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Crazy Eddie
12-03-2009, 03:07 PM
I don't want to be punished with a baby. :D

linda22003
12-03-2009, 03:12 PM
Welcome! Do you need an extra pillow? :)

Crazy Eddie
12-03-2009, 03:14 PM
Welcome! Do you need an extra pillow? :)




Nope I'm feeling fine. :D

Speedy
12-03-2009, 03:36 PM
I don't want to be punished with a baby. :D

I have two daughters. The oldest is my wife's for sure, but the second, I fucked around so much, we are not sure who the mother is.

BadCat
12-03-2009, 04:38 PM
Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.


Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.

Bongo55
12-03-2009, 07:44 PM
Ahhh the ol purple marbles, what memories. I was actually three weeks too late in getting mine. I was still a little sore, and my fun loving wife put a positive preg test stick on the toilet tank for me to find.

SaintLouieWoman
12-04-2009, 03:11 PM
So are you feeling better today, Crazy Eddie?

Speedy
12-04-2009, 03:39 PM
my fun loving wife put a positive preg test stick on the toilet tank for me to find.

A few months after I got paroled in 2001, I still had my prison muscles and abs and at 41 I started banging this married 23 year old. She was hot and looked like Morena Baccarin. I had been tagging that ass for about three months when one night as we were lying in bed she says that she and her husband were trying to have a baby.

I was shocked to my very core. "You do know how that happens right?" was all I could think of to say.

asdf2231
12-04-2009, 05:18 PM
Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.


Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.

Am I reading this correctly?

You were laying there with your feet up and the cat jumped on you and then you...

Oh HELL no!


:D

djones520
12-06-2009, 01:50 AM
Am I reading this correctly?

You were laying there with your feet up and the cat jumped on you and then you...

Oh HELL no!


:D

Bwahahahahahahaa.

AlmostThere
12-06-2009, 03:19 AM
Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.


Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.

Your cat jumped in your lap so you had sex with it? :eek:

RobJohnson
12-06-2009, 03:29 AM
Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.


Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.

You simply did not know any better as you where only 14 at the time.

Lanie
12-06-2009, 12:05 PM
Keep your feet up.
Don't let your cat jump on your lap.
Don't have sex tonight.


Those were the mistakes I made when I got mine.

I guess we now know where your name comes from. :D

Lanie
12-06-2009, 12:06 PM
Eddie, I just want to say that I think you're cool for doing what you did because a lot of men won't do that.

BadCat
12-06-2009, 12:15 PM
Alright bozos...I had sex with my girlfriend that night, I figured "hey why not? I feel pretty good". Lets' just say that after that particular bout of testicular abuse, the "afterglow" was not what I was anticipating.

Being rather severely injured at this point, I went down into the TV room and lay on the couch, with my feet elevated as the Dr. had instructed me.

I happened to glance down and see my 20 lb tom cat looking up at me wanting to be petted. I could not move fast enough to stop him from jumping into my lap.