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LogansPapa
06-03-2008, 11:36 AM
Top Ten Revelations in the Scott McClellan Book

#10 Thought it was safe to write tell all book because the president doesn't read.

#9 Resigned from press secretary job because Helen Thomas kept flashing him.

#8 Due to a clerical error, CIA spent two years fighting Al Jarreau.

#7 When things are busy, the president will stay as late as 4 pm.

#6 Before politics, Secretary of Defense Robert Gates was drummer for Foghat.

#5 White House has an illegal cable hookup.

#4 Each time McClellan lied about Iraq, Bush gave him a barrel of oil .

#3 Still appears at conventions as "Chachi" (sorry, that's revelations in the Scott Baio book).

#2 No nuimber 2 -- writer at screening of "Sex and the City" -- and loving it

#1 Beneath sunny exterior, Cheney's kind of a jerk

Elspeth
06-05-2008, 11:55 AM
"#8 Due to a clerical error, CIA spent two years fighting Al Jarreau."

Now THAT'S funny! :)

Constitutionally Speaking
06-05-2008, 01:11 PM
"#8 Due to a clerical error, CIA spent two years fighting Al Jarreau."

Now THAT'S funny! :)

I liked that one and the Helen Thomas one most!


I wonder how many people here remember Al Jarreau???

Elspeth
06-05-2008, 01:15 PM
I liked that one and the Helen Thomas one most!


I wonder how many people here remember Al Jarreau???

Yeah. That was my second favorite. But the Al Jarreau comment just totally cracked me up!

The higher rated ones were just not terribly funny.