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stsinner
12-16-2009, 05:40 PM
Some of these are pretty funny!


THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD..........


The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

The economy is so bad Obama met with three small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfizer, and Citigroup.

The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

The economy is so bad Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.

The economy is so bad Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

http://www.dollarcollapse.com/iNP/view.asp?ID=117

patriot45
12-16-2009, 05:46 PM
The economy is so bad, a picture is now only worth 200 words

The economy is so bad, I saw the CEO of Wal-Mart shopping at Wal-Mart.

The economy is so bad, I went to my bank the other day and the teller handed me a note saying, "This is a robbery!"

The economy is so bad that I went to my bank to get a loan, they said, "What a coincidence! That's just what we were going to ask you!"

The economy is so bad, rapper 50 Cent had to change his name to 10 Cent.

The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Maybe We Can!"

The economy is so bad, my ATM gave me an IOU!

The economy is so bad that the highest-paying job in town is jury duty.


It's so bad, McDonalds is introducing the 1/4-Ouncer.

Speedy
12-16-2009, 05:55 PM
The economy is so bad, Barack Obama changed his slogan to "Oh No You Din't!"

RobJohnson
12-16-2009, 11:59 PM
The economy is so bad that 7 of 10 houses on Sesame Street are in foreclosure.

The economy is so bad I saw a man in Costco buying one roll of toilet paper.

The economy is so bad that parents in Bevery Hills are considering raising their own children.

The economy is so bad that I saw someone using the sun to get a tan!

The economy is so bad, Bill Gates had to switch to dial up.

It's so bad, McDonalds is introducing the 1/4-Ouncer.