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Sonnabend
11-20-2009, 07:06 PM
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26380138-23109,00.html


CUBA'S government has offered its first free penis implants, part of a program set to be expanded across the communist island, an official newspaper reported.

It is likely not what Karl Marx had in mind when he imagined a society transformed "from each according to his abilities, to each according to his needs'', but Juventud Rebelde reported the silicon and silver penis implants were set to become more common.

Men in seven Cuban provinces will be eligible for the procedure, which urologist Juan Carlos Yip boasted was normally "exclusive to first-world countries and at a high cost".

"It will be carried out in patients whose sexual suffering does not respond positively to traditional treatments,'' he said.

The over-40s and those with diabetes or circulation problems are set to be first in line

Oookay.....:eek:

Bubba Dawg
11-20-2009, 07:29 PM
This is also a feature of Obamacare. Silver coins will be melted down and utilized so that people can feel the change.......

megimoo
11-20-2009, 07:35 PM
http://www.news.com.au/story/0,27574,26380138-23109,00.html



Oookay.....:eek:Are these going to be like silver cigar tubes to carry your willy around in ?

Bubba Dawg
11-20-2009, 07:39 PM
Are these going to be like silver cigar tubes to carry your willy around in ?

willy? :D

lacarnut
11-20-2009, 07:43 PM
The more silver used in pecker implants the better. I own a shit pot full of silver and with additional uses of silver my coins will jump that much in value. I finally found something a Commie is good for.:rolleyes: Would not be surprised if silver jumped from $18.50 an ounce to $40 in the next year or two.

Gingersnap
11-20-2009, 07:51 PM
This is also a feature of Obamacare. Silver coins will be melted down and utilized so that people can feel the change.......

Dude, that was just wrong. LOL!

Bubba Dawg
11-20-2009, 08:02 PM
Dude, that was just wrong. LOL!

I'm on a roll.....

megimoo
11-20-2009, 08:18 PM
willy? :DHerbie?