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PoliCon
12-12-2009, 08:05 AM
I'm sick. I'm not saying this to garner sympathy. I'm just stating fact. I have a wicked cough and a fever and the chills and I can't sleep so I'm irritable. And this morning when I went to use the bathroom someone - who shall remain nameless - loaded the TP the wrong way on the spool. :mad: So that brings me to:

TOTD: OVER HAND OR UNDERHAND? Which way is the RIGHT way to load the TP?

Rockntractor
12-12-2009, 09:41 AM
Suck it up pinhead!

megimoo
12-12-2009, 10:09 AM
Suck it up pinhead!Tell him to go back to using his left hand !

Gingersnap
12-12-2009, 10:23 AM
Overhand. I believe this clearly stated Deuteroviticus II. The New Covenant changed a lot but not this. :D

I'm sorry you're sick. I have to make a bazillion Christmas cookies so I feel kind of sick myself.

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 10:48 AM
Overhand. I believe this clearly stated Deuteroviticus II. The New Covenant changed a lot but not this. :D
PREACH IT SISTER!

linda22003
12-12-2009, 11:03 AM
I'm happy to see there are no votes for "does it really matter?" which has NO place even being in the poll.

RobJohnson
12-12-2009, 12:06 PM
It's raining out. I'm heading out to look at some new furniture. What I have is still pretty nice & looks like new. I want a different recliner as mine seems to have a broken spring (or two) and keeps getting lower to the ground! Then I might need a sofa to match, LOL. I also want a different table & chairs...

My place is small & cozy, just perfect for me and the overnight guests. :D It's just a couple years old..not much to fix or repair. No one can bother me, as I have a gate & a guard. No door knockers here!

I need new stuff to match my new laptop that I just bought. :p

TOTD: Who cares? :eek::p

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 12:10 PM
I'm happy to see there are no votes for "does it really matter?" which has NO place even being in the poll.Because we have members like this:




TOTD: Who cares? :eek::p :p

BadCat
12-12-2009, 12:14 PM
I prefer overhand, but we have to mount ours underhand.

5 cats think an overhand mount is GREAT fun.

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 12:17 PM
Overhand.

But we do have to keep the bathroom door closed because of three very fascinated cats.

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 12:33 PM
Overhand.

But we do have to keep the bathroom door closed because of three very fascinated cats.

I guess I should be glad that no cat I have ever had played that game.

Gingersnap
12-12-2009, 12:36 PM
Is it really worth keeping a cat that makes you alter your toilet paper preferences?

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 12:37 PM
Is it really worth keeping a cat that makes you alter your toilet paper preferences?

the lady has a point

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 12:47 PM
Is it really worth keeping a cat that makes you alter your toilet paper preferences?

The cats are here mainly because of Miz Bubba, but after almost 24 years I've gotten to be very fond of them. They can even tolerate me....sometimes.

linda22003
12-12-2009, 01:40 PM
Is it really worth keeping a cat that makes you alter your toilet paper preferences?

That sentence is just a little too long. "Is it really worth keeping a cat?" covers it.

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 01:44 PM
That sentence is just a little too long. "Is it really worth keeping a cat?" covers it.

Every time you pull TP, you make that little hotel fold when you're done, don't you.....:p

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 01:50 PM
Every time you pull TP, you make that little hotel fold when you're done, don't you.....:p

what do you do? Mash it up into a wad? :rolleyes:

lacarnut
12-12-2009, 01:55 PM
Every time you pull TP, you make that little hotel fold when you're done, don't you.....:p

And goes bananas when someone leaves the toilet seat up.:(

linda22003
12-12-2009, 03:26 PM
Every time you pull TP, you make that little hotel fold when you're done, don't you.....:p

I don't do it; the maids do when they're here on Fridays.

linda22003
12-12-2009, 03:27 PM
And goes bananas when someone leaves the toilet seat up.:(

No need. Nothing keeps a marriage as happy as separate bathrooms. :D

Shannon
12-12-2009, 03:50 PM
I'm going to some ice thing tonight that is supposed to be just fantastic. It's by Disney. I hate driving out there.:( It's a work thing though so I must attend. Dammit, man.


TOTD: I used to be particular about this. Now I just want the god damn toilet paper replaced when somebody uses the last of it.:mad:

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 04:11 PM
I'm going to some ice thing tonight that is supposed to be just fantastic. It's by Disney. I hate driving out there.:( It's a work thing though so I must attend. Dammit, man.


TOTD: I used to be particular about this. Now I just want the god damn toilet paper replaced when somebody uses the last of it.:mad:

Replacing TP is Wimmin's work......

runs...

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 04:12 PM
And goes bananas when someone leaves the toilet seat up.:(

The seat belongs up.

Some peeples jes don't unnerstand.......

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 04:12 PM
what do you do? Mash it up into a wad? :rolleyes:

Dude, you're the expert on what to do with wads.....:p

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 04:20 PM
The seat belongs up.

Some peeples jes don't unnerstand.......

I don't know about in your bumpkin hovels - but civilized folk have LIDS for our toilets. The LID belongs closed.

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 04:37 PM
[QUOTE=PoliCon;215410]I don't know about in your bumpkin hovels - but civilized folk have LIDS for our toilets. The LID belongs closed.[/QUOTE

I leave the lid up so that if you do come by and try to splash on some eau de toilette the lid can fall down on year fingers.

Also, If you close the lid you can't see all the tropical fish in the rest of the toilet seat.

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 06:23 PM
I don't know about in your bumpkin hovels - but civilized folk have LIDS for our toilets. The LID belongs closed.

I leave the lid up so that if you do come by and try to splash on some eau de toilette the lid can fall down on year fingers.

Also, If you close the lid you can't see all the tropical fish in the rest of the toilet seat.

Or the log you left floating. :rolleyes:

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 07:14 PM
[QUOTE=Bubba Dawg;215413]

Or the log you left floating. :rolleyes:

Once I hit my late 40's I stopped having floaters.

Even with all the extra fiber.

Weird.

Rockntractor
12-12-2009, 07:46 PM
[QUOTE=PoliCon;215425]

Once I hit my late 40's I stopped having floaters.

Even with all the extra fiber.

Weird.

Yeah whats up with that!

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 07:48 PM
[QUOTE=Bubba Dawg;215445]

Yeah whats up with that!

Hard to say. Way stickier than it used to be. Hard to flush.

Rockntractor
12-12-2009, 07:49 PM
Replacing TP is Wimmin's work......

runs...

That woman keeps my bathroom clean and the paper refilled!

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 07:50 PM
That woman keeps my bathroom clean and the paper refilled!

I'm sure you're just flushed with pride.

Rockntractor
12-12-2009, 07:54 PM
I'm sure you're just flushed with pride.
I have a handle on it!

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 07:58 PM
I have a handle on it!

Well keep a lid on it, and keep that lid down. Poli is sensitive about such...... :D

Even if you can't see all the tropical fish.....

Rockntractor
12-12-2009, 08:01 PM
Well keep a lid on it, and keep that lid down. Poli is sensitive about such...... :D

Even if you can't see all the tropical fish.....
Poli wants the lid closed because he is a midget and could fall in and drown if there are no floaters to grab hold of!

Teetop
12-12-2009, 08:21 PM
This will be the greatest debate known to man, or woman....


Ladies it is overhand!

That way you can see the imprint of the contours, of the ass wipe.:eek:

Not the reverse.

:cool:

(This is bad as, seat up, or down.:rolleyes:)

Teetop
12-12-2009, 08:23 PM
Poli wants the lid closed because he is a midget and could fall in and drown if there are no floaters to grab hold of!

Someday soon, I'm going to drive seven hours just to punch you.

For that comment!:D

lacarnut
12-12-2009, 08:47 PM
Poli wants the lid closed because he is a midget and could fall in and drown if there are no floaters to grab hold of!

Oh, Shit.:)

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 10:51 PM
ok - which two FREAKS voted underhand?

Rockntractor
12-12-2009, 10:53 PM
ok - which two FREAKS voted underhand?
You could have set it up so that it would tell you Half Pint!

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 10:54 PM
You could have set it up so that it would tell you Half Pint!

yea well I'm sick and I forgot to click that when I made the poll. :p

Rockntractor
12-12-2009, 10:56 PM
yea well I'm sick and I forgot to click that when I made the poll. :p

Give it a month or so and you can reuse the same TOTD. I think it is expectable to reuse toilet paper threads?:confused:

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 10:56 PM
Someone better alert the sith admin - we have at least 2 PRAIRIE DOGS who need to FLUSHED out. :D

Gingersnap
12-12-2009, 11:01 PM
So, are you feeling any better? Nobody would think less of you if had a hot toddy or two at this point. :)

Rockntractor
12-12-2009, 11:04 PM
So, are you feeling any better? Nobody would think less of you if had a hot toddy or two at this point. :)
I don't think your supposed to mix alcohol with children's Tylenol.

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 11:05 PM
So, are you feeling any better? Nobody would think less of you if had a hot toddy or two at this point. :)

I have so much pseudeophed in my system right now I've got dopplar effect vision. :o I have to be careful not to move my head too quickly.

Gingersnap
12-12-2009, 11:09 PM
Poor thing. I've been there and it isn't pretty.

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 11:11 PM
Poor thing. I've been there and it isn't pretty.

yea neither are the cold sweats and thanks to the fever I have to be careful I don't sit on my junk. :(

Gingersnap
12-12-2009, 11:15 PM
yea neither are the cold sweats and thanks to the fever I have to be careful I don't sit on my junk. :(

Okay.

*backs away from the thread, uses hand sanitizer*

Bubba Dawg
12-12-2009, 11:20 PM
Okay.

*backs away from the thread, uses hand sanitizer*

Dammit Jim I'm just a doctor.....

Did I say that out loud.....???? :eek:

Did Poli mention his junk.......????

It's still Shitty Saturday....right......:eek::eek:

Khannnnnnnnnnn!!!!!!!

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 11:20 PM
Okay.

*backs away from the thread, uses hand sanitizer*

What? TMI? :confused:

Gingersnap
12-12-2009, 11:35 PM
Did Poli mention his junk.......????

Yes, in some sweaty/chilled format where it evidently becomes tangled. Wedding tackle come to mind and not in a good way. :eek:

Rockntractor
12-12-2009, 11:39 PM
Yes, in some sweaty/chilled format where it evidently becomes tangled. Wedding tackle come to mind and not in a good way. :eek:

Likely a very small problem. A minute detail. Hardly noticeable.

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 11:48 PM
Yes, in some sweaty/chilled format where it evidently becomes tangled. Wedding tackle come to mind and not in a good way. :eek:

not tangled. Saggy. The berry's are hanging very low from the branch. :D

PoliCon
12-12-2009, 11:49 PM
Likely a very small problem. A minute detail. Hardly noticeable.

sorry - no. It's not a small problem. I have to be careful I don't dip them in the toilet when I use it right now.

RobJohnson
12-13-2009, 01:00 AM
I don't think your supposed to mix alcohol with children's Tylenol.

You are killing me. :D

lacarnut
12-13-2009, 01:41 AM
You are killing me. :D

Me too.