26 PM
Can somebody please explain to me why every costume for a woman is some sort of a slut motif?


Duh. Because women want to get noticed.

And women get hornier as the holiday season approaches.