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Bubba Dawg
11-24-2009, 08:40 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8U0HxhR2Bc&feature=related

SarasotaRepub
11-24-2009, 10:31 PM
What they don't put on YouTube. :D

Rockntractor
11-24-2009, 10:46 PM
Women aren't supposed to fart!:eek:

Bubba Dawg
11-24-2009, 11:03 PM
Women aren't supposed to fart!:eek:

Single women don't fart.

Until a woman is married, she doesn't have an asshole, and after a divorce, she left her asshole behind.

Rockntractor
11-24-2009, 11:18 PM
Single women don't fart.

Until a woman is married, she doesn't have an asshole, and after a divorce, she left her asshole behind.

I can see the logic in that.

lurkalot
11-25-2009, 12:44 AM
What frightens me the most..is that you found this on youtube. What exactly did you type into the search?
:eek:

Rockntractor
11-25-2009, 12:45 AM
What frightens me the most..is that you found this on youtube. What exactly did you type into the search?
:eek:

You don't browse farting vids?:confused:

malloc
11-25-2009, 05:36 AM
Hi, and welcome to the internet. :D Currently the internet isn't controlled by politics, or law, or anything or anyone. However, the society and users of said internet have developed some guidelines in the form of rules (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rules%20of%20the%20internet) that might be of some use to help out those who are shocked or appalled by such online behavior, showcases or posts.

The specific rules I'd like to point out in this particular "Women Farting in the Pool" showcase are Rule 34, Rule 34(a) and Rule 34 (c).

Rule 34 states: If it exists than there is porn of it on the internet, no exceptions.

We can see this rule has been proven true. The fact that women possibly could fart in a pool exists, therefore there is a video (porn) detailing it's fantasized practice.


Rule 34(a) states: Once something has been seen, it cannot be unseen.

Since our internet experience isn't regulated by a safety agency or nanny-state, we should all know that porn of any and everything exists on the internet, even porn of women farting in bodies of water, because Rule 34 explains that. We should also know that Rule 34(a) says we cannot unsee something. Therefore it it up to the individual consumer of Rule 34 porn to regulate his or her ocular input by deciding to click or not click.

Finally Rule 34(c) states that: If porn of "it" exists under Rule 34, than plushy and/or furry porn of it also exists; Apply Rule 34(a) in spades here, because once you've seen it.....


(P.S. This was intended to be geek-internet-savvy-humorous. Anyone familiar with /b/ or Anonymous or internet memes in general is probably wetting themselves with laughter at the moment. If this seems stupid or vulgar to you than I apologize. However, we live online under a completely different set of rules. )

stsinner
11-25-2009, 08:38 AM
WHAT?? I didn't even think women has assholes!! I thought they turned all their food into energy for housework! :confused:

Bubba Dawg
11-25-2009, 08:20 PM
What frightens me the most..is that you found this on youtube. What exactly did you type into the search?
:eek:

Ass Rash videos. They were too graphic so I picked this one.

Okay, I'll come clean. I was looking for fart-lighting videos. :o:D

Bubba Dawg
11-25-2009, 08:21 PM
Hi, and welcome to the internet. :D Currently the internet isn't controlled by politics, or law, or anything or anyone. However, the society and users of said internet have developed some guidelines in the form of rules (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=rules%20of%20the%20internet) that might be of some use to help out those who are shocked or appalled by such online behavior, showcases or posts.

The specific rules I'd like to point out in this particular "Women Farting in the Pool" showcase are Rule 34, Rule 34(a) and Rule 34 (c).

Rule 34 states: If it exists than there is porn of it on the internet, no exceptions.

We can see this rule has been proven true. The fact that women possibly could fart in a pool exists, therefore there is a video (porn) detailing it's fantasized practice.


Rule 34(a) states: Once something has been seen, it cannot be unseen.

Since our internet experience isn't regulated by a safety agency or nanny-state, we should all know that porn of any and everything exists on the internet, even porn of women farting in bodies of water, because Rule 34 explains that. We should also know that Rule 34(a) says we cannot unsee something. Therefore it it up to the individual consumer of Rule 34 porn to regulate his or her ocular input by deciding to click or not click.

Finally Rule 34(c) states that: If porn of "it" exists under Rule 34, than plushy and/or furry porn of it also exists; Apply Rule 34(a) in spades here, because once you've seen it.....


(P.S. This was intended to be geek-internet-savvy-humorous. Anyone familiar with /b/ or Anonymous or internet memes in general is probably wetting themselves with laughter at the moment. If this seems stupid or vulgar to you than I apologize. However, we live online under a completely different set of rules. )

Makes sense to me. :D

Rockntractor
11-25-2009, 08:24 PM
I bet Linda Numbers pronounces all her farts exactly the same!:D

Bubba Dawg
11-25-2009, 08:28 PM
I bet Linda Numbers pronounces all her farts exactly the same!:D

With just the right resonance....or is it assonance?